I Swear That Sometimes I Hate Porn

[Abe Sargent]

I was watching this scene on a free DVD and it featured some chiseled male figure (who cares) a hot, buxom redhead with a nice posterior and a blonde in dominatrix outfit. And, I swear, theyt focused on the blonde action the entire time.

I can see 100 zillion blondes or "blondes" in porn. But the one time they have a hot redhead in on the action, all I get are far away shots and face shots.

Do people not understand that men who watch porn want variety? It's not always about the bottle blonde with the shaved snatch and the large breasts.

Ah well.

-Anxiety

[Blackadar]

Ummm...no comment. :)

I too prefer redheads, tho.

[Anrhydeddu]

i stole bucc's password...blondes in porn is a real turn-off...nothing but mannequins in to much makeup

[cthomer5000]

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/483.htm

This guy agrees.

his website:

http://www.pornojim.com/

[Maple Leafs]

My suggestion: play with your TV's tint control.

[Leonidas]

As if when you have a boner in your hand hair color really matters.

[Qwikshot]

That's why I date a redhead...

[korme]

Originally posted by Anxiety
It's not always about the bottle blonde with the shaved snatch and the large breasts.

Ah well.

-Anxiety

Oh yes, yes it is.

[Draft Dodger]

I hate redheads.

(and Qwikshot - big Scottish men don't really count as readheads)

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Oh yes, yes it is.

the laughs just keep on coming.

[Subby]

Porn is completely exploitative. I wish the whole industry would go away...

[damnMikeBrown]

I dated a red head once. She kissed like a Pez dispenser.

[oykib]

Originally posted by Subby
Porn is completely exploitative. I wish the whole industry would go away...

Me too... starting with that stack of tapes piled up in front of my TV. I nearly break my neck tripping over them every time I walk by.

[Bad-example]

I only hate porn when I am out of Kleenex.

[Easy Mac]

I just use the shag carpeting.

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I hate redheads.

(and Qwikshot - big Scottish men don't really count as readheads)

Sadly he left me for Dolly the cloned sheep:( I'm sticking to women these days.

[JeeberD]

Mmmmmmm...redheads....

God how I love redheads...

[cartman]

Originally posted by damnMikeBrown
I dated a red head once. She kissed like a Pez dispenser.

So, when you locked lips, her head flipped open on a hinge and a piece of candy popped out? Sweet!

[korme]

Originally posted by Bad-example
I only hate porn when I am out of Kleenex.

socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink


there are always 'fill-in's

[Ksyrup]

I like redheads, but only if their bodies are not covered with freckles. So that leaves like 3 chicks in the world.

[CamEdwards]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink


there are always 'fill-in's

When you need advice on cum receptacles, Shorty is your man!


BTW, redheads are fantastic. I even married one.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink
credit card bill return envelope
cat
mom's underpants
craftsman powerdrill
night deposit box

I always find 'fill-in's

you shouldn't have admitted some of those

[ice4277]

Originally posted by CamEdwards
When you need advice on cum receptacles, Shorty is your man!


LOL :D

[illinifan999]

Originally posted by Fritz
you shouldn't have admitted some of those

ROFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D

[CamEdwards]

BTW, Shorty's mom's underpants are a common cum receptacle. I think we've all shot a load or two in her drawers.

[QuikSand]

Who knew, given the title, that this thread could actually go so far downhill?

[tucker342]

Originally posted by Fritz
you shouldn't have admitted some of those

HAHAHAHAHAHA:D

Now that's funny:D

[Abe Sargent]

Originally posted by Ksyrup
I like redheads, but only if their bodies are not covered with freckles. So that leaves like 3 chicks in the world.


That's fine. I find so few redheads in pron are actually redheads, you know? So the freckled ones are rare. I've only seen a couple. They're like those aliens in Alien Nation. It's purely investigative science to see a freckled redhead. Yeah, that's it. "Take off your clothes for science baby!"

(I'll take all of the freckled redheads off your hands. So I won't have to use mine....)


-Anxiety

[cuervo72]

Nice to see the love for redheads (I married one too).

Not all redheads have huge amounts of freckles, especially if they're smart and limit the amount of sun they get.

Shorty, I take it you do your own laundry?

[cuervo72]

Dola -

Anxiety, you might try to pick up some movies (from a few years ago anyway) with Brittany O'Connell....

[Samdari]

Can shorty legally view porn in Illinois?

[Abe Sargent]

Originally posted by cuervo72
Dola -

Anxiety, you might try to pick up some movies (from a few years ago anyway) with Brittany O'Connell....


Looks hot. Took me a while to check her out, however. She still looks a bit to "porned" up for my tastes, however. Like my women a little more natural and a little less airbrushed.

-Anxiety

[finkenst]

just for the heck (http://www.redheadgallery.com) of it.

[Radii]

Originally posted by finkenst
just for the heck (http://www.redheadgallery.com) of it.

From the site:

"Please note: there is no nudity on this site."

Just thought I'd warn everyone.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by finkenst
just for the heck (http://www.redheadgallery.com) of it.

Yummm.... http://www.teenplanetforums.com/images/smilies/drool.gif

[cuervo72]

I remember that site from long ago...

[ice4277]

Behold the power of the internet...it can even make a few redheads look attractive every now and again.

[cuervo72]

Sigh....some people just won't ever understand.

[ice4277]

Originally posted by cuervo72
Sigh....some people just won't ever understand.

You're right; I still can't figure out why you don't like soccer :D

[cuervo72]

:D

[Mustang]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink


there are always 'fill-in's

You forgot the ceiling. No one ever looks there.

Granted, you have to buy some of those 'Increase your ejaculation range 266%' pills that they are always emailing you about but.. small price to pay.

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Mustang
You forgot the ceiling. No one ever looks there.

Granted, you have to buy some of those 'Increase your ejaculation range 266%' pills that they are always emailing you about but.. small price to pay.

Not if you have a bunk bed.

[cuervo72]

Dola -

That would be particularly effective if you have (or want) a "popcorn" ceiling.