New Feature: Ask the FOFC Wives!

WSUCougar · 05-21-2003, 11:07 AM

Given the humorous tidbits we've had in the past (remember that one live exchange with someone's drunk wife?), I thought it might be entertaining if we came up with a question or a few, then we all submitted them to our wives/girlfriends/partners/pets, and then all reported back here.

Possible first questions:

(1) Define "text sim."

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.

(3) Are you hot?

(4) Have you heard of the collosal squid?

vtbub · 05-21-2003, 11:14 AM

1. "I have no idea, those damn computer games."

2. "Fucked up, zoned out."

3. "No."

4. "collosal squid, what the frail is that?"

Quotations from Mrs. Vtbub.

Subby · 05-21-2003, 11:22 AM

(1) "You're a dork."

(2) "You're a dork."

(3) "You're a dork."

(4) "You're a dork."

Well that couldn't have gone much worse...thanks.

scooper · 05-21-2003, 11:57 AM

1. Huh? Some computer term.

2. Nothing else exists.

3. Of course.

4. Giant Squid yes. Collosal Squid no.

Blade · 05-21-2003, 11:59 AM

(1) "I don't know" as she rolls her eyes...

(2) "Idiotic and annoying"

(3) "Sure"

(4) "No"

I think she was about to slap me...all I heard as she walked away was "Waste my time..."

Mrs. Blade can be an angry one!

Neuqua · 05-21-2003, 12:01 PM

I'm anticipating the answers from the first lady of FOFC (Mrs. Maple Leaf.)

scooper · 05-21-2003, 12:05 PM

An upadate:

"Ok, now you have left me hanging. I figured there would be some big revelation at the conclusion of the e-mail. Oh well, It's nice to know that my response is going to be posted for millions of people to make fun of."

Ha! Shows what she knows. It's more like dozens.

Maple Leafs · 05-21-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neuqua
I'm anticipating the answers from the first lady of FOFC (Mrs. Maple Leaf.)

No way I'm bringing her near this board. After getting a look at the "What do you look like" thread, I'm sure she'd leave me for one of you studs.

MizzouRah · 05-21-2003, 01:50 PM

This is funny stuff! I'll try... Dialing #....

1 - I don't know

2 - Away from me

3 - Yes

4 - No

Todd

moriarty · 05-21-2003, 02:00 PM

(1) Define "text sim."
simulating a text file?

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.
fixated!

(3) Are you hot?
Sassy more like it!

(4) Have you heard of the collosal squid?

Yes, a certain man told me about it

I personally like the first answer. Femine logic at work there (can you tell she's in sales?)

WSUCougar · 05-21-2003, 02:08 PM

My wife's answers, via email:

(1) Define "text sim." - Like imaginary numbers...simulated text.

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. - Totally engulfed.

(3) Are you hot? - Only when my pants are on fire! [HA! Classic modesty from a decidedly hot blonde...]

(4) Have you heard of the colossal squid? - My hubby's got one in his pants!
[HA! Classic truth from a decidedly hot blonde...]

vex · 05-21-2003, 02:09 PM

(1) Define "text sim."

"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, leave me alone."

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.

"Ignores everything/everyone around, is useless"

(3) Are you hot?

"I can't answer that."

(4) Have you heard of the collosal squid?

"Nope."

These are from my girlfriend.

moriarty · 05-21-2003, 02:22 PM

This is funny.

We should ask them what FOFC stands for next time ... could be interesting.

GrantDawg · 05-21-2003, 02:25 PM

(1) Define "text sim."

Simulated text?

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.

Easily Agitated

(2) Are you hot?

Yes

(4) Have you heard of the colossal squid?

Yes

vex · 05-21-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moriarty
This is funny.

We should ask them what FOFC stands for next time ... could be interesting.

I think I'm done with asking questions.

Masked · 05-21-2003, 02:49 PM

From my girlfriend

(1) Define "text sim."

um, a text based simulation?

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.

Oblivious

(3) Are you hot?

no, my office is rather chilly

(4) Have you heard of the collosal squid?

it was in a Good Eats episode right?

Alan T · 05-21-2003, 02:53 PM

Here are my wife's answers. I thought after the first question she was going to just ignore my stupid IMs

[16:01] Alan T: (1) Define "text sim."

[16:03] Alan T: you there?
[16:04] Kathryn: Yeah.. hang on.. I just got a phone call.. almost off
[16:05] Kathryn: Okay
[16:05] Kathryn: Text sim
[16:05] Kathryn: doesn't that test the similarities between programming languages?
[16:06] Alan T: (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.

