Terpkristin, you got some explaining to do...

[Poli]

Well, my little tactic might not have worked with Ardent, but that's ok, Navy guys are fun.

How is it I find this in The Afoci's guestbook?

We're slow and easy, but not fun! So slow we didn't realize you were using a little tactic on us! What was it?

Okay, maybe we're fun, too. But that's only when we're getting our kool aid on. Well, kool aid for me, alcohol for other Navy guys. :)

edit: Hope that typo went unnoticed.

[daedalus]

In the Navy . . . :D

[Poli]

Quit grinning....:)

[terpkristin]

So ARDENT you're telling me you're so slow you didn't pick up on my tactic? I saw your little note in my guestbook. Can't Navy guys be fun and easy at the same time? That says nothing for whether or not it's slow..and while I'm on the innuendo, "some like it hot."

You know I love ya ardent! But this was a simple matter of The Afoci writing to me, so of course I *had* to reply, etc etc. I could have cross-posted to your guestbook had you liked. Hey, are you on terra firma yet?

~terpk

[Poli]

TK, whatever hater! This was an apology, but I changed my mind :).

[lytic]

If you want REAL fun, you go Air Force and never look back. You know the old saying, Aim High, because you can always fall back on the seamen...

[Poli]

I thought it was Aim high, because you'll fall short.

[damnMikeBrown]

Nah, it's Aim High, so you don't hit anybody. Make 'em duck & run. Let the Army take care of the real business.

[Poli]

LOL. Shoot a missile, have a coke, and watch the explosion on CNN.

[damnMikeBrown]

Well, yeah, there's that I guess :)

[Poli]

:)

[The Afoci]

Perhaps the reason the note was in my guestbook is that TK knows that a man who can take a Crawfish and turn it into a Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws has some skill. Plus, I have wrote about my sexual experiences and it seems to draw the ladies in. I am a romantic at heart and a pornstar in action. MMMM, Old Bitches.

[Poli]

Freak.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Freak.

Yet another reason she may have signed my guest book. She has been getting lots of injuries and whatnot. That doesn't come from just sitting there. You need donkeys and chinchillas. You guys need to open your eyes to a whole new world. One with Peanut Butter and Dogs. Burn your briefs baby, it time to put on the birthday suit with a side of peanut butter and go to the pound. Live a little square.

[Poli]

Burn my briefs? I'd rather burn my eyes!

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Burn my briefs? I'd rather burn my eyes!

Well then, you will always be stuck in the same love rut. Sometimes, you just need a nice peaceful night at the zoo to cut loose. Well lions appear to be mean, they are givers.

[Poli]

You probably think the same of prisons.

[The Afoci]

I am sure many will agree with me, there is nothing like a prison shower rape scene to set the mood with a lady, just to let her know your ready.

I should really charge for my love advice, with tips like this, the worlds population will skyrocket from all the funky buttloving going on. That stork will be busy.

[Poli]

Hornsmaniac, eat your heart out.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
You probably think the same of prisons.


The irony of a Navy guy telling somebody else they like buttloving was too much not to comment on.:p

[The Afoci]

Ha! Were on to you Anal Enthusiast. :p

[terpkristin]

Ah, boys who have so much to learn about women. :-p
This is one of the most amusing threads I've read since the era of BM. :D
There are too many things to comment on here between the Air Force landing on the semen (no that's not a typo) and the Navy buttloving (not really the thing you say by the by if you're trying to pick up a lady :D ), so I'll just say this: wouldn't it be really cool if the armed forces had LASER BLASTERS like Afoci's Crawfish???? :p

~terpk

[The Afoci]

I will take that as a compliment, terpkristin. Therefore, I promise not to post our naked pics here. At least not for anything that doesn't involve lots of peanut butter.

The Ladies Love the Laser Blasters.

[bbor]

Is there gonna be any nekkid pic's posted in this thread?....cause if there is'nt...i will stop looking at it:)

[Poli]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
The irony of a Navy guy telling somebody else they like buttloving was too much not to comment on.:p

Duly noted. No more talk of prisons :).

[Poli]

Originally posted by terpkristin
Ah, boys who have so much to learn about women. :-p
This is one of the most amusing threads I've read since the era of BM. :D
There are too many things to comment on here between the Air Force landing on the semen (no that's not a typo) and the Navy buttloving (not really the thing you say by the by if you're trying to pick up a lady :D ), so I'll just say this: wouldn't it be really cool if the armed forces had LASER BLASTERS like Afoci's Crawfish???? :p

~terpk

Who needs laser blasters when I have to be in the immediate area to shoot one? I can nuke The Afoci's stadium and his breeding farms from the comfort of my own combat direction center. :cool:

[The Afoci]

The thing missing from your combat direction center is the breeding farm. Chicks love breeding farms.

[Poli]

I would say I'm "missing" a breeding farm. I have yet to fire at them. :)

[terpkristin]

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Who needs laser blasters when I have to be in the immediate area to shoot one? I can nuke The Afoci's stadium and his breeding farms from the comfort of my own combat direction center. :cool:

Well, you know, I *am* a rocket scientist, I know how much the Air Force talks about this "space-based laser" they've talked about for a long time. Of course, it's more or less entirely not feasible but it's not my fault they don't want to listen, I'm a hardware and robotics person :D :p :)

~terpk

[Poli]

Originally posted by terpkristin
Well, you know, I *am* a rocket scientist, I know how much the Air Force talks about this "space-based laser" they've talked about for a long time. Of course, it's more or less entirely not feasible but it's not my fault they don't want to listen, I'm a hardware and robotics person :D :p :)

~terpk

I do know if you would have put a period at the end of that sentence you would have a triple negative! Fortunately you saved yourself with smilies instead. Of course, that type of thing is typical when you hang out with The Afoci.

[daedalus]

That's a physical mistake. She's STILL UNDEFEATED!

Or something to that effect.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by bbor
Is there gonna be any nekkid pic's posted in this thread?....cause if there is'nt...i will stop looking at it:)

If you want I can post those nude pictures I have of you. Would that suffice? :D