I used Ignore for the first time!

[Chief Rum]

This stuff is great! It makes reading this forum so much easier. :)

CR

[Easy Mac]

who r u ignoring

[Draft Dodger]

This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

[Chief Rum]

It's not hard to figure out, Easy, but I would rather not get into it. Let's just say I have moved on, and I'm quite happy. :)

And, no, it ain't Draft Dodger.

CR

[Airhog]

I hope im important enough to be on your ignore list chief rum

[Easy Mac]

Originally posted by Chief Rum
It's not hard to figure out, Easy, but I would rather not get into it. Let's just say I have moved on, and I'm quite happy. :)

And, no, it ain't Draft Dodger.

CR

ah, Skydog... welcome to the club :)

[Chief Rum]

lol...thanks for the laugh, Easy. :)

CR

[Chief Rum]

dola,

Don't worry Airhog. You're good in my book. :)

CR

[TroyF]

Well, it's about time. Now I can finally slam Shaq in peace. Oops. Gotta tick off hey brad too. So much work to do, so little time.

TroyF

[Easy Mac]

oh, God, he's told everyone they're not on the ignore list but me... ahhh, he must be secretly reading my posts... you bastard.

[sabotai]

Rum used ignore for the first time.....my plan is falling into place. Mwahahahah.

[GrantDawg]

What in the heck did I do now. :rolleyes:

[dawgfan]

I'm sorry, did somebody say something here?

;)

[Chief Rum]

Oh, for the love of...

All you guys are just SO ignored right now! :)

Chief Rum

[Craptacular]

Seymour, the house is on fire!

No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

[Easy Mac]

Worst... thread... ever

[Chief Rum]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
Worst... thread... ever

Come on, even worse than the skippy to 3000 thread? :)

CR

P.S. Yes, I know it's another Simpsons' reference--and it's about time my sig got some commentary. ;)

[Easy Mac]

Chalmers: Seymour!

Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Skinner: Uh, oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. [rubs stomach] Mmm -- steamed clams.

Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.

Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Skinner the grill marks]

Skinner: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second.

Chalmers: Of course.

[Chief Rum]

Thank you, Easy. From start to finish, that whole Skinner-Chalmer dialogue (from exercises to the Northern lights) is one of the most brilliantly hilarious bits I have ever seen on television. :)

CR

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by Chief Rum
Thank you, Easy. From start to finish, that whole Skinner-Chalmer dialogue (from exercises to the Northern lights) is one of the most brilliantly hilarious bits I have ever seen on television. :)

CR

So true.

"At this time of day? In this part of the country? Centrally located in your kitchen?....... Can I see?"

[Chief Rum]

Originally posted by cthomer5000
So true.

"At this time of day? In this part of the country? Centrally located in your kitchen?....... Can I see?"

cthomer, for the entire Chalmers-Skinner conversation about Aurora Borealis, just look at my sig. :) The only thing I left out was Seymour talking to his mother (Craptacular posted that bit above). :)

Chief Rum

[JonInMiddleGA]

The one big shortcoming of the ignore feature is that it doesn't prevent you from having to see crap that unignored people quote in another post.

[Qwikshot]

All you need to do is avoid the threadkill thread. The intelligence level flatlines in that place.

[tucker342]

Originally posted by Chief Rum
Thank you, Easy. From start to finish, that whole Skinner-Chalmer dialogue (from exercises to the Northern lights) is one of the most brilliantly hilarious bits I have ever seen on television. :)

CR

No doubt about that one!

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by Chief Rum
cthomer, for the entire Chalmers-Skinner conversation about Aurora Borealis, just look at my sig. :) The only thing I left out was Seymour talking to his mother (Craptacular posted that bit above). :)

Chief Rum

Yeah, moronically, I noticed it immediately after posting my recollection of the the conversation. :confused:

That episode was the show at it's absolute peak.

[Airhog]

Which EP was that? Wasnt it like 21 short stories or something?

[Easy Mac]

Originally posted by Airhog
Which EP was that? Wasnt it like 21 short stories or something?

Episode 3F18, Season 7: 22 Short Films About Springfield

Starts with:
Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em.

[heybrad]

Originally posted by TroyF
Gotta tick off hey brad too.

TroyF

You will just force me to use my newly created names YouCantHideFromMeTroyF, GuessWhoTroyF, ImStillHereTroyF and YesImStalkingYouTroyF. ;)

[tucker342]

But who isn't stalking TroyF, I mean..... ummmmmm, Nevermind....

[TroyF]

:)

TroyF

[Happy29]

Oh Hey, Chief Rum look at this you little threadjacker

BROOKLYN, Mich. -- Sirius 400 pole-winner Bobby Labonte paced Saturday's Happy Hour practice session at Michigan International Speedway, which included a spectacular Turn 2 crash for veteran Brett Bodine.