[16:06] Kathryn: Withdrawn and occasionally going WOO, when something strikes his fancy
[16:06] Alan T: (3) Are you hot?
[16:06] Kathryn: Depends on the degree
[16:06] Alan T: (4) Have you heard of the collosal squid?
[16:07] Kathryn: Yes
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WSUCougar · 05-21-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alan T
Withdrawn and occasionally going WOO, when something strikes his fancy

Okay, I don't know about the rest of you, but I got a good chuckle out of that line.

Alan T · 05-21-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Okay, I don't know about the rest of you, but I got a good chuckle out of that line.

I just want to state for the record, that I have never gone WOO in my entire life.

She must be on drugs.. thats all I can think..

WSUCougar · 05-21-2003, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alan T
I just want to state for the record, that I have never gone WOO in my entire life.

...but have you ever had your fancy struck?

Alan T · 05-21-2003, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WSUCougar
...but have you ever had your fancy struck?

Alot more before my daughter was born than after

EagleFan · 05-21-2003, 03:13 PM

She was confused. It's actually HARRRRRRRR that she keep hearing, not WOO.

I'll ask my wife when she gets home tonight but my guesses are:

1) No
2) Why
3) Stop Bothering Me
4) I can only think of one thing that's collosal... (that one may be a figment of my imagination)

mckerney · 05-21-2003, 04:24 PM

Enough with the bullshit questions, you guys need to ask the ladies if Cocky & Funny works!

vex · 05-21-2003, 04:31 PM

We can't even get them to tell us if they are hott or not

mckerney · 05-21-2003, 04:34 PM

Well, my guess would be is that they don't want to lie, and they don't want to say no...

Tekneek · 05-21-2003, 04:49 PM

1. "Text simulation"

2. "Obsessed"

3. "No"

4. "Yes...colossal means giant, right?"

sachmo71 · 05-21-2003, 10:37 PM

(1) Define "text sim."

"Text is like a book. Sim is similar. Text Sim. Right?"

(2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming.

"Intense."

(3) Are you hot?

"Yes."

(4) Have you heard of the collosal squid?

"Yes. Saw pictures of it."
"Now come to bed you big hunka man meat, you." **

**The preceeding quote was added by the author to make others think his is a stud

bigdawg2003 · 05-21-2003, 11:01 PM

Looks like Alan's wife is a Ric Flair fan

tucker342 · 05-21-2003, 11:08 PM

This is great

CamEdwards · 05-21-2003, 11:11 PM

sachmo... did she make you wear the mask?

Swaggs · 05-21-2003, 11:29 PM

My wife did not care to participate.

Airhog · 05-21-2003, 11:36 PM

Define Text sim

1.text sim? um, im gonna guess its when you play sim, but with text only. like html

How does your bf act when he plays video games?

2. lol zoned out?

Are you hot?

3. Hell no *snorts*

Tell me about the collossal squid?

4. LOL is this supposed to be about that giant squid? then yeah, if not..no

What is FOFC?

5. isn' that that football thing u go to?

Celeval · 05-21-2003, 11:44 PM

1) *snore*
2) *snore*
3) *snore* *cough* *rollover*
4) *snore*

I may ask again tomorrow morning.

McSweeny · 05-21-2003, 11:52 PM

ok here's what my girlfriend had to say:

1. define "text sim"

is it like... mmm... ahhh shit! like the way a computer recognizes text?

2. Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming

zoned out

3. Are you hot?

yep, of course i am. Like you would be with me if i wasn't? Plus the heat is on in here

4. Have you heard of the collosal squid?
nooo... should i have?

5. What does FOFC stand for?

:::long pause:::

fucking over flying chicks. now leave me alone

AnalBumCover · 05-21-2003, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McSweeny
5. What does FOFC stand for?

:::long pause:::

fucking over flying chicks. now leave me alone

LOL

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 01:00 AM

QOTM material baby!

WSUCougar · 05-22-2003, 08:25 AM

Today's questions for the womenfolk:

1. What does "FOFC" stand for, in the context of the internet?

2. Use the word "asshat" in a sentence.

3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!"

4. Pronounce the word "Solecismic."

5. Name five football terms.

sachmo71 · 05-22-2003, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
sachmo... did she make you wear the mask?

Nope, I had to wear a different prosthetic device.

Radii · 05-22-2003, 10:32 AM

"3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!""

