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Chief Rum
08-12-2003, 03:06 PM
I saw this question posedon rottentomatoes.com, and I thought this would be a brilliant question to bring over here and see how you guys respond. :D

FWIW. here's how the topic starter (a poster named Eazye4me) over there put it:

If you happened to take a journey up into the mountains of the Middle East and had stumbled upon f#cking Osama Bin Laden takin a piss outside of his little cave, unguarded and unsuspecting.

What Movie quote would you say to him before you popped a cap in his head? Me, I'd say:

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others](Pulp Fiction)
- The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

then **BANG**.

Heh

CR
3ric
08-12-2003, 03:08 PM
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
Easy Mac
08-12-2003, 03:14 PM
Yipee-kay-ay motherfucker!:p
Schmidty
08-12-2003, 03:16 PM
"Anybody want a peanut?"
Airhog
08-12-2003, 03:26 PM
"Give my regards to allah"

followed by

"Ill see you in hell"
Fritz
08-12-2003, 03:28 PM
"That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!"
Fidatelo
08-12-2003, 03:45 PM
"Mer-man... MER... MAAN!!!!!!"
VPI97
08-12-2003, 03:48 PM
I like musicals.

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

Whats going on here?

Uncle fucker, uncle fucker, uncle fucker
Uncle fucker, uncle fucker
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're a boner-bitting bastard uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday
Haha, uncle fucker
Thats U. N. C. L. E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa

Suck my balls!
cthomer5000
08-12-2003, 03:49 PM
"I was once run over by a Toyota. Oh..... what a feeling."
atatange1
08-12-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Fidatelo
"Mer-man... MER... MAAN!!!!!!"
Where does that come from? If its what Im thinking of I saw a comic do it on Conan. But can't remember what the joke was.
Kodos
08-12-2003, 04:03 PM
"I'm afraid that the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."
Franklinnoble
08-12-2003, 04:09 PM
"Spank my ass and call me 'Charlie'"
samifan24
08-12-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by atatange1
Where does that come from? If its what Im thinking of I saw a comic do it on Conan. But can't remember what the joke was.

It's from Zoolander.
korme
08-12-2003, 04:14 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.
sabotai
08-12-2003, 04:34 PM
Not a quote, but from a Top 10 list of Samuel Jackson lines in the Star Wars movies (before E1 came out, so it's basically his lines from pulp fiction and such altered for star wars)

"Feel the force, motherfucker!"

Ok, a real movie quote:

(Osama is yelling for help as I point my shotgun at his face)

(In pikey accent) "If you want your freind to hear you, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that." (bang)
Swaggs
08-12-2003, 04:35 PM
"You're no daisy..."
mrsimperless
08-12-2003, 04:38 PM
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Fritz
08-12-2003, 05:02 PM
Osama Bin Laden: Who are you?
Fritz: No one of consequence.
Osama Bin Laden: I must know...
Fritz: Get used to disappointment.
Fritz
08-12-2003, 05:04 PM
Look out. Muppets.
JeffNights
08-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Me: "Remember when i said if you gave yourself up,l I wouldnt kill you?"

Osama: "Yes, Yes! You did say that!"


Me: "I Lied"
Fritz
08-12-2003, 05:14 PM
Save Ferris
sterlingice
08-12-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by VPI97
I like musicals.

Wouldn't that take a while to sing? Tho, if you really wanted randomness points, go for "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" or "Blame Canada" :p

On a secondary note- isn't there something somewhat disturbing about this thread?

SI
Killebrew
08-12-2003, 05:31 PM
Same thing I say before I kill anyone: "I bet you can squeal like a pig. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Vegas Vic
08-12-2003, 05:56 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/9751/scarface4.jpg

"Say hello to my little friend!!!"
The Afoci
08-12-2003, 06:13 PM
"Open your mouth I am almost finished."

Hot Cum Sucking Blondes 6 in case anyone was wondering. I personally feel it is the best in the series. This one is just deeper than the others.
mckerney
08-12-2003, 07:39 PM
From The Big Lebowski

"Have you ever heard of Vietnam. You're about to enter a world of pain. Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. Here you go [Osama]. You see what happens? You see what happens [Osama]? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass [Osama]. This is what happens [Osama]. Do you see what happens [Osama]? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens when you fuck a strange in the ass. This is what happens. You see what happens larry? Do you see what happens [Osama]? Do you see what happens larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens [Osama]. This is what happens [Osama]."
Ben E Lou
08-12-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
Yipee-kay-ay motherfucker!:p For the second time in a blue moon, Easy Mac and Ol' SkyDog are in agreement.
Killebrew
08-12-2003, 07:49 PM
"I have one thing to say, one thing only; I'll never say it another time, to anyone and I ask you to remember it: In a universe of ambiguity, this kind of certainty comes only once, and never again, no matter how many lifetimes you live."
WSUCougar
08-12-2003, 07:49 PM
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

(Josey Wales)
vulcan
08-12-2003, 07:53 PM
I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!
vulcan
08-12-2003, 07:55 PM
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
vulcan
08-12-2003, 07:55 PM
You had me at hello.
vulcan
08-12-2003, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by JeffNights
Me: "Remember when i said if you gave yourself up,l I wouldnt kill you?"

