ooooh a new one

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are my lips too thin?

[klayman]

yes, that's why I sent you the email, silly. :)

[tucker342]

SWEET!!!!

I'm so getting new lips!

[damnMikeBrown]

Permanently double your lip size? What do they do? Have an out of work boxer twap you a few times in the kisser every morning?

[Critch]

Maybe it's lip transplants from large lipped dead donors?

[JeeberD]

I remember a conversation that I had with a dude I was sitting next to in science class my freshman year...

Him: "Dude! You're so lucky! You have thick lips!"

Me: "Ummm....why does that make me lucky?"

Him: "Cause people with thick lips are better kissers. Didn't you know that?"

Me: "Uhhh, sure I did..."

I just wish that I could have gotten him to convince his sister to test his theory on me. She was a super hot senior girl. Super hot....

Oh, and my girlfriend thinks that his theory is correct. :)

[bbor]

Which lips? :D