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JeeberD
10-03-2003, 01:08 AM
The upcoming Esquire magazine...

Appearing on the cover of Esquire magazine wearing a short white sweater and nothing else but her imagination, Spears recreates a famous 1966 photo shoot of film and TV actress Angie Dickinson.

The photos are part of the magazine's 70 Years of Women We Love November issue, which also showcases Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson, Catherine Zeta Jones, Sharon Stone and Madonna.

In an interview that accompanies the photographs, Spears explains why Esquire wanted her to appear on the magazine's cover.

"Well, some people might say it's just to make money and sell magazines," said Spears. "But another reason -- a better reason, and the one I choose -- is that they do it to inspire people."

Inside the magazine are other photos shot by James White, featuring even more revealing pictures of Spears, who is outfitted in solely in a pair of panties and some carefully placed necklaces.

Elsewhere in the article, Spears claims to have resisted her record label's attempts to sexually exploit her.

"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me,' " said Spears. "I will never do that. I'm still doing what I love to do."

http://images.thisislondon.co.uk/v2/showbiz/britneyesquireSPL021003_330x450.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/1002/2526916_320X240.jpg

http://www.bsdirect.net/pictures/esquire_03_04.jpg

http://www.bsdirect.net/pictures/esquire_03_03.jpg


And her inevitable date with Playboy draws ever closer.... :D
pjstp20
10-03-2003, 01:11 AM
Man this girl loves to get naked
mckerney
10-03-2003, 01:11 AM
"Well, some people might say it's just to make money and sell magazines," said Spears. "But another reason -- a better reason, and the one I choose -- is that they do it to inspire people."

Inside the magazine are other photos shot by James White, featuring even more revealing pictures of Spears, who is outfitted in solely in a pair of panties and some carefully placed necklaces.

Does she really know what it inspires, or does one of us have to tell her?
TLK
10-03-2003, 01:16 AM
That's my girl :)
JeeberD
10-03-2003, 01:16 AM
My favorite part of the article is...

Inside the magazine are other photos shot by James White, featuring even more revealing pictures of Spears, who is outfitted in solely in a pair of panties and some carefully placed necklaces.

And then the next line is...

Elsewhere in the article, Spears claims to have resisted her record label's attempts to sexually exploit her.
"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me,' " said Spears.


:rolleyes:
mckerney
10-03-2003, 01:17 AM
Well, I still think she's a whore, but at least she's doing her part to prevent prostate cancer in men.
TroyF
10-03-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by JeeberD
"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me,' " said Spears. "I will never do that. I'm still doing what I love to do."[/i]

I laughed out loud at this quote.

TroyF
pjstp20
10-03-2003, 01:56 AM
Can she be serious????? Man this girl is dumb as bricks. The Lord givith and the Lord taketh away.
Samdari
10-03-2003, 06:52 AM
I think in this case, the plastic surgeon giveth.
CraigSca
10-03-2003, 06:55 AM
...and the air brusher taketh away...
Ksyrup
10-03-2003, 06:59 AM
I'm sorry, but that first shot of her on the cover...it must be the hair, but she looks like a heavily made-up Hilary Clinton. Yikes!
cincyreds
10-03-2003, 07:26 AM
Nothing beats a great pair of legs!!
Subby
10-03-2003, 07:58 AM
That Esquire cover is simply fantastic...

The other stuff is just run-of-the-mill Maxim type crap, but the Esquire cover is beautiful.
Radii
10-03-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by cincyreds
Nothing beats a great pair of legs!!

I'll take a mediocre pair of legs in my bedroom over a great pair of legs on a magazine cover any day ;)
GrantDawg
10-03-2003, 09:54 AM
No amount of airbrushing can help the butterface.
KWhit
10-03-2003, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by GrantDawg
No amount of airbrushing can help the butterface.

Nice of you to join us, Mr. Magoo.
cuervo72
10-03-2003, 10:24 AM
Her face isn't what I'm looking at in that picture....
KevinNU7
10-03-2003, 10:31 AM
She does have a butterface. Everything is a ten but-her-face which is only a 9.
bbor
10-03-2003, 10:46 AM
Damn carpet tape.
oykib
10-03-2003, 11:11 AM
This reminds me of the flack she got about a year or so into her career when the media got after her about being a bad influence on young girls by being too much of a sex-symbol.