The accident occurred some 30 minutes into the session. According to Bodine's crew chief, the right front tire blew, sending Bodine hard into the Turn 1 wall.

The car continued down the banking at high speed, slamming head-on into a tire barrier on the inside of Turn 2. The impact lifted the car off the ground right in front of Bodine's younger brother, Todd.

Todd immediately stopped, hopped out and ran over to his older brother's aid, helping him out of the car and joining a track safety worker in carrying Brett to the ambulance.

Brett Bodine was examined in the infield care center, and then transported by ground to a local hospital for further evaluation where it was discovered he had a broken right clavicle. He was wearing the HANS device in the accident.

"He was alert and moving around and everything," said his crew chief, Mike Hillman. "Todd stopped and talked to him and told me that he was okay. But he took a pretty hard hit.

Sirius 400
Lineup

1st Practice Speeds

2nd Practice Speeds

Happy Hour Speeds





"They said he was doing fine. He knew who Todd was, so that's a good sign. I think it cut down a right front tire."

Hillman said the team runs a safety switch on the car's throttle, and was perplexed why the car continued into the barrier at speed.

"We have (a safety switch), so we shouldn't have been in that situation," Hillman said. "Just a bad deal and we'll have to get over it."

Hillman said the team, which loses backing from sponsor Hooters following Sunday's race at MIS, did bring a backup car that was run earlier this year. It will be piloted by Bodine's older brother, Geoffrey.

Spencer struggling
BROOKLYN, Mich. -- Jimmy Spencer has faced an uphill struggle all weekend at Michigan International Speedway, and it will continue Sunday when he lines his Ultra Motorsports Dodge up 40th for the Sirius 400.

In three practice sessions, Spencer wasn't able to run any better than 31st fastest. He hit rock bottom on his Bud Pole Qualifying lap when his car's engine blew on the first lap.





Brett Bodine was 14th quick in practice at the time of the wreck.

"I'm really glad he was talking and moving. We can always build new racecars and we'll survive this," Hillman said. "I'm glad they put those tires down by the inside wall there, that really helped a bunch.

"They're working really hard at this soft-wall issue and the safety we've incorporated in these cars in the past few years is immense.

"That's a tribute to the safety NASCAR wants to see and what we want to see for our drivers. It makes it a lot easier to walk out of these infield medical centers."

As for Labonte, he continued his weekend-long domination with a 39.455-second lap around the two-mile oval at 182.486 mph.

That was nearly two-tenths of a second quicker than the second quickest car driven by Ricky Craven (39.626).

ALSO
• Bodine to lose Hooters sponsorsship





Jeremy Mayfield ranked third in Happy Hour, followed by Ryan Newman and outside pole-sitter Tony Stewart, who posted the day's fastest lap in the morning session at 38.749 seconds and 185.811 mph.

Newman was second-fastest in the morning, followed by Kurt Busch, Labonte and Terry Labonte in the top-five.

Third-place qualifier Dale Earnhardt Jr. was 11th in Happy Hour, while defending race champion Matt Kenseth was 24th. Dale Jarrett, the last NASCAR driver to win at Michigan, was 34th.
!

[illinifan999]

Your not helping out NASCAR's cause man........

[Happy29]

I know... I just want to piss of Chief Rum

[Chief Rum]

Heh, heh...unintentional comedy...all you are doing, Happy, is pointing out to everyone the value of the Ignore feature! :D

BTW, I'm laughing my ass off. This is too much fun.

CR

[Happy29]

Yes Chief you're the jackass !

[Blackadar]

Originally posted by Happy29
Yes Chief you're the jackass !

Yes, and you're banned. Have a nice day!

[illinifan999]

Originally posted by Blackadar
Yes, and you're banned. Have a nice day!

ROFL! :D :D

[Ben E Lou]

How did this guy stay under the radar for this long even? 432 posts, and just about none of 'em worth anything.... Thanks to the person who pointed him out to me.

[JeeberD]

Now you just gotta keep an eye out for JerseyShore, who I suspect is another of mrbuttercup's aliases. Only thing that confuses me is that he registered in February...

Edit: Nevermind, I see that he's already been taken care off... :)

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Come on Jeeber you gotta support Happy and Jersey cuz they are basically spawns of you ....I mean come on 3000+posts of worthlessness .:)

[JeeberD]

Hey now, only 820 of my posts are worthless. And I don't go around getting into flame wars (well, except for with bbor, but that's just because he's a silly monkeyboy...) ;)

[DaleJrFan81599]

I support Happy and Jersey, hey I got screwed with too so hell yeah.

