Survivor: Philippines -- Episode spoilers within (don't read until you watch it)

[CrimsonFox]

Season Premiere tonight! Set those DVRs!
New season with more gimmicks than you can shake a stick at. 3 returning exacuated players: Michael Skupin (fell in fire and melted his hands), Jonathan Penner (speared his leg on a ridiculous sharp stick maze), and Russell Swan (pushed himself so hard without sleep and water that he went unconscious several times and his blood pressure dropped).

To quote Russell, "Last time I gave 100% and almost died. This time I'm going to give 110%..."

Way to go for death, buddy!

And that's not all Baseball MVP Jeff Kent is on the show

PLUS Lisa Whelchel, Blair from the Facts of Life, is on the show.
Not since Marcia Brady was on Celebrity FIt Club has there been an equal celebrity...

Let's go!

[Neon_Chaos]

Woo. They filmed at CamSur. Awesome beach setting.

The tribes are Kalabaw, Tandang, and Matsing. Cow, Rooster, and Monkey.

[General Mike]

who's the hot blonde?

[stevew]

The one from Facts of Life?

[stevew]

Dumbass

[Grover]

has Jeff Kent been a prick yet?

[General Mike]

Originally Posted by stevew

The one from Facts of Life?

No, the young one.

[CrimsonFox]

Actually I see a couple hot blondes.
(No not the one with the lipring)

And YAY three teams! I like that system. Hope it does something besides inspire two teams to gang up on one other. They'd be stupid to do that anyhow.

[CrimsonFox]

Where's EF when you need him to make spoilers...

[General Mike]

I'm talking about Angie.

[Autumn]

pixplzkthx

[CrimsonFox]

The ep is up on the survivor site!

Survivor: Philippines Video - Survivor Smacked Me in the Chops - CBS.com

Also, in the cast assessment minimovie on the site, Jeff said Angie has "no business being out here"

[CrimsonFox]

Some good stuff tonight.

Like the Denise/Malcolm pair already. That team is kinda screwed up tho.
Getting out Zane now was actually a good thing, albeit for weird reasons. They made it LOOK like at least that it was mainly because Russell COULD have an idol. Everyone always says that of everyone else. Zane is just a pointblank liar and everyone knows it so good that they bagged him early. They can always just ignore Russell's bitching next time.

Penner is making himself a HUGE target. Luckily they won or he would have been toast. I'm a big believer in the fact that every episode something can happen that changes things so next time things might be better for him socially. I can't wait until Jeff Kent is exposed. I've always wondered about sports people being identified. Whenever it happens it puzzles me. I just never see sports guy's faces up close enough to know it was them if i saw them. They are more known to me simply by their name and stats.

Yellow youngin team blech. I hope Skupin goes far. He's not in a bad position now as he's part of a core yet he could flip the alliance in the future without them having a clue. Poor Lisa. She needs to hope they keep winning. She really needs to chill out and just go with the flow. She's probably right to keep her identity secret. This whole season is full of people that want to oust the survivor returnees let alone someone who is legitimately famous.

[Klinglerware]

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Woo. They filmed at CamSur. Awesome beach setting.

The tribes are Kalabaw, Tandang, and Matsing. Cow, Rooster, and Monkey.

"CamSur"? Now there's a province that's into marketing. It's like when they rechristened New Rochelle, NY "New Roc City"...

[wade moore]

This show continues to irritate me in a special way.

Their idiotic naming in Guides of Survivor: Whatever makes it so that old season passes on my Tivo do not carry over. So, for the 2nd season in a row, I missed the season preview.

So idiotic and annoying.

[Neon_Chaos]

Can we please... please fix the thread title.

Philippines... not Phillipines.

I can't help but notice it... sticking out like a sore thumb.

[Neon_Chaos]

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

"CamSur"? Now there's a province that's into marketing. It's like when they rechristened New Rochelle, NY "New Roc City"...

http://www.camsur.com/

[stevew]

I haven't watched many episodes in the past 5 years, but I see they are still following the same editing model. Once it seems like a ruse/blind side is possible, it rarely happens.

[mauchow]

I am convinced that zane's idea came after everyone was talking to him to stay. The Guy was a moron. Period. In the end people didn't vote Russell because he himself said that Russell had idol.

Typical person to be voted out first. Dumb.

He started out well it seemed but... that ended quickly.

[korme]

Is it the sports homer in me or do I love Jeff Kent on this show? What a pep talk! "It's nice he's a veteran of the game and all... but who do you want to win? A veteran... or one us?"

Way to work the crowd, Kent

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by korme

Is it the sports homer in me or do I love Jeff Kent on this show? What a pep talk! "It's nice he's a veteran of the game and all... but who do you want to win? A veteran... or one us?"

Way to work the crowd, Kent

Even better, when he went all spazz clumsy and fell into the ocean, ripping his MCL lol that was awesome.
I wonder if he really tore it and if that gets worse. Well he would know about that stuff

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Can we please... please fix the thread title.

Philippines... not Phillipines.

I can't help but notice it... sticking out like a sore thumb.

sorry bout that. Yeah I thought it was wrong and went searching online for spelling and found that incorrect version a LOT! what a surprise...

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

Even better, when he went all spazz clumsy and fell into the ocean, ripping his MCL lol that was awesome.

He didn't go spazz clumsy, Jonathan pushed the raft out from under him.

[Castlerock]

Originally Posted by wade moore

This show continues to irritate me in a special way.

