IWS #205 "The Crass Menagerie"

stevew · 11-09-2012, 04:59 PM

The Crass Menagerie

The rules are the same as previous FOFC "I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s most widely beloved and solemnly revered founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be an asshat, and this should end well.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. The administrator's decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However, your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "How do you talk to an angel?" and you join 4 other misguided souls in answering "hold her close" then you get your 5 points even if the technically correct answer is "like trying to catch a falling star."

Hall of Heroes:

Spoiler

The Questions

Stupid is a 30 something dorky white dude. Inspired by the rap thug anthem "I Don't Like" and the FX show, "The League", Stupid buys a copy of Pro Tools and decides to cut a rap video for YouTube.....

1. The focus of this rap video was about dissing an underperforming 2012 fantasy football player Stupid drafted in the first two rounds of his draft. Which player does stupid "Don't Like"?

2. This clip is overnight sensation, and he's making mad youtube moneyz. He gets invited to the Youtube awards show, and is seated at a table with a Youtube celebrity or Youtube celebrity group. Who is/are this/these person(s)?

3. Stupid is freaking famous now, and he's gone from his trailer home for weeks at a time. Unfortunately he only springs for the small crappy DVR from the cable company, and this thing is getting full. In order to save space so that he doesn't overwrite episodes of The League, he needs to delete a different show from his season pass. Which Show?

4. Stupid is spending some time in Vegas these days, and has started to sports bet. Some delusional Falcons fan comes up to him and says, "The 8-0 Falcons are the best team in the history of the NFL. I'll give you +10000 on any Super Bowl win bet you make right now, as long as you don't pick my awesome Falcons". Who did Stupid pick?

5. Stupid has now decided to get political and suddenly discovers that voter fraud is a totally real thing. He can go to Kinko's and print as many fake absentee ballots as it takes to make one congressperson retroactively lose in the 2012 election. Who does he stuff the ballot box against?

6. Finally, Stupid is invited to the 2013 inauguration and is seated with Lance Bass. Since weed and gay marriage were such important issues in the 2012 election, Stupid asks Lance a question. "Lance, besides yourself, who's your favorite weed smoking gay celebrity?" What was Lance's answer?

Please PM all responses to me by Thursday NOV 15 at 11:59pm EST

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 06:15 PM

I think number 6 is going to be pretty divisive.

claphamsa · 11-09-2012, 06:46 PM

i think #5 is the kicker....

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 06:59 PM

I'm hoping almost all of us have the same answer on that one.

PurdueBrad · 11-10-2012, 10:53 AM

Sending now...tough questions!

britrock88 · 11-10-2012, 11:22 AM

I think this is a great and tough set, stevew.

stevew · 11-13-2012, 03:38 PM

bumpage

stevew · 11-15-2012, 03:18 PM

Bumping.

I'm not sure what the lowest response rate is for one of these things, but at this point it's barely worth even scoring.

Alf · 11-15-2012, 05:35 PM

Stupid from Europe does not get the questions there. Must be really USA based stuff.

CrimsonFox · 11-15-2012, 05:46 PM

I think the top score will stay in triple digits

StLee · 11-15-2012, 06:12 PM

I don't know a single gay stoner from #6, so I just tanked that one. Maybe.

Young Drachma · 11-15-2012, 07:25 PM

Yeah this one was tough.

stevew · 11-15-2012, 07:30 PM

I'd like to get 6 more answers if possible. Will keep it open for another day or so.

stevew · 11-16-2012, 05:59 PM

Last bump. Its like winning a medal at the 84 Olympics right now.

CrimsonFox · 11-16-2012, 06:03 PM

cmon losers, put down your twinkies and enter!

11-09-2012, 06:46 PM	#3
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	i think #5 is the kicker.... __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

11-09-2012, 06:59 PM	#4
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I'm hoping almost all of us have the same answer on that one. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-15-2012, 05:35 PM	#9
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	Stupid from Europe does not get the questions there. Must be really USA based stuff. __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats

11-15-2012, 06:12 PM	#11
StLee High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NC	I don't know a single gay stoner from #6, so I just tanked that one. Maybe. __________________ Lifelong fan of LSU sports and Saints football! ------------ Author of NCAA 128: Battle to ONE: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=85730 Softball in Korea 1 and 2: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...softball+korea + http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=83736

11-15-2012, 07:25 PM	#12
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Yeah this one was tough. __________________ Current dynasty: Playtesting chaos (Viperball 26) \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

11-09-2012, 06:15 PM	#2
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I think number 6 is going to be pretty divisive. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-10-2012, 11:22 AM	#6
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	I think this is a great and tough set, stevew.

11-13-2012, 03:38 PM	#7
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	bumpage

11-15-2012, 03:18 PM	#8
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Bumping. I'm not sure what the lowest response rate is for one of these things, but at this point it's barely worth even scoring.

11-15-2012, 05:46 PM	#10
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	I think the top score will stay in triple digits

11-15-2012, 07:30 PM	#13
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I'd like to get 6 more answers if possible. Will keep it open for another day or so.

11-16-2012, 05:59 PM	#14
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Last bump. Its like winning a medal at the 84 Olympics right now.

11-16-2012, 06:03 PM	#15
CrimsonFox General Manager Join Date: Dec 2009	cmon losers, put down your twinkies and enter!

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