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Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:22 AM
what the f*** does "ilu" stand for during a chat?
JeeberD
12-31-2003, 12:28 AM
I love you?
Peregrine
12-31-2003, 12:29 AM
I love you, I think
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:30 AM
Yeah, I just looked it up and that is what it said. All I can say is wtf! Maybe she meant to send it to someone else.
JeeberD
12-31-2003, 12:32 AM
Uh oh, Balldog is gonna get some play... :p
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:33 AM
Hopefully she is hotter than hell.
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:34 AM
Actually we had not talked for a few months, then last week she asked me if I wanted to do something this week. Like come over and have some beers. Who knows.
JeeberD
12-31-2003, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Balldog
Hopefully she is hotter than hell.
So you've never met this chick?
Shkspr
12-31-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by bbor
B-Dog = HM II
B-Dog's chat buddy = HM I :eek:
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:42 AM
I meant. Hopefully, she is hotter than hell. I know she is hot.
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:43 AM
She's neither cocky nor funny, I should be ok.
Wasabiak
12-31-2003, 12:43 AM
Can we get a chat transcript?
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:45 AM
That is pretty much all there is, I had an away message up. She sent me a message asking if we were doing something tonight. I get home and say "hey", she says "bahhh" then "ilu". Now she has an away message up that says brb @ 230am, if she was coming over I would assume she would be here by now. This was about 20 minutes ago.
Originally posted by Wasabiak
Can we get a chat transcript?
APic would be nice too
But no link...Ole Skydog gets upset with those:)
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:48 AM
I have no pic. Lets see about 5-7, hot body, and blonde.
Originally posted by Balldog
I have no pic. Lets see about 5-7, hot body, and blonde.
Damn...you just described JeeberD :eek:
Balldog
12-31-2003, 12:54 AM
Does JeeberD have nice breasts? If so JeeberD is lying about "her" location.
JeeberD
12-31-2003, 01:01 AM
Hell yeah I do! I sit here and play with them all day long...
Why do I feel this will be another FOFC classic thread?
Balldog
12-31-2003, 01:08 AM
Well get your ass over here already.
Originally posted by Balldog
Well get your ASS over here already.
Interesting choice of words :D
Balldog
12-31-2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by bbor
Interesting choice of words :D
It is isn't it.
JeeberD
12-31-2003, 01:22 AM
Well, his name is Balldog...
Balldog
12-31-2003, 01:23 AM
Can we get back to the topic of this hot girl telling me "ilu". We'll see if she comes back on here in about 10 minutes.
JeeberD
12-31-2003, 01:31 AM
You don't want to see my ass anymore? :(
If she looks like Jeeber...flip her over and shave her ass:)
Balldog
12-31-2003, 01:39 AM
Well it is 240, she is 10 minutes late. WTF. ;)
Chief Rum
12-31-2003, 02:15 AM
When she told you she loved you, did you pull out your wizard hat?
Watch out for the rhinocerous...
CR
Rich1033
12-31-2003, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by JeeberD
I love you?
Thats classic if its true. I can see it now...
Hey babe. I just wanted to say I love you, but Im too lazy to actually type it out.
mckerney
12-31-2003, 03:20 AM
Is it softball season already?
Pumpy Tudors
12-31-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by mckerney
Is it softball season already?
Gold.
The Afoci
12-31-2003, 09:14 AM
5'7", hot body, blonde.
Remember that cartwheels are the only way to know the truth.
Ksyrup
12-31-2003, 09:16 AM
This thread showed "roommate couch sex thread" promise. What happened?
The Afoci
12-31-2003, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
This thread showed "roommate couch sex thread" promise. What happened?
He forgot the s portion of a/s/l. A duel of sorts broke out and Balldog proved his worth in a sword fight to the death. Sadly Balldog lost when his sword lost interest.
rkmsuf
12-31-2003, 09:22 AM
When his sword went limp he should have had her say "HAAARRRRRR!!!"
rkmsuf
12-31-2003, 10:30 AM
negatory or we'd have heard about it...
Ksyrup
12-31-2003, 10:34 AM
He's probably having some difficulty unleashing his warm and sticky cauliflower of love...
AnalBumCover
12-31-2003, 10:35 AM
he needs time to wipe his keyboard down before typing up a report. getting between the keys is quite a task.
rkmsuf
12-31-2003, 10:37 AM
Hot as hell may have been an overstatement...
WSUCougar
12-31-2003, 10:39 AM
Sadly, Balldog's misunderstanding led to an embarassing situation later that evening...
http://cela.albany.edu/image/ilu.jpg
Balldog
12-31-2003, 10:44 AM
She never showed up. Damn! Maybe Thursday.
rkmsuf
12-31-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Balldog
Actually we had not talked for a few months, then last week she asked me if I wanted to do something this week. Like come over and have some beers. Who knows.
In your chat did you mention your fondness for horse manure?
"What was the exact thing she said?"
"Do you want to go for a walk or something."
"Or something...hmm. Yeah that could be a date..."
Balldog
01-31-2004, 08:46 PM
Ka-Ching!
Eaglesfan27
01-31-2004, 08:47 PM
I guess she finally showed up?
Balldog
01-31-2004, 08:52 PM
I guess she finally showed up?
True. :D
mckerney
01-31-2004, 08:54 PM
What, did she get lost?
Neuqua
01-31-2004, 09:00 PM
Details are mandatory.
Ksyrup
01-31-2004, 11:06 PM
Ka-Ching? Is that all I meant to you?
JeeberD
01-31-2004, 11:15 PM
Details are mandatory.
What Neuq said is true. Give us the scoop!
AnalBumCover
01-31-2004, 11:20 PM
Bad form! Everyone here knows a ka-ching should be immediately followed by a detailed explanation for the cause of said ka-ching. We've been sitting here waiting for the last two and a half hours waiting for details.
And now my lotion has dried up and I've lost the mood.
Balldog
02-01-2004, 06:52 AM
Sorry fellas, I was going for the dramatic effect.
All I am going to say is I am a happy man today and she may be coming back tonight after the Super Bowl.
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