Fritz
07-30-2003, 09:02 PM
A new little service I am going to provide to you heathens.
From The Boomer Bible (R.F. Laird)
<h3>Second Book of Apes Called Apes</h3>
<h4>Chapter 1</h4>
1 When he came upon the earth, the ape was naked and afraid. For comfort he picked up a stick, chewed the end to a point, and stuck it in a nearby living thing.
2 When the living thing died, transfixed by the stick, the ape ate of its flesh and soon conceived a great hunger for the death of other living things.
3 Thereupon the ape made many pointed sticks and stuck them into great multitudes of of other living things, including, on occasion, other apes.
From The Boomer Bible (R.F. Laird)
<h3>Second Book of Apes Called Apes</h3>
<h4>Chapter 1</h4>
1 When he came upon the earth, the ape was naked and afraid. For comfort he picked up a stick, chewed the end to a point, and stuck it in a nearby living thing.
2 When the living thing died, transfixed by the stick, the ape ate of its flesh and soon conceived a great hunger for the death of other living things.
3 Thereupon the ape made many pointed sticks and stuck them into great multitudes of of other living things, including, on occasion, other apes.