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Butter
07-18-2003, 09:46 AM
New software translates the cat's meow

By CNETAsia Staff
CNETAsia
July 17, 2003, 8:37 AM PT

Japanese toymaker Takara looks set to herald a new age of communication between humans and felines with a device which converts a cat's meows into human speech.

The Meowlingual, a gadget which gives cat owners Dr. Dolittle-like powers of discerning their pets' emotions, will be launched in Japan this November, a company spokeswoman told newswire AFP.

This announcement comes a year after the firm introduced a similar device--Bowlingual--which translates a dog's woofs into words through voice-pattern recognition.

Bowlingual consists of a wireless microphone that is attached to the dog's collar and a terminal which analyzes and matches each bark with a set of pre-programmed phrases. The device detects feelings--including happiness, frustration and sadness--and displays the associated expressions on the terminal's LCD (Liquid Crystal Display) screen.

Meowlingual is expected to work in a similar fashion, although for the half the cost of its canine predecessor.

The cat language translator device has a price tag of 8,800 yen (US$75), significantly less than the 14,800 yen (US120$) dog owners pay for Bowlingual, the report said. Despite the higher price, Takara said demand for the Bowlingual has outstripped supply, with over 300,000 units being sold six months after its launch last September. Since then, the device has been launched in South Korea and is now geared for its U.S. debut next month.

The firm now hopes to equal this success and aims to achieve the same sales tally for the Meowlingual by 2004, according to the report.

"We do not have an immediate plan to sell the product (the Meowlingual) overseas but this could be a possibility," the spokeswoman was quoted as saying.

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All I can think is "Where did you go? Oh, there you are. Very amusing." or "I have soiled myself. How embarrassing."

tucker342
07-18-2003, 09:52 AM
That's instantly what I thought of when I read the article. I love that episode:D

That is pretty cool though

Butter
07-18-2003, 10:07 AM
Does anyone think this could be reliably done? I have no doubt there's a market for it, but the accuracy of the product is questionable at best. I guess since no one really knows what a cat or dog wants at all times, it's hard to dispute the validity of the product.

cuervo72
07-18-2003, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Does anyone think this could be reliably done? I have no doubt there's a market for it, but the accuracy of the product is questionable at best. I guess since no one really knows what a cat or dog wants at all times, it's hard to dispute the validity of the product.
See also: pet psychologists, pet psychics

VPI97
07-18-2003, 10:28 AM
I don't need a translator to tell me that my cat wants me to go to Hell, I already know it.

thesloppy
07-18-2003, 10:59 AM
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/images/pop_hyo_l.jpg

Ksyrup
07-18-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by cuervo72
See also: pet psychologists, pet psychics

Didn't Sam Kinnison do a routine about what pet psychologists really do - take them in the back room and beat them over and over, screaming "You're a dog! You're a f'in' dog!"

cuervo72
07-18-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Didn't Sam Kinnison do a routine about what pet psychologists really do - take them in the back room and beat them over and over, screaming "You're a dog! You're a f'in' dog!"

The mere mention of Sam Kinnison is enough to make me laugh....