Who is the MOLE of your team?

[lytic]

Since we have the heart... who is causing your team to lose???

Here is mine:

Jukka Orkola (4087751)
22 years, passable form, healthy
I speak Suomi!


A popular guy who is calm and upright.
Has poor experience and inadequate leadership abilities.


Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: Suomi
Assessed value: 164 000 US$
Wage: 1 764 US$/week including 20% Bonus
Owner: SouthPark Cows
Warnings: 0


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: weak
Winger: poor Defending: poor
Scoring: excellent Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 3
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 0
Cup goals this season: 0

Top 10 matches for this team.

Date Match Rating
8/25/2003 SouthPark Cows - Kix 100%
8/18/2003 EVillIVE - SouthPark Cows 99%
7/14/2003 SouthPark Cows - Echidna 99%
8/14/2003 MV Lisbon - SouthPark Cows 96%
8/11/2003 SouthPark Cows - Aviators 96%
8/4/2003 The Mad Huligan - SouthPark Cows 94%
9/1/2003 Gargoyles - SouthPark Cows 93%
10/30/2003 Real Japón - SouthPark Cows 89%
9/8/2003 SouthPark Cows - zyzzerz 88%
9/11/2003 Midwest Ice Sto - SouthPark Cows 88%

27 matches played for this team.

Transfers for Jukka Orkola

2 transfers found.
Date From To Price Value then
7/13/2003 Gargoyles SouthPark Cows 600 000 US$ (164 000 US$)
8/8/2002 BK Mumindalen Gargoyles 2 000 US$ (21 000 US$)

Inflated price due to a trade, but he's never lived up to anything... this is the best form he's been in! His last game in the top 10 was OCTOBER! August was his only good month.
Sadly I can't get rid of him yet....... stupid mole.

[Alf]

Why don't you put him on the transfer list => start him at $700K in case someone bites. It will only cost you $1K for the try.

[vex]

I don't really have one.

[Raven Hawk]

I predict that Jukka scores a hattrick this week. :)

[lytic]

well he got one...

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm leaning toward scapegoating this guy for the game today -- I don't really think it's his fault, but it's his first match in the first team, and somebody's gotta take the fall for that miserable performance (not as bad as when I got overconfidence, but still...):

Pablo Alba
71 000 US$, 21 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities


Stamina: passable Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: weak
Winger: weak Defending: poor
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: weak

[YoSoySean]

Matt Rasmussen (2725700)
31 years, inadequate form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is calm and dishonest.
Has inadequate experience and wretched leadership abilities.

Nationality: Canada


That's who I always blame for my losses nowadays. You know, Blame Canada.

[Desnudo]

It's a poor carpenter that blames his tools. :p

[Mr. Wednesday]

Hey now! It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame! :p

[Raven Hawk]

well he got one...
Ummm . . . I meant to say that he scores IN hattrick this week. ;)

[lytic]

Everyone needs a scapegoat...

[Mr. Wednesday]

(sings)
Scapegoat, looking for a scapegoat...
There's always someone else for you to blame...
There's always someone else for you to blame...

(bonus points to anyone who recognizes the reference)

[saintjo]

I didnt know the reference off hand, but its easy to do a search on. I wont mention the answer so other people still get to guess :)

Also, I have been lucky enough to not loose any games this season. But if I had to blame someone, probably my keeper. Since he has been in horrible form all season.

[Mr. Wednesday]

Doing a search is cheating. It's only really scary if you know it offhand. Upon further consideration, I'm not sure if I should have admitted I know it. :p