Osama: "Yes, Yes! You did say that!"


Me: "I Lied"
LOL

I love that one. :)
AnalBumCover
08-12-2003, 08:01 PM
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?"
vulcan
08-12-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by AnalBumCover
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?"

ME likely...me likey....


Keep these coming, I'm falling off my chair reading these...I needed this today!!! :)
mrskippy
08-12-2003, 08:25 PM
No, it'd be like this. Swapped camel for uncle, and clean your cave for mow the lawn.


Shut your fuckin face camel fucker
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking camel fucker
You're an camel fucker yes its true
Nobody fucks camels quite like you

Shut your fuckin face camel fucker
You're the one that fucked your camel, camel fucker
You dont eat or sleep or clean your cave
You just fuck your camel all day long

Whats going on here?

Camel fucker, camel fucker, camel fucker
camel fucker, camel fucker
Shut your fuckin face camel fucker
You're a boner-bitting bastard camel fucker
You're an camel fucker I must say
You fucked your camel yesterday
Haha, camel fucker
Thats C. A . M . E . L . fuck you
Camel fuckaaaaaa
AnalBumCover
08-12-2003, 08:32 PM
"I'm your huckleberry."
Grid Iron
08-12-2003, 08:38 PM
"Bring out the Gimp. . ."
KWhit
08-12-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by AnalBumCover
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?"


Along the same lines...


"This town needs an enema."
MikeVic
08-12-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by mckerney
From The Big Lebowski

"Have you ever heard of Vietnam. You're about to enter a world of pain. Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. Here you go [Osama]. You see what happens? You see what happens [Osama]? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass [Osama]. This is what happens [Osama]. Do you see what happens [Osama]? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens when you fuck a strange in the ass. This is what happens. You see what happens larry? Do you see what happens [Osama]? Do you see what happens larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens [Osama]. This is what happens [Osama]."


Hmm.. I didn't know Osama's name was also Larry? :eek:

:D ;)
Schmidty
08-12-2003, 09:51 PM
It's turkey time!!! Gobble gobble!!!
Mustang
08-12-2003, 09:56 PM
Do we have to say anything?


I'd rather recreate the scene from Braveheart where Wallace puts the Magistrate against the pole and slits his throat..
mckerney
08-12-2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by MikeVic
Hmm.. I didn't know Osama's name was also Larry? :eek:

:D ;)

HA! I was hoping you'd catch that and this it was a mistake.
mrsimperless
08-12-2003, 10:42 PM
The price is wrong, BITCH!
CamEdwards
08-12-2003, 10:55 PM
Good, bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Schmidty
08-12-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
Good, bad... I'm the one with the gun.

Gimme some sugar, baby.
korme
08-12-2003, 11:38 PM
Apple sauce, bitch.
mckerney
08-12-2003, 11:52 PM
This is LA. We don't rape our suspects in custody, we just beat 'em.

EDIT: Actually, I think this line was cut from the movie
Easy Mac
08-13-2003, 12:09 AM
"Hey Osama, have you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

or

"Now who's proper fucked"
thesloppy
08-13-2003, 01:27 AM
"I like men, I like to be manhandled...I like you."
Sharpieman
08-13-2003, 02:16 AM
"Abba-zabba, your my only friend."
korme
08-13-2003, 03:18 AM
MOWIE WOWIE!
mckerney
08-13-2003, 03:32 AM
My team is on the floor.
mckerney
08-13-2003, 03:33 AM
Oh, and one more:

My game is what got you here!
mckerney
08-13-2003, 03:38 AM
No team of mine will ever run out of steam before its opponent.
korme
08-13-2003, 04:14 AM
License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!
cuervo72
08-13-2003, 07:01 AM
Well, not famous, and may not exactly fit, but being reminded of the Running Man in another thread:

You cold blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it, I'd live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!!

...there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.
Senator
08-13-2003, 07:28 AM
Osama. a man beaten. no longer the victory hungry stallion. but a pathetic washed up aged ex champion

The once great.....Osama, now a study in mopishness.
JAG
08-13-2003, 07:29 AM
I think a Fletch quote fits nicely here...

"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to be kicked in the face by me. You have the rights to have your balls stomped."
WussGawd
08-13-2003, 09:02 AM
I'll go with the Joker line from the first Batman movie, intoned properly in a Jack Nicholson impression.

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

BLAM!
VPI97
08-13-2003, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by mckerney
My team is on the floor. LOL
TroyF
08-13-2003, 10:53 AM
We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die... loses!

TroyF
Esquared1
08-13-2003, 11:11 AM
I've come here to kick ass, and chew bubble gum.
And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Fonzie
08-13-2003, 11:22 AM
Shazbot!
SplitPersonality1
08-13-2003, 11:43 AM
Bin-Laden: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Me: "No, I expect you to die!"
Franklinnoble
08-13-2003, 11:53 AM
"He, punk.... you forgot your fortune cookie.

...It says: 'You're shit outta luck.'"