OT: Colossal Sperm Whale Explodes in City

[Maple Leafs]

"Blood and guts of 17-meter long 50-ton mammal splatter sidewalks, automobiles parked nearby"

http://www.etaiwannews.com/Taiwan/2004/01/27/1075168255.htm

[WSUCougar]

I actually laughed out loud when I read this thread title.

[ice4277]

I have a feeling that this is somehow going to be turned into a fetish video.

[3ric]

Ewwwwww!

[SirFozzie]

The Colossal Squid denied he was questioned by police after the death of the Colossal Sperm Whale.


Sperm exploding.. Sounds like a new hero fetish..

To quote somethingpositive.com..

"I BUKAKKE FOR JUSTICE!"

[Bearcat729]

Did a pot of petunias fell next to the whale?

[HornedFrog Purple]

Taiwan's version of the FBI needs to investigate this... I smell foul play.

I would immediately begin looking for book depositories and grassy knolls in the area.

When the authorities and conservation groups arrived to attempt a rescue during the afternoon, they found the animal had died.

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall and listening to how they were planning on attempting this with 50 tons of dead weight.

[Maple Leafs]

Did a pot of petunias fell next to the whale?Beautiful...

[Fonzie]

Did a pot of petunias fell next to the whale?

Bearcat729 just became my favorite human being of all time.

[Fido]

In case anyone needs to see what it looked like....msnbc has a photo:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

[3ric]

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

:eek:

[PineTar]

Anyone else find it amusing that there is a weight watchers ad smack dab in the middle of the MSNBC article?