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Travis
07-17-2003, 01:17 AM
And to think, I used to watch Knight Rider (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300)

Brought to you by the same people that will help fund Steven Seagal as Jimmi Hendrix. Oye.

Schmidty
07-17-2003, 01:25 AM
:(

Swaggs
07-17-2003, 01:31 AM
I was talking to my friend about Knight Rider the other day....

Remember how Kit would come rolling out of that speeding truck in reverse and then take off? Imagine what that would really do to your car... :)

Airhog
07-17-2003, 01:47 AM
Mmm david hassellhoff

QuikSand
07-17-2003, 07:13 AM
David Hasselhoff : Germany :: Jerry Lewis : France

cuervo72
07-17-2003, 08:36 AM
Tom Jones wannabe.

tucker342
07-17-2003, 08:50 AM
wow

sachmo71
07-17-2003, 09:23 AM
That sure was painful. What was the deal with the Sergeant Pepper/Eggman/Weirdo person who popped up from time to time in the video? Actually, I have a ton of questions about the symbolism in that video, but I think I should talk to a priest about it first.

I need a shower.

Anrhydeddu
07-17-2003, 09:29 AM
That truly was an amazing video. much like that one they keep showing of him when he was teen. I actually like the song, a classic 70s song from BJ Thomas but I had never thought of doing ooga chaka style.

MylesKnight
07-17-2003, 10:11 AM
That was..... FRICKING AWESOME!!!! :D

Was that a Polar Bear going downhill on a flattened out Garbage Pail Lid? SWEET!!!

cuervo72
07-17-2003, 10:19 AM
I thought Vanessa Carlton was pretty disturbing at the All-Star game.

ctmason
07-17-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by QuikSand
David Hasselhoff : Germany :: Jerry Lewis : France

Actually, Lewis claimed on a recent Fox News interview (for some reason they wanted to get his thoughts on Iraq, UN, etc.). That his audience in Japan and Germany has always been bigger than France, and that this was just a big misconception that he was most popular in France.

BTW, speaking of Jerry Lewis, he looks like complete shit. But...he IS lucky to be alive...

Blade
07-17-2003, 12:32 PM
Ok, my only question is how the Hell did you find this in the first place?

EagleFan
07-17-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by cuervo72
I thought Vanessa Carlton was pretty disturbing at the All-Star game.

She looks like she's put on some weight and she also looked like she was completely stoned.

Leonidas
07-18-2003, 01:52 PM
And here I thought the Germans had no comedic sense. I haven't seen a German (I assume this video was made for them) music moment like this since I was in Europe watching German homies trying to rap on German MTV. You really have no musical diversity until you've seen some guy named Hans wearing gold chains and Fubu stuff rapping out his angst of the street in German.

Bonegavel
07-18-2003, 02:36 PM
It is easy to make Hasselhoff jokes (and I have made many) but he is the one sitting in a mansion. Go figure.

Bonegavel
07-18-2003, 02:38 PM
that is almost as good as this:

Viking Kittens (http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/)

Tasan
07-18-2003, 02:51 PM
We tortured each other at the office with this video months ago. You got up and left your computer unlocked, you came back to ooga chucka ooga chucka....

SplitPersonality1
07-19-2003, 01:43 AM
Oh my goodness. That was simply horrible. What the...Why...Where do I even begin.

:sigh:

Neuqua
07-19-2003, 02:46 AM
Christ, now I'll never get to bed.

Nothingman
07-19-2003, 02:57 AM
Now that is art.

korme
07-19-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by cuervo72
I thought Vanessa Carlton was pretty disturbing at the All-Star game.

agreed

she looks better when the cameras aren't live and they can touch her up

Noble_Platypus
07-19-2003, 08:17 AM
They sure pulled out all of the stops with the special effects on that video, didnt they? Whats worse: that video or the fact that Hasselhoff thinks thats hes really cool and people will like that. What a tool.