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WSUCougar
10-01-2003, 02:53 PM
Judging Criteria:
Entries should focus on one (and only one) obnoxious fact about the target state, and include a brief explanation why this is a Pathetic Point.

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Rules for the State Olympics:

1. There are 10 categories (positive: The Amazing Thing, The Natural Wonder, The Historic Event, The Hall of Fame, & The Extraordinary Element, and negative: The Pathetic Point, The Repulsive Place, The Notorious Incident, The Hall of Shame, & The Tossed Barb) and each will be posted as a separate thread. There will be overlap in terms of deadlines. Each category will have an entry deadline of exactly 48 hours from when the thread is posted. Any entry or edit to an entry that is submitted more than 47 hours, 59 minutes later is invalid. No exceptions!

2. Each state (Canada is considered a state for the purposes of the State Olympics) may submit three entries per category, but they must be posted by different people.

3. Each FOFC member is limited to one entry per category, regardless of state.

4. Entries in the “positive” categories (for gold/silver/bronze medals) must be positive (that is, you cannot post a crappy entry just to block a state’s participation). The same applies to the negatives (for turd/scab/fungus medals), in reverse.

5. IMPORTANT: Entries must be designated with the word ENTRY and name the target state, positive or negative. Failure to do so will result in an invalid entry. No exceptions.

6. Generic entries (that is, things that can apply to any state rather than just the specific target) are allowed but will not score as well. Repetition will be severely penalized by the judges.

7. Consider these State Olympics to be a PG-13 event in terms of content.

8. The State Olympics are intended purely as an entertaining contest and should be taken as such. Be prepared for your state to take some hits, but don’t take anything personally. Let’s keep it light.

9. There are three judges: TroyF (CO), mckerney (MN), and Franklinnoble (CA). After the deadline for each category, the judges will score each entry on a scale of 0.0 (awful) to 5.0 (perfect), based on the posted criteria, and then PM his scores to WSUCougar. A judge will not score an entry which targets his own state; WSUCougar will replace him as well as break any ties. The entries with the highest three combined point totals will earn medals for their target states.

10. Medals will be awarded for each category, positive (gold/silver/bronze) and negative (turd/scab/fungus). You do not want your state to get a negative medal! Total medals (with relative values of 3-2-1) at the end of the State Olympics will determine the overall best and worst states.

Buzzbee
10-01-2003, 04:02 PM
ENTRY: Georgia

Known as the "Peach State", peaches aren't even it's #1 export.

Blade6119
10-01-2003, 06:09 PM
ENTRY: Arizona
Home of the Arizona Cardinals...that all i have to say...most pathetic thing in the world....

Nyarlahotep
10-01-2003, 06:17 PM
ENTRY - Indiana

Michael Jackson and Dan Quayle are from Indiana.

MrBug708
10-02-2003, 12:36 AM
Entry - California

Arnold is about to be the "Head of State" in our fair State

WSUCougar
10-03-2003, 06:20 AM
Bump. This category closes today.

Achilles
10-03-2003, 08:53 AM
ENTRY: Arizona

We are ranked dead last in the nation for education.

Draft Dodger
10-03-2003, 09:20 AM
ENTRY: New Hampshire

5,000 Libertarians have chosen THIS state to move to and set up some sort of bizarre utopia

Fido
10-03-2003, 09:28 AM
ENTRY: New Hampshire

Our natural "wonder" (Old man on the mountain) which is featured on our state quarter collapsed because the state refused to allow volunteers to perform necessary upkeep.

Wolfpack
10-03-2003, 09:36 AM
ENTRY: MICHIGAN

The Detroit Tigers lost 119 games this year. Not much to elaborate on there.

henry296
10-03-2003, 09:43 AM
ENTRY: Pennsyvlania

The state can't agree on what to call Pepsi... East it is a soda and West it is Pop.

The_herd
10-03-2003, 10:35 AM
ENTRY: West Virginia

Ranks in the bottom 5 in education, health care, and employment.

HornedFrog Purple
10-03-2003, 10:38 AM
ENTRY: Texas

Supposed headquarters of HornsManiac.

tucker342
10-03-2003, 10:41 AM
alright Texas wins, it doesn't get worse then HornsManiac living in your state....(besides maybe Mrs Kippy):D

tucker342
10-03-2003, 10:42 AM
ENTRY: Iowa

Tom Arnold, and Ashton Kutchner(sp?) are from here:(

The_herd
10-03-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
ENTRY: Texas

Supposed headquarters of HornsManiac.


I don't know, he is an inspiration for those who strive to cocky and funny.

Kevin
10-03-2003, 11:36 AM
ENTRY: Canada

Tornto. How pathetic is it for a major city to call in the army just because they had a big snow storm. This is Canada, not Florida.

WSUCougar
10-03-2003, 02:03 PM
bump

Less than an hour to go. Grab that Turd!

WSUCougar
10-03-2003, 03:06 PM
This category is now closed. Judges, please score 'em and PM me your list.

WSUCougar
10-06-2003, 02:32 PM
The Medal Winners:

TURD: New Hampshire
SCAB: Texas
FUNGUS: Arizona

The Judges' Scoring:
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NH (Fido) 12.5
TX (HFP) 11.0
AZ (Blade6119) 10.9
AZ (Achilles) 10.5
CAN (kevin) 10.5
WV (the_herd) 10.2
MI (Wolfpack) 9.5
NH (Draft Dodger) 9.0
IN (Nyarlahotep) 7.1
IA (tucker342) 7.0
CA (MrBug708) 6.7
GA (Buzzbee) 6.4
PA (henry296) 2.3
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