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Abe Sargent
09-29-2003, 05:13 PM
What would you do? Where would you want to have it done? What sorts of cleaning up would you do later?

-Anxiety
Franklinnoble
09-29-2003, 05:20 PM
Isn't this the same as the "If you won one night with Fritz" thread?
The Afoci
09-29-2003, 05:21 PM
I would ask my Mom to tuck me in after she was done.
Cringer
09-29-2003, 05:41 PM
Ok, so she's diseased, but is she hot?
Franklinnoble
09-29-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Cringer
Ok, so she's diseased, but is she hot?

Who cares? It's only a hand job. You can put something more stimulating on the TV if need be.
The Afoci
09-29-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Cringer
Ok, so she's diseased, but is she hot?

I am sure the back of your hand is stunning.
Cringer
09-29-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Who cares? It's only a hand job. You can put something more stimulating on the TV if need be.

I care!! I have standards damn it! Just because most truckers sleep with anything that will spread thier legs for them (or wraps thier hand around them) doesn't mean i will.........now, if she is not hot, then she needs to move on, or....uhm, suck me off so i don't have to see her face.
korme
09-29-2003, 06:04 PM
thats the way to think cringer

hell, you can always bag that
The Afoci
09-29-2003, 06:07 PM
He is a Packer Fan. His standards can't be too high.
Franklinnoble
09-29-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
He is a Packer Fan. His standards can't be too high.

Sure... dress her up in a Brett Favre jersey, and her stubble actually becomes kind of a turn-on.
Cringer
09-29-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Sure... dress her up in a Brett Favre jersey, and her stubble actually becomes kind of a turn-on.

well, if she's fat i may break out the Gilbert Brown jersey i guess......
vulcan
09-29-2003, 07:48 PM
:p

*sigh*
AZSpeechCoach
09-29-2003, 09:23 PM
It would depend on what kind of disease...Warts are curable.