I can't wait to read the various answers to that one.

Alan T · 05-22-2003, 10:44 AM

[11:49] Alan T: 1. What does "FOFC" stand for, in the context of the internet?
[11:51] Kathryn: Uhhh... probably something to do with one of those five hundred fantasy leagues you do.
[11:51] Alan T: 2. Use the word "asshat" in a sentence.

[11:52] Kathryn: You're kidding right? Let me think
[11:55] Alan T: you are running out of time

[11:55] Kathryn: You are such an asshat.
[11:55] Kathryn: I don't know.
[11:55] Kathryn: GRRR
[11:55] Alan T: 3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!"
[11:57] Kathryn: If that has anything to do with plasma screen t.v's, motorcycles or speed boats.. you're in trouble
[11:58] Alan T: 4. Pronounce the word "Solecismic."
[11:58] Kathryn: SOUL SIZE MIK
[11:58] Alan T: 5. Name five football terms.
[11:59] Kathryn: touchdown, touchback, quarterback, linebacker, 2 point conversion

moriarty · 05-22-2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!"
[11:57] Kathryn: If that has anything to do with plasma screen t.v's, motorcycles or speed boats.. you're in trouble

Classic.

mckerney · 05-22-2003, 10:53 AM

I should start a poll on the over/under of the number or divorces to result from this thread.

Alan T · 05-22-2003, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney
I should start a poll on the over/under of the number or divorces to result from this thread.

If my wife hasn't left me before now, this thread won't do anything worse to me

Ben E Lou · 05-22-2003, 11:57 AM

She Who Must Be Obeyed, being an English major, saw fit to write a bit more than most...

Quote:

1. "Text sim" I am guessing this refers to a text based simulation game, meaning the game simulates some reality (ie, managing a football team) but there is no animation/pictures--it is all words, numbers, charts, etc. Is that right?

2. How does Ben behave while gaming? It depends on what game he is playing, however the variations are very subtle. In general, he looks like he is in a coma and can sit for hours staring at the computer screen without any "behavior". You are glad to hear him typing and using the mouse so you can know that he is actually able to move. (Apparently one's ability to hear greatly decreases as well.) The variation in this "behavior" or lack thereof occurs when he is playing an on-line game that is real time and he is much more intense about it. At these times, the coma has more of the look of a cat staring down its prey before it pounces.

3. Am I hot? Actually, I am quite comfortable right now. ;-) Chilly rain outside but a warm cup of coffee and a comfortable office inside.

4. The collosal squid? Isn't that the creature that attacked Captain Nemo's sub in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? No? Hmmmm, couldn't tell you.

5. FOFC--Front Office Football Central? Do I get a prize if I am right?

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 12:01 PM

Hmm Skydog's wife has an advantage, having posted here.

Ben E Lou · 05-22-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Airhog
Hmm Skydog's wife has an advantage, having posted here.

Actually she knows the names for most/all of the games I play (including Front Office Football), and why I like them. Although she gets annoyed at times (I have learned to NEVER NEVER NEVER be playing an online multiplayer game when she gets home from work. Not speaking to her when she walks in the door is a problem for some reason....

), she considers gaming to be one of my "hobbies" and therefore takes an active interest in it. We had a 15-20 minute conversation last night about RoN.

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 12:16 PM

Wow, If Only I could get my gf interested in my gaming. We have only found one game we both enjoyed playing, and that was roller coaster tycoon. She hates it when I play video games when she is around. Of course she isnt much better when she goes and get on the computer for 3-4 hours. Of course the woman is always right

Joe Stallings · 05-22-2003, 12:29 PM

Well my wife's answers were uneventful. But now, when I asked, "Are you hot?," she said, "you once thought so." Which instantly reminded me of this classic exchange in Sam Raimi's "Army of Darkness":

Evil Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Maple Leafs · 05-22-2003, 12:53 PM

You really want to have fun? Have the wives go to the "What do you look like" thread and ask them which of you are "dateable".

Alan T · 05-22-2003, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
You really want to have fun? Have the wives go to the "What do you look like" thread and ask them which of you are "dateable".

LOL!

