Pet Names For Genitalia

[korme]

big jim and the twins

[Fat Football Playr]

Giggle Stick

[Samdari]

big jim???

I thought shorty was a locker room nickname?

[Ksyrup]

Since "Spot" is a pretty common pet name, I'll go with "Lucky."

[Marmel]

Dave

[scooper]

I'd be more interested in genetalia names for your pets.

[Abe Sargent]

I call the big guy Hunter. And I call the little guys the Jimmies. So it sounds like a rock band - Hunter and the Jimmies.

Just about everybody around my place of work knows the name of my penis. Don't think that it's anything private.


-Anxiety

[neofied]

I still like what women call it and when I'm watching a show like the Bachelor, For Love or Money, etc., I refer to it as the "stupid stick" as in "The guy is thinking with his stupid stick."

[Marmel]

I heard that Fritz calls his 'Kickstand' but I cannot confirm this.

[JeeberD]

My girlfriend calls mine "Beast".

I just call it "Junior"...

[Franklinnoble]

Captain Winkie
Jack and the twins
Twig and berries
Wedding tackle
Frank and beans

[korme]

old blind bob
davey crockett
purple helmet warrior
tube steak
heat-seeking moisture missile

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Marmel
I heard that Fritz calls his 'Kickstand' but I cannot confirm this.

thats 'Training Wheel' you forgetful dumbass.

I still think it is better than your nick-name ("Whammy Bar".)

[bbor]

Houdini.....cause...uhh....it does a dissapearing act:)

[Schmidty]

Captain Crunch.

[Noop]

"Subway"

Footlong baby!!!

:)

noop

[MrBug708]

One eyed trouser snake?

[scooper]

Originally posted by Noop
"Subway"

Footlong baby!!!

:)

noop

Yeah. noop's a good name too.

[cartman]

Rob Reiner and the Olsen twins.

[Noop]

Originally posted by scooper
Yeah. noop's a good name too.

I also like to call him the p**sy scooper ;)

;)

noop

[Butter]

A local sub shop advertises its' sandwiches as "16 inches of heaven".

That's my nickname.

[cartman]

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
A local sub shop advertises its' sandwiches as "16 inches of heaven".

That's my nickname.

Your nickname is local sub shop?

[sterlingice]

Originally posted by cartman
Your nickname is local sub shop?

No, didn't you read! His nickname is "A local sub shop"

SI

[Noble_Platypus]

The Admiral

AHOY MATEY!!!!!

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by scooper
I'd be more interested in genetalia names for your pets.

I frequently call one of our dogs Dickhead.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by scooper
I'd be more interested in genetalia names for your pets.

I named my rare toothless monkey felatio

[neofied]

Originally posted by Ksyrup
I frequently call one of our dogs Dickhead.

That reminds me. I just watched The Jerk. Funny, funny movie. But, in the movie Steve Martin calls his dog Shithead. So now, I've been calling my dog the same thing.

Honestly, I don't have a name for my genitals. Typically I just refer to it as my dick and my balls.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by neofied
Honestly, I don't have a name for my genitals. Typically I just refer to it as my dick and my balls.

but you're female

[STK]

mississippi black snake

[neofied]

Originally posted by Fritz
but you're female

Just because I sometimes refer to it as a stupid stick? Only when I make a dump decision about a chick will I call it that.

Otherwise its dick and balls.

[Samdari]

So, you're female, and you're into chicks? Cool, please describe it to us. Be detailed.

[Blackadar]

Stanley!

Stanley?

You know, like the power drill?

- Andrew Dice Clay

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Blackadar
Stanley!

Stanley?

You know, like the power drill?

- Andrew Dice Clay
youaremyhero

[Kodos]

Mr. Clark.

[Senator]

I will be glad when high school starts back up. This happens every year.

[tucker342]

Originally posted by scooper
I'd be more interested in genetalia names for your pets.

I used to call one of my cats Beaver Pussy:D

[Easy Mac]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band

[AnalBumCover]

I often shake hands with Señor Willy.

[Mantle2600]

My bald albino monkey.

[Noop]

Oh I have another They call me black and decker I dont screw them hoes I drill.

:)

noop

[Fritz]

Quiksand and I call mine 'tiny' cause that's what it is.

[Marmel]

I thought Quiksand and my mailman were an item.

[QuikSand]

Uhhhhhh, can we get a moderator in here?

[Fritz]

Originally posted by QuikSand
Uhhhhhh, can we get a moderator in here?

Its a tight fit. We may need some lube.


Can we get KY-syrup in here?

[korme]

Originally posted by Senator
I will be glad when high school starts back up. This happens every year.

coooool buddy

[tucker342]

One Eyed Jack

[54 Bravo 10]

JEEBER D

[Julio Riddols]

the invasive examiner.
pantsbound proctologist.
the bald bowler waiting in line at the airport.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Julio Riddols
the invasive examiner,
pantsbound proctologist,
the bald bowler waiting in line at the airport.

do you say all of that every time you whip it out?

[Sharpieman]

Spanky

[revrew]

Am I the only one who found it amusing to see that the last post on the thread "Pet Names for Genetalia" was by....


Sharpieman ?

So, whatcha tellin us, Sharpie?
Did you know that Sharpie markers are made by a company called Sanford? So, you could call them, "Sanford and sons" :D

[WussGawd]

Throbbing Python of Love

or alternatively, Mr. Happy.

[Sharpieman]

Sharpieman refers to TO's antics during the monday night game when he burned Shawn Springs for a touchdown. Ill have to change my name when TO leaves my niners. As for Spanky, he's a little rascal.

[Julio Riddols]

Originally posted by Fritz
do you say all of that every time you whip it out?

Actually, since I've retired from football, I've tried a number of professions Fritz.. I am currently an understudy to Michael Buffer.
If I'm good enough, I hope in the future to use him to clean my floor. (Michael Buffer)

I thought of one more new one: Mork. You should see how IT drinks. (football injuries)

[Joe Stallings]

My Johnson. Or when signing paperwork, My John Henry Johnson.

[Marmel]

Neuqua told me he calls his Little Habib.