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Old 07-30-2015, 07:45 PM   #1
nol
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Smalls

So me and the fellas from the neighborhood are roasting some mallows just now. Not a parent in sight. We've got the chocolate, we've got the grahams so I'm passing out s'mores to everyone. Then the new kid comes up... let's call him Smalls.

No sooner do I ask Smalls if he wants a s'more when he responds "Some more of what?"

So I'm sitting there wondering if he's actually being serious and then what does he say? "I haven't had anything yet, so how could I have some more of nothing?"

It's like he grew up in bizarro world. Never even heard of them? Please if you can, introduce your children to s'mores long before they turn 10 because Smalls is KILLING me right now.

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Old 07-30-2015, 08:52 PM   #2
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There's not much in this world I can say that I hate without reservation. S'mores are one that short list. Love me some roasted Marshmallows, can even abide by them plain, but If you try and serve me a S'more or that god forsaken fluffer shit, I will punch you right in your gosh darn throat.
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Old 07-30-2015, 10:13 PM   #3
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I represent the other side of Suicane's thoughts on S'mores. There is a short list of marshmallow based things I can get down with, and S'mores top the list. But if you stick a moon pie in my face, I will cut your throat while you sleep.
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Old 07-31-2015, 12:41 AM   #4
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Marshmallows and aggression haven't been this closely linked since Ghostbusters.
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:04 AM   #5
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Graham crackers are so fuckin good. I like never eat them, but when I do...holy shit. I love them shitz.
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:20 AM   #6
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Forget the graham crackers, melt those babies with some almonds and cool it so it's a solid. Home made rocky road baby
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:29 AM   #7
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I love rocky road
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Old 07-31-2015, 06:05 AM   #8
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Did he know Babe Ruth?
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Old 07-31-2015, 07:08 AM   #9
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I represent the other side of Suicane's thoughts on S'mores. There is a short list of marshmallow based things I can get down with, and S'mores top the list. But if you stick a moon pie in my face, I will cut your throat while you sleep.

My brother from another mother.

My wife has told me for years that I'm insane about my inconsistency on marshmallow based treats. (This from a woman who eats peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwiches. I'd divorce her over this if I thought I could get 50% of our assets.)
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:08 AM   #10
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I really don't like marshmallows. I can get behind a smore so long as there is a lot of chocolate and only a small marshmallow. But frankly I'd rather just eat a square of chocolate and a graham wafer.
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