05-21-2003, 11:14 AM	#2
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	1. "I have no idea, those damn computer games." 2. "Fucked up, zoned out." 3. "No." 4. "collosal squid, what the frail is that?" Quotations from Mrs. Vtbub. __________________

05-21-2003, 11:22 AM	#3
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	(1) "You're a dork." (2) "You're a dork." (3) "You're a dork." (4) "You're a dork." Well that couldn't have gone much worse...thanks. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

05-21-2003, 11:59 AM	#5
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	(1) "I don't know" as she rolls her eyes... (2) "Idiotic and annoying" (3) "Sure" (4) "No" I think she was about to slap me...all I heard as she walked away was "Waste my time..." Mrs. Blade can be an angry one! __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

05-21-2003, 12:01 PM	#6
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	I'm anticipating the answers from the first lady of FOFC (Mrs. Maple Leaf.) __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

05-21-2003, 02:00 PM	#10
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Re: New Feature: Ask the FOFC Wives! (1) Define "text sim." simulating a text file? (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. fixated! (3) Are you hot? Sassy more like it! (4) Have you heard of the collosal squid? Yes, a certain man told me about it I personally like the first answer. Femine logic at work there (can you tell she's in sales?)

05-21-2003, 11:57 AM	#4
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	1. Huh? Some computer term. 2. Nothing else exists. 3. Of course. 4. Giant Squid yes. Collosal Squid no.

05-21-2003, 12:05 PM	#7
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	An upadate: "Ok, now you have left me hanging. I figured there would be some big revelation at the conclusion of the e-mail. Oh well, It's nice to know that my response is going to be posted for millions of people to make fun of." Ha! Shows what she knows. It's more like dozens.

05-21-2003, 01:50 PM	#9
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	This is funny stuff! I'll try... Dialing #.... 1 - I don't know 2 - Away from me 3 - Yes 4 - No Todd

05-21-2003, 02:08 PM	#11
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Re: Re: New Feature: Ask the FOFC Wives! My wife's answers, via email: (1) Define "text sim." - Like imaginary numbers...simulated text. (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. - Totally engulfed. (3) Are you hot? - Only when my pants are on fire! [HA! Classic modesty from a decidedly hot blonde...] (4) Have you heard of the colossal squid? - My hubby's got one in his pants! [HA! Classic truth from a decidedly hot blonde...] __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-21-2003, 02:09 PM	#12
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Re: New Feature: Ask the FOFC Wives! (1) Define "text sim." "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, leave me alone." (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. "Ignores everything/everyone around, is useless" (3) Are you hot? "I can't answer that." (4) Have you heard of the collosal squid? "Nope." These are from my girlfriend.

05-21-2003, 02:22 PM	#13
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	This is funny. We should ask them what FOFC stands for next time ... could be interesting.

05-21-2003, 02:25 PM	#14
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	(1) Define "text sim." Simulated text? (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. Easily Agitated (2) Are you hot? Yes (4) Have you heard of the colossal squid? Yes

05-21-2003, 02:49 PM	#16
Masked College Starter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bay Area	From my girlfriend (1) Define "text sim." um, a text based simulation? (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. Oblivious (3) Are you hot? no, my office is rather chilly (4) Have you heard of the collosal squid? it was in a Good Eats episode right?

05-21-2003, 02:53 PM	#17
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	Here are my wife's answers. I thought after the first question she was going to just ignore my stupid IMs [16:01] Alan T: (1) Define "text sim." [16:03] Alan T: you there? [16:04] Kathryn: Yeah.. hang on.. I just got a phone call.. almost off [16:05] Kathryn: Okay [16:05] Kathryn: Text sim [16:05] Kathryn: doesn't that test the similarities between programming languages? [16:06] Alan T: (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. [16:06] Kathryn: Withdrawn and occasionally going WOO, when something strikes his fancy [16:06] Alan T: (3) Are you hot? [16:06] Kathryn: Depends on the degree [16:06] Alan T: (4) Have you heard of the collosal squid? [16:07] Kathryn: Yes [ __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

05-21-2003, 03:13 PM	#22
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	She was confused. It's actually HARRRRRRRR that she keep hearing, not WOO. I'll ask my wife when she gets home tonight but my guesses are: 1) No 2) Why 3) Stop Bothering Me 4) I can only think of one thing that's collosal... (that one may be a figment of my imagination) __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

05-21-2003, 04:24 PM	#23
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Enough with the bullshit questions, you guys need to ask the ladies if Cocky & Funny works!

05-21-2003, 04:31 PM	#24
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	We can't even get them to tell us if they are hott or not

05-21-2003, 04:34 PM	#25
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Well, my guess would be is that they don't want to lie, and they don't want to say no...

05-21-2003, 04:49 PM	#26
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	1. "Text simulation" 2. "Obsessed" 3. "No" 4. "Yes...colossal means giant, right?"

