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2 | 22.22% |
| Eh $50 or $60 |
  
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3 | 33.33% |
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4 | 44.44% |
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09-26-2014, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Random Meth Question
So a surprising debate has erupted on my Facebook page about the following meth question someone's 3rd grader had on a test in the streets. I say surprising, because I think the answer is 100% obvious.
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09-26-2014, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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$50 is the sweet spot for meth. Enough to get blasted, not enough to OD.
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09-26-2014, 10:17 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Yeah, the generic pseudoephedrine tablets work just as well as Sudafed. Just always use straight ammonia, not a window cleaner with ammonia.
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09-26-2014, 10:24 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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There's a Meth-od to cartman's madness.
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09-26-2014, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I'm having trouble picking the right answer. But I'm not having trouble picking the scabs off of my face.
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09-26-2014, 10:33 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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$Trouter White is obviously the wrong answer, because you have no need for a tooth whitening product when you suffer from meth mouth.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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09-26-2014, 10:34 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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I'm a hundred percent sure one of my student's moms is a serious meth head. She's maybe 29 and looks 59 and is skinny enough she could probably hide in a piece of PVC pipe. I'll ask her the answer after school.
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09-26-2014, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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I'm a bit confused by the question. It seems to assume that 50 and 60 aren't the same even though they're both numbers. How can numbers be different?
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09-26-2014, 10:43 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Oh how delightful! Thank you.  |
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09-26-2014, 10:45 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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By the way, the correct answer is none of the above you psychos.
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09-26-2014, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Because third graders don't have that much money so they're supposed to trade their parents jewelry for meth? |
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09-26-2014, 11:10 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I don't know how to put this so that it wont seem weird, but does anybody want their dick sucked?
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09-26-2014, 11:21 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Quote:
 korme likes this. Last edited by korme : 09-26-2014 at 11:21 AM. |
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09-26-2014, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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You can suck it for $51 |
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09-26-2014, 07:46 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Don't want to scare you Suicane, but some folks round off to the nearest 10 inches.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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09-26-2014, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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