Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey

WSUCougar · 05-02-2003, 04:11 PM

This thread does not actually exist. If you post here, you will spend the rest of eternity in the belly of a colossal squid. Or something. Please leave.

GoldenEagle · 05-02-2003, 04:12 PM

JeeberD · 05-02-2003, 04:12 PM

He must have eaten some bad chinese food...

WSUCougar · 05-02-2003, 04:14 PM

That's two...

JeeberD · 05-02-2003, 04:18 PM

Eh, it could be worse. I could spend eternity in HM's stomach...

GoldenEagle · 05-02-2003, 04:24 PM

I dont know about this colossal squid thing. I mean sure its big and has eigtheen arms but thats it. No biggie.

WSUCougar · 05-02-2003, 04:26 PM

*gasp*

Heathen! I will deal with thy blasphemy later. It's Friday afternoon and I have not the time.

Franklinnoble · 05-02-2003, 04:37 PM

I found a colossal squid in my pants....

... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.

Fritz · 05-02-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I found a colossal squid in my pants....

... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.

take your hand out of the rubber glove AFTER you pull your finger out of your ass

Franklinnoble · 05-02-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
take your hand out of the rubber glove AFTER you pull your finger out of your ass

Man, the things they leave out of the manual when you ask for instructions on how to give yourself a prostate massage... thanks, Fritz.

Fritz · 05-02-2003, 06:59 PM

there are some things you need to go to a Marilyn Manson concert to learn.

*still shuddering after 7 years*

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-02-2003, 07:49 PM

Uh...this is just weird.

tucker342 · 05-02-2003, 08:46 PM

I don't like cucumber very much...

kcchief19 · 05-02-2003, 09:42 PM

Fritz did what with a colossal cucumber and his ass?

tucker342 · 05-03-2003, 12:03 AM

ohhh, that's a scary thought...

I'm going to have nightmares

Rich1033 · 05-03-2003, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey.

Did you just watch Jackass: The movie?

That scene with the sea cucumbers was disturbing. Actually the whole movie was a strange combination of disturbing and amusing.

Mega · 05-03-2003, 05:28 AM

If they soaked it in vinegar, then it would be a colossal pickle. Just something to think about.

05-02-2003, 04:12 PM	#2
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Huh? __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-02-2003, 04:12 PM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	He must have eaten some bad chinese food... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-02-2003, 04:14 PM	#4
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	That's two... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-02-2003, 04:18 PM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Eh, it could be worse. I could spend eternity in HM's stomach... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 05-02-2003 at 04:18 PM.

05-02-2003, 04:24 PM	#6
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I dont know about this colossal squid thing. I mean sure its big and has eigtheen arms but thats it. No biggie. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014 Last edited by GoldenEagle : 05-02-2003 at 04:24 PM.

05-02-2003, 04:26 PM	#7
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	gasp Heathen! I will deal with thy blasphemy later. It's Friday afternoon and I have not the time. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-02-2003, 04:37 PM	#8
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I found a colossal squid in my pants.... ... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.

05-02-2003, 06:59 PM	#11
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	there are some things you need to go to a Marilyn Manson concert to learn. still shuddering after 7 years __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-02-2003, 07:49 PM	#12
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Uh...this is just weird. __________________ Toujour Pret

05-02-2003, 08:46 PM	#13
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I don't like cucumber very much...

05-02-2003, 09:42 PM	#14
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Fritz did what with a colossal cucumber and his ass?

05-03-2003, 12:03 AM	#15
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	ohhh, that's a scary thought... I'm going to have nightmares

05-03-2003, 05:28 AM	#17
Mega n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	If they soaked it in vinegar, then it would be a colossal pickle. Just something to think about.

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