05-21-2003, 10:37 PM	#27
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Re: New Feature: Ask the FOFC Wives! (1) Define "text sim." "Text is like a book. Sim is similar. Text Sim. Right?" (2) Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming. "Intense." (3) Are you hot? "Yes." (4) Have you heard of the collosal squid? "Yes. Saw pictures of it." "Now come to bed you big hunka man meat, you." The preceeding quote was added by the author to make others think his is a stud Last edited by sachmo71 : 05-21-2003 at 10:40 PM.

05-21-2003, 11:01 PM	#28
bigdawg2003 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Austin, Texas, USA	Looks like Alan's wife is a Ric Flair fan __________________ I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis. I thought he was from Tennessee.

05-21-2003, 11:08 PM	#29
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	This is great

05-21-2003, 11:11 PM	#30
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	sachmo... did she make you wear the mask? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-21-2003, 11:29 PM	#31
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	My wife did not care to participate. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

05-21-2003, 11:36 PM	#32
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Define Text sim 1.text sim? um, im gonna guess its when you play sim, but with text only. like html How does your bf act when he plays video games? 2. lol zoned out? Are you hot? 3. Hell no snorts Tell me about the collossal squid? 4. LOL is this supposed to be about that giant squid? then yeah, if not..no What is FOFC? 5. isn' that that football thing u go to? __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! Last edited by Airhog : 05-22-2003 at 12:27 AM.

05-21-2003, 11:44 PM	#33
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	1) snore 2) snore 3) snore cough rollover 4) snore I may ask again tomorrow morning.

05-21-2003, 11:52 PM	#34
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	ok here's what my girlfriend had to say: 1. define "text sim" is it like... mmm... ahhh shit! like the way a computer recognizes text? 2. Describe your husband/partner's behavior when he is computer gaming zoned out 3. Are you hot? yep, of course i am. Like you would be with me if i wasn't? Plus the heat is on in here 4. Have you heard of the collosal squid? nooo... should i have? 5. What does FOFC stand for? :::long pause::: fucking over flying chicks. now leave me alone

05-22-2003, 01:00 AM	#36
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	QOTM material baby! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-22-2003, 08:25 AM	#37
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Today's questions for the womenfolk: 1. What does "FOFC" stand for, in the context of the internet? 2. Use the word "asshat" in a sentence. 3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!" 4. Pronounce the word "Solecismic." 5. Name five football terms. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-22-2003, 10:32 AM	#39
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	"3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!"" I can't wait to read the various answers to that one.

05-22-2003, 10:44 AM	#40
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	[11:49] Alan T: 1. What does "FOFC" stand for, in the context of the internet? [11:51] Kathryn: Uhhh... probably something to do with one of those five hundred fantasy leagues you do. [11:51] Alan T: 2. Use the word "asshat" in a sentence. [11:52] Kathryn: You're kidding right? Let me think [11:55] Alan T: you are running out of time [11:55] Kathryn: You are such an asshat. [11:55] Kathryn: I don't know. [11:55] Kathryn: GRRR [11:55] Alan T: 3. What would your reaction be if your husband/partner enthusiastically exclaimed "I just got a wigfecta!" [11:57] Kathryn: If that has anything to do with plasma screen t.v's, motorcycles or speed boats.. you're in trouble [11:58] Alan T: 4. Pronounce the word "Solecismic." [11:58] Kathryn: SOUL SIZE MIK [11:58] Alan T: 5. Name five football terms. [11:59] Kathryn: touchdown, touchback, quarterback, linebacker, 2 point conversion __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

05-22-2003, 10:53 AM	#42
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I should start a poll on the over/under of the number or divorces to result from this thread.

05-22-2003, 12:01 PM	#45
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Hmm Skydog's wife has an advantage, having posted here. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-22-2003, 12:16 PM	#47
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Wow, If Only I could get my gf interested in my gaming. We have only found one game we both enjoyed playing, and that was roller coaster tycoon. She hates it when I play video games when she is around. Of course she isnt much better when she goes and get on the computer for 3-4 hours. Of course the woman is always right __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-22-2003, 12:29 PM	#48
Joe Stallings .400 Software Studios Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA	Well my wife's answers were uneventful. But now, when I asked, "Are you hot?," she said, "you once thought so." Which instantly reminded me of this classic exchange in Sam Raimi's "Army of Darkness": Evil Sheila: You found me beautiful once... Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!