OT - Hit Me! AKA The Best Mug Shot Ever*

[NoMyths]

*excepting Henry Earl, of course.

Link here: James Brown charged with domestic violence. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/01/28/james.brown.arrested.ap/index.html)

[Franklinnoble]

What's sort of odd (besides that photo, of course) is that Brown is 70, and his wife is 33.

Does anyone honestly think there are many 33 year-old women who couldn't hold their own against a 70 year-old man?

[Fritz]

I'm gonna beat my wife
I'm gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2x4
Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower

Gonna beat my wife
Look out!

Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat your wife
Gonna beat his wife
Gonna beat her wife
Gonna beat my wife
Gonna slap my wife
Gonna kick my wife
Good God, y'all!

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat my wife
At the shelter
Helter skelter

Wife kickin'
Finger lickin'
Wife killin'
It's thrillin'

Oh baby please don't beat me, baby
I promise I'll never sleep with the moon in my face no more!

I'm gonna beat my wife
Heh heh heh

[NoMyths]

*dances with fritz*

[Glengoyne]

Does anyone honestly think there are many 33 year-old women who couldn't hold their own against a 70 year-old man?
My dad is 77, and I don't think many folks who post here could take him. He helped me move a couple of years ago, and all of my friends were complaining that he was shaming us by out working everyone else.

[Balldog]

yeah I laughed when I seen the pic.

[Ksyrup]

If John Galt is correct about surnames, then James Brown should be required to take his wife's name.

[PsychoCop]

That's one f'd up mug shot.

[korme]

That is his publicist.

[Fritz]

He can only keep that up for another 30 or 40 years before it will start to wear on him.

My dad is 77, and I don't think many folks who post here could take him. He helped me move a couple of years ago, and all of my friends were complaining that he was shaming us by out working everyone else.

[Deattribution]

Not quite Nick Nolte (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/noltemug.jpg) but close.

[Ksyrup]

Have you seen George Clinton's mugshot from his arrest in Tallahassee a few weeks ago?

[Craptacular]

Have you seen George Clinton's mugshot from his arrest in Tallahassee a few weeks ago?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gclintonmug1.html

Are we sure that's not just the computer aging estimate of what Michael Jackson would look like without plastic surgery?

[Suicane75]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/bleethmug1.html

Im partial to that one, scares the living hell out of me.

[Ben E Lou]

Free James Brown!





;)

[oykib]

Free James Brown!





;)

I'd wondered if there was anyone other than me that remebered that.

[cuervo72]

My dad is 77, and I don't think many folks who post here could take him. He helped me move a couple of years ago, and all of my friends were complaining that he was shaming us by out working everyone else.

My grandfather is 80 and could kick all of our asses at tennis....