[JeeberD]

http://bannedtogether.com/Images/Logo.jpg

The official music of Happy, JerseyShore, and DaleJrFan... :)

[Ben E Lou]

lol...poor Ryan S....he didn't get to ban Happy or Jersey, and he sounded a little disappointed about that.....looks like he got to boot someone after all, huh? ;)

[Neuqua]

Good going guys, for the first time ever I really actually got annoyed of someone at a forum.

[superbama]

Please tell me we are not deleting threads also. Banning good, Deleting bad. Very Bad and not in a good way either.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

If threads are being deleted then that is bad and merits an investigation ....conspiracy buffs heaven .

[Blackadar]

I don't support threads being deleted. However, if the creator of a thread deletes his first post, then the whole thread vanishes.

[Ben E Lou]

I don't know of any threads having been deleted...

[Bee]

The mods can ban anyone and delete anything they want for any reason they deem appropriate. If you don't like it you can leave, but the members of the board don't have any say in the running of the board. It's not a democracy and it shouldn't be.

[Blackadar]

At least one has been deleted - the "villians of FOF" thread is gone. :(

[Foothill Falcon]

Perhaps you should be banned for that racist comment you made Blackadar.

[Blackadar]

Originally posted by Foothill Falcon
Perhaps you should be banned for that racist comment you made Blackadar.

If SkyDog sees fit to suspend me, so be it. It's his decision.

[Foothill Falcon]

But he wont, you know why? B/c those 3 that were just banned were NASCAR fans and you're not, you have a higher standing in the board, they dont. See the correlations?

[Blackadar]

Actually, I DO have a higher standing, but one of which you're not aware. I was the friggin' webmaster and moderator of this site (and the Sideline before this) for about 3 years.

It has nothing to do with NASCAR. Didn't you know SkyDog's a Georgia native?

[GrantDawg]

Originally posted by Foothill Falcon
But he wont, you know why? B/c those 3 that were just banned were NASCAR fans and you're not, you have a higher standing in the board, they dont. See the correlations?


Hi Happy, Dalejr., and however many other psuedo logins you might have. Isn't sad that someone seems to have purposely register under many different names just so he could troll a message board? What kind of loser must you be? You don't have any friends, or anything more interesting to do than to constantly troll a message board?

[Foothill Falcon]

What kind of loser ARE YOU BANNING NASCAR Fans, maybe it's you the regime change should bite after.

[Blackadar]

Yes, there's a worldwide conspiracy to ban all NASCAR fans from the web. Didn't you know?

[GrantDawg]

I'm a Nascar fan. We have never banned people for being Nascar fans (I can't ban anyone by the way). Trolling is another matter.

[Blackadar]

I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but it's too easy!

[illinifan999]

Not banning NASCAR fans, if they did I would be banned. Think before you speak, it works wonderfully. They were banned for trolling.

[Foothill Falcon]

Then shouldnt Blackadar, GoldenEagle, and Chief Rum be too? Ah, they were trolling as well.

[sabotai]

"Then shouldnt Blackadar, GoldenEagle, and Chief Rum be too? Ah, they were trolling as well."

Leanr what th eterm trolling means before you accuse people of doing it, jackass.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally posted by Foothill Falcon
Then shouldnt Blackadar, GoldenEagle, and Chief Rum be too? Ah, they were trolling as well. Actually they were understandably frustrated and lashing back, at least that's how I read it...

[Ben E Lou]

Dola...

It would have been better had someone told me about these trolls from the start, rather than trying to fight 'em. I don't read every thread on here, and these guys had flown under the radar.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally posted by Blackadar
At least one has been deleted - the "villians of FOF" thread is gone. :( Awww man. That was a FUN one too. Maybe the thread starter deleted it? I SERIOUSLY doubt that Ryan S or GrantDawg did it though.

[Easy Mac]

posting just so SD doesn't get what was once the "elusive" triple-dola... now every retard (and I mean that in the most PC and literal way) gets it.

[GrantDawg]

Originally posted by SkyDog
Awww man. That was a FUN one too. Maybe the thread starter deleted it? I SERIOUSLY doubt that Ryan S or GrantDawg did it though.

Nope, wasn't me. Had to be the thread starter. Who started it? I can't remember.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
posting just so SD doesn't get what was once the "elusive" triple-dola... now every retard (and I mean that in the most PC and literal way) gets it.

Actually, it only would have been a double dola... ;)

[cuervo72]

Sorry I missed most of this....when Chief Rum pointed out the Ignore feature, the first one I thought of was Happy29...almost posted about it too (about when he started posting NASCAR articles in German), but figured I didn't want him on my back.

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by GrantDawg
Nope, wasn't me. Had to be the thread starter. Who started it? I can't remember.

Chemical Soilder started the thread and deleted it. Now if he would only do the same with the thread killer.