Their idiotic naming in Guides of Survivor: Whatever makes it so that old season passes on my Tivo do not carry over. So, for the 2nd season in a row, I missed the season preview.

So idiotic and annoying.

Make a Wish List that auto-records. That is what I do and it gets everything (for several seasons now).

[wade moore]

Originally Posted by Castlerock

Make a Wish List that auto-records. That is what I do and it gets everything (for several seasons now).

As well as things I don't want. Meh.

[General Mike]

Originally Posted by Autumn

pixplzkthx

[Suicane75]

The boobs on the dark haired girl on the yellow tribe had me mesmerized.

[saldana]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

The boobs on the dark haired girl on the yellow tribe had me mesmerized.

this.

[LloydLungs]

Angie's hot, but this Sarah Dawson:

a) Knows her baseball well enough to recognize Kent, and
b) Has enough Survivor sense to put that info in her pocket for a later time instead of blurting it out.

I think I'm in love!

[Suicane75]

A post full of PG cheesecake.

Spoiler

Reign those babies in.


Rawwwrrrr!!!


No we can't.


Did I say Rawwwrrrr yet?


Legit had to watch this twice cause I thought she was bottomless.


Yup.


The luckiest guy to hit the beach since Tom Hanks.


Put some pants on young lady....just kidding, you're fine.

[stevew]

Jeez. I missed her apparently.

[stevew]

Only watched the last 3rd.

[Maple Leafs]

I'm vaguely enjoying the "drop in a celebrity who may or may not be famous enough to be recognized" thing they're doing lately. It makes me wonder what sort of scenes will see in the next few years.

"I think the short guy might have been Jeffrey the butler from Fresh Prince of Bel Air!"

"Am I crazy or is that dude building the fire former WWF tag team champion I.R.S.?"

"I think that awkward guy nobody likes is Mitt Romney...."

[Castlerock]

Originally Posted by Castlerock

Make a Wish List that auto-records. That is what I do and it gets everything (for several seasons now).

Originally Posted by wade moore

As well as things I don't want. Meh.

Title Keyword: 'Survivor'
Category: 'Action Adventure: Reality'

Works for me. Gets all episodes of all seasons (including final) and nothing else.

[EagleFan]

Letting out a sigh of relief...

[stevew]

Jesus. The bikinis on that tribe. The hide boobed investment banker. The Latina with the monster ass And questionable face. Tadang, indeed

[stevew]

Cookies, lmfao

[General Mike]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Letting out a sigh of relief...

+2

[korme]

In my Survivor Pool, I had the first and last pick in the draft. My picks? Jeff Kent (homer) and Roxy... can't believe the last pick in the draft actually went out first, lol

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Letting out a sigh of relief...

EF! You're here! The party has started!



THat was no surprise at all who went. Russell really isn't a good player.

Cool that Penner found the idol. Not sure if he knows he's going first tho, but their tribe seems strong in challenges so that may not even be a problem until the tribes get mixed again. I am sure they are going to make the 3 tribes into 2 really soon.

Probably the episode after next. If purple loses again, Russell is out.
If yellow, hmmmm I HOPE Mike doesn't get chopped.

Oh yeah that Abi chick is horrible. Crazy crazy pyscho bitch.
RC needs to pair with the boys instead.
That actually might be a way to save Lisa.
Although the "next time" makes me think Mike is totally safe and Lisa is going.

[Suicane75]

RC crawling around on all fours instantly made that the best Survivor puzzle ever. Don't know if the doc made the right decision in taking Cookies over Roxy though I'm not sure it'll matter as they'll probably merge before it ever gets to a 3 man tribal council and she's still ahead of Russell on the tribe chain.

Abi can't win this game, but she's clearly nuts enough to make it interesting the further she gets. Penner is just hard to watch with how damn manic he is.
At this point I'd have to guess that one of the main 4 from the red tribe probably has the best chance as they're the group that seems fragmented the least.

[saldana]

i just love how all the people that are on the game any more talk about how they are huge fans and have watched every episode

but then they do the same stupid things that have gotten other people kicked off in the past.

did roxy really think that the super bitch attitude was not going to result in her getting voted out?

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

EF! You're here! The party has started!



THat was no surprise at all who went. Russell really isn't a good player.

Cool that Penner found the idol. Not sure if he knows he's going first tho, but their tribe seems strong in challenges so that may not even be a problem until the tribes get mixed again. I am sure they are going to make the 3 tribes into 2 really soon.

Probably the episode after next. If purple loses again, Russell is out.
If yellow, hmmmm I HOPE Mike doesn't get chopped.

Oh yeah that Abi chick is horrible. Crazy crazy pyscho bitch.
RC needs to pair with the boys instead.
That actually might be a way to save Lisa.
Although the "next time" makes me think Mike is totally safe and Lisa is going.

I don't know what makes you say that...

"You **** me you're dead."

[EagleFan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

[stevew]

No more cookies

[General Mike]

why is this stupid _____ running around yelling that she found the idol?

[saldana]

i will miss her (well, part(s) of her anyway)

[stevew]

Originally Posted by saldana

i will miss her (well, part(s) of her anyway)

You're a motorboat'n son of a bitch.

[Draft Dodger]

I'll miss those fake breasts

[kingfc22]

Originally Posted by General Mike

why is this stupid _____ running around yelling that she found the idol?

Seriously. This chick is psycho!