This here tree is built to last

[Butter]

Ain't no needles comin' off this here tree.

[WSUCougar]

FRA-GI-LE. Must be from Italy.

[Chubby]

You used up all the glue... on PURPOSE. NOTAFINGA!

[Aylmar]

That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator

Edit - I knew I had flubbed this quote...just didn't know how badly...fixed now. :)

[Butter]

Mmmmm....
MMMMM....
MMMMMMMM!!!!

I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!


You can put your arms down when you get to school.

[WSUCougar]

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as I know, is still somewhere in space over Lake Michigan.

[CamEdwards]

ooooohhhhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuuuudddddddgggggggeeeeee

[rkmsuf]

Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

[Qwikshot]

It's a LEG!

[Chubby]

Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine... Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch...

[Aylmar]

Some men are Baptists...others Catholics...My father was an Oldsmobile man.

[Chubby]

I triple dog dare ya!

[Aylmar]

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

[Chubby]

oh boy a zepplin WHOOPEE!

[Qwikshot]

He looks like a pink nightmare.

[Chubby]

meatloaf, beatloaf, I hate meatloaf.

[Aylmar]

What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

[albionmoonlight]

You'll shoot your eye out

(Too easy?)

[Chubby]

Originally posted by albionmoonlight
You'll shoot your eye out

(Too easy?)

Yes.

He had yellow eye by god yellow eyes!

[Qwikshot]

I triple dog dare ya!

[KWhit]

Don't talk to me. I'm... I'm thinking.

[Chubby]

ooh he's a deadeye

[Butter]

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's Candy Store.

[Chubby]

I told you not to use Lifeboy.

[korme]

I am confused.

[Chubby]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
I am confused.

Why?

It it twas.... soap.... poisoning.

[Chubby]

Originally posted by Qwikshot
I triple dog dare ya!

Cheater, look up a couple of posts...

This isn't one of those tree where all the needles fall off is it?

[WSUCougar]

How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?

[Chubby]

They could deliver the deed!

[Qwikshot]

C+

[primelord]

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Flick said he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's Candy Store.

They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. I could tell I was in imminent danger of overplaying my hand.

[Qwikshot]

The old man could change a fuse quicker than a jackrabbit on a date.

[Qwikshot]

Not a finger!!!

[WSUCougar]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

[primelord]

Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the delusion that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.

[Aylmar]

It's a clinker!!!! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!!!

[Chubby]

Originally posted by Qwikshot
Not a finger!!!

That's 2 that people have tried that I already said...

Kid the line ends here, it STARTS back there.

[Chubby]

You're being punished that means no comic books. Don't you give me that look, you're going to get it!

[Aylmar]

My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

[Chubby]

Who's mommy's little piggy?

[rkmsuf]

Ho, Ho, Hooooooo...

[Chubby]

And what do you want little boy?

[Aylmar]

My father worked with profanity the same way artists worked with oils or clay.

[rkmsuf]

Waaaaaaaaa...

Ok, get him off me...

[scooper]

HO!
Ho!
Ho!


I always loved the Santa at the top of the slide.

I actually have an original Red Rider bb gun. It was my dad's. He got it when he was about Ralphie's age. He never shot his eye out, though.

edit: doh! rkmsuf beat me to it.

[rkmsuf]

Bumpasses!!!

[Chubby]

Hurry up kid the store's closin.

[Aylmar]

Do you know what Ralphie just said?

What?

NO!! NOT THAT!!!!!!

Do you know where he heard that word?

Probably from his father...

No! He heard it from your son!

WHAT!!?? WHAT!!?? WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!???!!

Aw...what'd I do mom?

[rkmsuf]

Your dad really isn't going to kill Ralphie...

[Chubby]

The queen mother of dirty words. The F dash dash dash word.

[Chubby]

If anyone has popped in the movie or gone to an internet site for quotes you're a DAMN CHEATER!

Did you hear what he said?

[rkmsuf]

it's obvious there's plenty of that going on here...

[Butter]

It's a major award!

Shucks, I wouldn't of knowed that, it looks like a lamp.

[rkmsuf]

I swear I heard the faint sound of taps being played...

[Chubby]

Originally posted by rkmsuf
it's obvious there's plenty of that going on here...

not me you damn cheaters, this is my favorite movie!

That is the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire life!

[Chubby]

Originally posted by rkmsuf
I swear I heard the faint sound of taps being played...