She answered by saying that she was still a virgin and the media just left her alone.

I wondered to myself:

Is it that much of an improvement that she's encouraging young girls to be teases as opposed to sluts?
JeeberD
10-06-2003, 01:11 AM
Hmmm....looks like Britney's a little bit cold (http://knuttz.yi.org/britnobra.html)... :)
MizzouRah
10-06-2003, 09:22 AM
Jeeber,

Quit posting this stuff! I'm away on business.

All I can see now is that nice first pic of her butt... must get that out of my mind.... :)


Todd
JeeberD
10-08-2003, 01:54 AM
Esquire's website has posted a few of the pics...

http://a820.g.akamai.net/7/820/822/1fe7ba4947340c/www.esquire.com/img/version3/031101_mww_britney01_hp.jpg http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/img/031101_mww_britney02_g.jpg http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/img/031101_mww_britney03_g.jpg


Interviewing Britney Spears is like deposing Bill Clinton: Regardless of the evidence, she does not waver. "Why do you dress so provocatively?" I ask. She says she doesn't dress provocatively. "But look what you're wearing right now," I say, while looking at three inches of her inner thigh, her entire abdomen, and enough cleavage to choke a musk ox. "This is just a skirt and a top," she responds. It is not that Britney Spears denies that she is a sexual icon, or that she disputes that American men are fascinated with the concept of the wet-hot virgin, or that she feels her success says nothing about what our society fantasizes about. She doesn't disagree with any of that stuff, because she swears she has never even thought about it. Not even once.

"That's just a weird question," she says. "I don't even want to think about that. That's strange, and I don't think about things like that, and I don't want to think about things like that. Why should I? I don't have to deal with those people. I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation of people. I'm not worried about some guy who's a perv and wants to meet a freaking virgin."

And suddenly, something becomes painfully clear: Either Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than any of us realize.

Or maybe both.

—CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
mckerney
10-08-2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by JeeberD
and enough cleavage to choke a musk ox.[/I]

Should I be the one to post the required, "I wanna be a musk ox," or does someone else want to?
dawgfan
10-08-2003, 02:00 AM
I wanna be a musk ox.
JeeberD
10-08-2003, 02:04 AM
http://a820.g.akamai.net/7/820/822/1fe7ba4947340c/www.esquire.com/img/version3/031101_mww_britney01_hp.jpg

This pic confirms for me that her boobs are fake. If they were real they would have flattened out when her arms were extended back like that. I don't care if they're the perkiest boobs in history, if they're real they aren't going to act like that...
Blackadar
10-08-2003, 06:18 AM
Wackata wackata wackata
CraigSca
10-08-2003, 06:49 AM
Until I saw these pics, I never realized that cowrie shells provide such great nipple coverage.

How can she be so strident with her "I'm a virgin!" routine and then, in the same breath, not realize that she's "whoring it out" for every two-bit photographer with a Polaroid OneStep?

It seems to me playing the virgin and the whore are mutually exclusive...
EagleFan
10-08-2003, 08:54 AM
My favorite quote is "I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation." Can't you see that concern while she's whoring herself for the camera?
Bearcat729
10-08-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by CraigSca
Until I saw these pics, I never realized that cowrie shells provide such great nipple coverage.

How can she be so strident with her "I'm a virgin!" routine and then, in the same breath, not realize that she's "whoring it out" for every two-bit photographer with a Polaroid OneStep?

It seems to me playing the virgin and the whore are mutually exclusive...

I think she finally owned up to having sex with Justin Timberlake. So she doesn't need to play the I'm a virgin role anymore.


She still needs to admit she has had sex with Fred Durst, Colin Farrell and half the people in Los Angeles.
scooper
10-08-2003, 09:21 AM
I'm moving to LA.
Subby
10-08-2003, 09:22 AM
*purchases Polaroid OneStep*