OT - Hot diggity, I'm famous

[JonInMiddleGA]

I have no idea how long it's been in the rotation, but I just saw the QOtM about me for the very first time.

Kinda cool in a twisted sort of way.

[Noop]

Uhh...if i told you guys i spontaneously ejaculated when i saw these screen shots....would you think less of me?

-bbor

Now that is funny


:D

noop

[Schmidty]

When I was a kid, I used to think that sperm was green and glowed in the dark. Then, the dream was shattered one day in the shower. :(

[Samdari]

Did you think something was wrong and you needed to go to the doctor right away, but didn't when you realized that would mean you would have to tell your parents what was wrong?

[KevinNU7]

I will not accept a banning
-mrskippy

[korme]

If I wanted my guilty pleasures critiqued, I'd give my grandma a rimjob.
-thesloppy

[klayman]

Originally posted by Schmidty
When I was a kid, I used to think that sperm was green and glowed in the dark. Then, the dream was shattered one day in the shower. :(

You shower in the dark? :)

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by klayman
You shower in the dark? :)

More to the point...if he didn't shower in the dark, how does he know it doesn't glow?

[klayman]

Originally posted by Ksyrup
More to the point...if he didn't shower in the dark, how does he know it doesn't glow?

Exactly...but wait, if he did shower in the dark, and it did glow, how did he know it wasn't green?

[Schmidty]

Originally posted by klayman
Exactly...but wait, if he did shower in the dark, and it did glow, how did he know it wasn't green?

Two words: Lime jello.

[Swaggs]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
If I wanted my guilty pleasures critiqued, I'd give my grandma a rimjob.
-thesloppy

I remember that one. I dry heaved.

I'm partial to this one: "i heart cock," by bbor

EDIT--Damn, made a spelling error in my 2000th post.