Definitely A Fake, But Still Funny

[Ksyrup]

http://www.mtv.com/news/071603/stc_met_uf_mtv.htm (http://www1.scoopthis.com/411/met_uf/stc_met_uf_mtv.htm)

[Franklinnoble]

I'd believe it... those asswipes have done nothing but whine since they started to suck.

[Swaggs]

Wow...these guys are starting to really taint their legacy, in my opinion.

Edited--I didn't notice that it was fake. Doh. :)

[tucker342]

hahaha:D

Wouldn't surprise me if it was true though...

[bamcgee]

very impressive fake. Links to actual site.

borderline libel?

[Ryan S]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Edited--I didn't notice that it was fake. Doh. :)

You were not the only one. :)

http://www.dotmusic.com/news/July2003/news30181.asp

I found a few other news sites who picked it up, but most have now deleted the story.

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by bamcgee
very impressive fake. Links to actual site.

borderline libel?

Actually, the links are not to the MTV or Metallica sites. If you hold your cursor over the links, they both show scoopthis.com or something similar. I hid it in my original link by using the MTV "link" someone else used on another page as the text to amke it appear as if it was a link to MTV. Within that story, the supposed link to Metallica.com is also to scoopthis.com.

I guess I should have just posted it as news, rather than gave it away, huh? :)

[Maple Leafs]

Originally posted by bamcgee
borderline libel? Satire can't be libel.

[Ksyrup]

Court TV: METALLICA Lawsuit Hoax Floods Web - July 17, 2003

Matt Bean of Court TV is reporting that "radio stations and web sites were flooded yesterday with news that the seminal heavy metal band, METALLICA, had launched yet another lawsuit to protect its music from theft. This time, the rock pioneers were purportedly suing a Canadian band called UNFAITH for trademark infringement over the use of 'METALLICA-branded' chords E and F.

'The only problem: The story was a ruse.

" 'That's a hoax,' METALLICA's Los Angeles-based lawyer, Jill Pietrini, told Courttv.com.

"Freelance commercial designer and aspiring musician, Erik Ashley, 29, cleverly concocted the scam which sent users to an MTV.com story about the suit, which included a link to a fictional response from the band.

" 'We're not saying we own those two chords, individually,' said drummer Lars Ulrich in Ashley's spoof.

" 'That would be ridiculous,' the faux quote continued. 'We're just saying that in that specific order, people have grown to associate E, F with our music.'

"Ashley even tossed in a barb from METALLICA's lawyer, Pietrini, for added realism.

" 'They continue to shamelessly feature the two chords on their web site song samples and we just can't have that,' he wrote.

"Exhausted after a day of fielding calls from dozens of newspapers and radio stations (including National Public Radio) as well as The Onion and Rolling Stone magazine, the Montreal, Canada resident told Courttv.com that he never expected the ruse to catch on.

" 'It has taken on a life of its own,' said Ashley, who ran a spoof web site, SpoofThis.com, from 1997 to 2000. 'Our server crashed 3 times today ... The hits are already well over 100,000 visits.' " Read more.

[Franklinnoble]

The best satire is always the most believable sort... appropriate commentary on the current state of Metallica.

[Ksyrup]

Indeed.

At the very least, this is a testament to how far Metallica has fallen in the eyes of the public due to the Napster debacle, if so many people are willing to believe they would do something like this. That's the real story in this whole thing.