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Old 09-14-2012, 09:01 AM   #1
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The raw data comes from Kantar Media's Campaign Media Analysis Group, as reported by Elizabeth Wilner of Advertising Age. The big takeaway is that 2012 spending in battleground states is running at about three times its 2008 level. Based on past patterns, Wilner figures this means that the two campaigns will be airing about 43,000 ads per day for the rest of the election cycle.

Thank God I don't live in a swing state.

edit: and Holy Crap!

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Old 09-14-2012, 09:03 AM   #2
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:39 AM   #3
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I can't believe North Carolina is not on this list.

And glad we can spend that much money on political ads. How many jobs are these creating again?
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:44 AM   #4
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:07 AM   #5
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However The Bears have led to more deaths among its fanbase than any battle in history!
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:32 AM   #6
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More people are killed by vending machines each year than from shark attacks.

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http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml96/96011.html
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:44 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:53 AM   #8
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I... I don't know what happened, Curtis said he was just going to get a soda and next thing we knew, there was just a bloody arm flopping around on the kitchen floor...
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:19 AM   #9
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Remember, vending machines don't attack unless provoked. So if you feel threatened by a vending machine, just stand still and don't make any sudden movements.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:40 AM   #10
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Remember, vending machines don't kill people. People kill people. Especially stupid people killing themselves underneath vending machines.
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:39 PM   #11
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:15 PM   #12
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:19 PM   #13
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Remember, vending machines don't attack unless provoked. So if you feel threatened by a vending machine, just stand still and don't make any sudden movements.

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Old 09-14-2012, 01:24 PM   #14
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:26 PM   #15
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:34 PM   #16
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man goes in the break room. vending machines in the break room. our vending machine...

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Old 09-14-2012, 01:43 PM   #17
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"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first vending machine for about a half-hour. Pepsi. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dispenser to the top."
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:49 PM   #18
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"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first vending machine for about a half-hour. Pepsi. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dispenser to the top."

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Old 09-14-2012, 01:51 PM   #19
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:52 PM   #20
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:12 PM   #21
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:20 PM   #22
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:35 PM   #23
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Fun biology fact: If you removed your large and small intestines from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:42 PM   #24
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:44 PM   #25
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I can't figure out #8

They were fun, but yeah, #7 and #8 didn't mean anything to me.
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:50 PM   #26
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Fun biology fact: If you removed your large and small intestines from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

True, but not right away.
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They were fun, but yeah, #7 and #8 didn't mean anything to me.

I ended up googling it. Turns out it's some kind of Pokemon, which was after my time. #7 no idea, but I guess it's some cartoon after my time as well ...
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Old 09-14-2012, 05:51 PM   #29
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:29 PM   #31
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:55 PM   #33
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Great, now New York will outlaw vending machines...
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Old 10-13-2012, 12:19 PM   #34
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The Advertising Standards Authority's 'Deleting Expletives' report of 2000 put bollocks as the 8th most offensive word according to the British public. (Wanker was 4th, before nigger or bastard.) Words lower in the 'severity of offence' list than bollocks include arsehole, twat and shit.
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Old 10-13-2012, 12:36 PM   #35
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I went back and looked at the long one from buzzfeed and I find it highly unlikely that #16 is chalk

EDIT: Looking at the source, I guess it is because they're little fossils.

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Old 10-27-2012, 06:52 PM   #36
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Charlie Calhoun of Texas Tech hold the NCAA Division 1 single game records for punts and punting yardage with 36 punts for 1318 yards. He did it in a game on the road against Centenary in 1939. 33 of the punts came on first down.

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Charlie Calhoun of Texas Tech hold the NCAA Division 1 single game records for punts and punting yardage with 36 punts for 1318 yards. He did it in a game on the road against Centenary in 1939. 33 of the punts came on first down.

But did they win?
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But did they win?

The game ended in a 0-0 tie. The game was played in a torrential downpour which lead to the teams punting on first down, combining for 77 total punts.

Why they thought punting was less likely the lead to a turnover in those situations as opposed to running the ball, I do not know.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:21 PM   #40
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How far are we falling behind when America is only isn't even the best in the world at liking America?

The U.S. ranks 3rd in liking the United States « Ranking America

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Old 11-13-2012, 02:31 PM   #41
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How far are we falling behind when America is only isn't even the best in the world at liking America?

The U.S. ranks 3rd in liking the United States « Ranking America

Saw this in the comments, we're still #1 in liking ourselves (i.e, the American people):

Database | Pew Global Attitudes Project

It's kind of interesting looking at those side by side. No dramatic difference in the ranks, but the Brits, Lebanese, Egyptians, and especially the Jordanians like Americans more than they like America, whereas Japan, Spain, Mexico, Brazil like America a little more than they like Americans.

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Fun biology fact: If you removed your large and small intestines from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Shit.
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Shit.

Well, without intestines, no...

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Saw this in the comments, we're still #1 in liking ourselves (i.e, the American people):

Database | Pew Global Attitudes Project

It's kind of interesting looking at those side by side. No dramatic difference in the ranks, but the Brits, Lebanese, Egyptians, and especially the Jordanians like Americans more than they like America, whereas Japan, Spain, Mexico, Brazil like America a little more than they like Americans.

I had no idea Turkey was drinking so much haterade
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I had no idea Turkey was drinking so much haterade

Weird. I don't get that or France's 75%. Both times I've been to Turkey everyone was very friendly and nice, whereas every time I've been to France, they were largely dicks, with the exception of Grasse, where I actually met some nice people.
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Well, without intestines, no...

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Old 11-13-2012, 09:39 PM   #48
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This deserved more love.

I was afraid that Kristin was speaking from experience.
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I was afraid that Kristin was speaking from experience.

As far as I know, my intestines are and always have been inside my body. Almost all of my surgeries have been orthopaedic (well, mostly so). The 2 that weren't were my tonsillectomy and my procedure to repair an opened incision (and the incision that opened was from an orthopaedic-ish surgery).

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I was afraid that Kristin was speaking from experience.

Also

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