The old man gathered up the shattered remains of his major award.

[scooper]

Flick? Flick who?

[scooper]

Originally posted by Chubby
not me you damn cheaters, this is my favorite movie!

That is the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire life!

One of my wife's favorites. Watched it the day after Thanksgiving. Will probably see it once or twice more between now and Christmas.

[rkmsuf]

Come back...come back...

The bell rang...

[Chubby]

Originally posted by scooper
One of my wife's favorites. Watched it the day after Thanksgiving. Will probably see it once or twice more between now and Christmas.

24 hours of A Christmas Story on TBS :)

[Aylmar]

I love this movie. I admit, I did use a site to check the accuracy of the first quote I posted (which I knew I had flubbed), but the rest are from memory. There was a time when I could pretty much recite the film from start to finish. To the great relief of my wife, I only watch it three times a year now.

Hey kid. I can't get up. Ralphie...I can't get up...

[Chubby]

You're either a bully, a toadie or one of the helpless rabble of victims.

[rkmsuf]

I'm tellin my dad...

[Coffee Warlord]

Now it was serious. A double dog dare.

[Chubby]

Take your seat Ralphie.

[Coffee Warlord]

Show mommy how the piggies eat!

[Chubby]

Red cabbage again?

[Coffee Warlord]

Meatloaf beatloaf I HATE meatloaf!

[korme]

What movie is this?

[rkmsuf]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
What movie is this?

Surely you jest...

[Chubby]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Meatloaf beatloaf I HATE meatloaf!

Seriously people READ THE THREAD! This is the 3rd time someone has reused one of my quotes :mad:

A theme. What I want for Christmas.

[rkmsuf]

Ralphie, why don't you go help your father...

[Chubby]

Time me. Four minutes.

[rkmsuf]

It's smiling...

[Chubby]

What's in it?

[rkmsuf]

Originally posted by Chubby
oh boy a zepplin WHOOPEE!

I don't know why but this struck me as the funniest...


Now don't you feel ashamed...

[Chubby]

OH BOY THAT'S MINE!

[rkmsuf]

Hey kid where do you think you're going. The line starts back there...

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by rkmsuf
Surely you jest...

I mentioned this movie to my wife and a couple of friends a few years ago, and they looked at me like I had three heads.

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by Chubby
Seriously people READ THE THREAD! This is the 3rd time someone has reused one of my quotes :mad:

A theme. What I want for Christmas.

Hey, I did read the thread, wanker. :) Some always slip through the cracks.

Now.

DAMN YOU BUMPUS!

[rkmsuf]

Originally posted by cuervo72
I mentioned this movie to my wife and a couple of friends a few years ago, and they looked at me like I had three heads.

You'll have to be your own best friend then.

Speaking of which...flash movie quote trivia...

"I'm my own best friend."

Movie?

[rkmsuf]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Hey, I did read the thread, wanker. :) Some always slip through the cracks.

Now.

DAMN YOU BUMPUS!

Now your stealing mine!!!

Or paraphrasing my "Bumpasses" entry...

[Chubby]

Originally posted by rkmsuf
Now your stealing mine!!!

Or paraphrasing my "Bumpasses" entry...

Serves ya right ya little bugger.

[Chubby]

Da da da DA da da!

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by rkmsuf
You'll have to be your own best friend then.

Speaking of which...flash movie quote trivia...

"I'm my own best friend."

Movie?

I'm a Mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Possibly the best Mel Brooks film made.

[rkmsuf]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
I'm a Mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Possibly the best Mel Brooks film made.

Your Swartz is as big as mine...

[Coffee Warlord]

I always have coffee when I'm looking at the radar! Everyone knows that!

[rkmsuf]

what's the matter Col. Sanders? Chicken?

[Chubby]

suck suck SUCK

[rkmsuf]

Prepare to fast forward
Preparing to fast forward
Fast forward
Fast forward...

[rkmsuf]

Megamaid, she's gone from suck to blow...

[WSUCougar]

Originally posted by rkmsuf
Hey kid where do you think you're going. The line starts back there...
The line to see Santa stretched all the way to Terre Haute, and I was at the end of it.

[Chubby]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
The line to see Santa stretched all the way to Terre Haute, and I was at the end of it.

I like the Wizard of Oz.

[judicial clerk]

its, its smiling at us, you see. *thwack*

[Chubby]

We'll see you in Oz.