ALL TIME EVERYTHING Draft

[wbatl1]

With all the other "All time ____" drafts, we needed an ALL TIME EVERYTHING Draft. Take whoever, whatever, itever, she-ever, anything you wants.

[MJ4H]

With the first overall pick of the ALL TIME EVERYTHING DRAFT, MattJones4Heisman selects

SEX

[Poli]

Before Mattjones4heisman can do it, I select Matt Jones, QB, Arkansas.

[MJ4H]

With the third overall pick, MattJones4Heisman selects:

THE SECOND OVERALL PICK

Thank you, drive through.

[Logan]

I select god. Now you're all screwed.

[Poli]

I now select all band directors. I now own you.

[Poli]

I now declare myself ineligible to be drafted.

[Neuqua]

I pick Marmel.

[Subby]

Ernest Borgnine.

[The_herd]

I select Bill Gates. Logan can't touch me now.

[Poli]

I now draft the FOFC board.

[Poli]

I would now like to announce I have drafted both Bubba Wheels and Chubby. Welcome to the team.

[The_herd]

I now draft the FOFC board.

Sucker.....the FOFC board is a workout wonder....the next Jeff George, maybe even Ryan Leaf....

[Poli]

I now draft SkyDog.

[Poli]

I now select Hattrick.org.

[wbatl1]

I draft the supreme council on drafting, who then overrule Ardent's no draft clause, and I draft Ardent and everything he drafted and drafts

[Poli]

Sucker.....the FOFC board is a workout wonder....the next Jeff George, maybe even Ryan Leaf....


rock on!

[Poli]

I draft the supreme council on drafting, who then overrule Ardent's no draft clause, and I draft Ardent and everything he drafted and drafts


Crapt.

[Poli]

I would now like to draft my wife. I now own her.

[The_herd]

I draft the video game draft thread and erase all records of its existance.

[The_herd]

I would now like to draft my wife. I now own her.

Yep....sure....

[wbatl1]

I draft the video game draft thread and erase all records of its existance.

Qoute of the Minute Material!!!!!!!!

[Poli]

I draft anything concerning wigs. Including, but not exclusively, the names of wig, wignifty, wignasty, wigfecta.

[sabotai]

I draft The Force. Now I am the master.

[Poli]

I draft Thread Kills.

[Poli]

I also draft TroyF and WSUCougar.

[sabotai]

I draft Netflix. Yes, Netflix is that important. :)

[Poli]

I draft Solecismic Software.

[wbatl1]

I draft the top 10 posters and all their posts

[Poli]

I now draft high school football.

[wbatl1]

I got colledge and pro

[sabotai]

I draft Anne Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. Why? So I can make sure they never get out of their cages again.

[Poli]

I draft Mountain Dew.

[wbatl1]

And basketball and ALLLLLLLLL of sports

[wbatl1]

I draft every programmer EVER so that they can create the best game ever in MY image. WEHHAAHAHA

[Poli]

I draft Scooby Doo and Shaggy.

[Poli]

I draft ice cream.

[Neuqua]

I draft women.

[The_herd]

I draft all locks, to all cages.

[sabotai]

I draft all forms of communication.

[Poli]

I draft all light.

[Poli]

I draft all sound.

[wbatl1]

I draft the Universe. That even beats Bill Gates

[Poli]

I'm doing well in this draft, I think.

[wbatl1]

I'm doing well in this draft, I think.

WEll, you are an expansion team with lots of picks

[Poli]

I draft the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[wbatl1]

Oh yeah-I draft all remaining picks

[The_herd]

I can't believe Air and Water hasn't been taken yet.

[sabotai]

I draft all rubber bands to go on one massive run of rubber banding.

[Poli]

Oh yeah-I draft all remaining picks


Well, I came out well before that happened. I can live with what I took. Well no air would suck. But I do have the FOFC board.

[kcchief19]

Man, if Neuqua drafted th women, I'd hate to see what MattJones4Heisman is having sex with.

In the spirit of the draft, I'll select all matter.

[wbatl1]

Draft Grade Time

[Poli]

Let's try this, before you drafted all remaining picks, I drafted all fire, all air, and all water.

I get this from my days with Magic: The Gathering card game. :) I hated that "before the end of your turn..." crapt. :)

[wbatl1]

Man-I have no air, fire, water, but I do have infinity picks

[Neuqua]

Marmel and all women.

How can I not have the best draft so far?

[sabotai]

Here's what I drafted:

The Force
Netflix
Anne Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh
all forms of communication
all rubber bands

I think I came out pretty well.

[Poli]

Marmel and all women.

How can I not have the best draft so far?


Well, you did draft ALL women. That includes...well...you know.

[The_herd]

Man, if Neuqua drafted th women, I'd hate to see what MattJones4Heisman is having sex with.


There's a thread about Sweden floating around here that would explain everything.

[wbatl1]

Supreme COuncil on Drafting-->Ardent-->All Ardent's Draft Picks
All programmers Ever
Infinity Picks
THe Universe
All Sports except NBA Bball

Wow, I have some franchise players

[The_herd]

I ended up with:

Bill Gates
The video game draft thread
All locks, to all cages

[Poli]

Supreme COuncil on Drafting-->Ardent-->ALl Ardent's Draft Picks
All programmers Ever
Infinity Picks
THe Universe
All Sports except NBA Bball

Wow, I have some major contributors

I think we need a ruling on the drafting of all ardent's draft picks via Ardent via the supreme council on drafting.

Is this legal?

:)

[The_herd]

Its his thread, the man can do what he wants.

[wbatl1]

Sab's
"The Force
Netflix
Anne Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh
all forms of communication
all rubber bands"

Netflix-Big REach, other than that, a fairly good draft, but lacking the big name. B-

Herd's
"Bill Gates
The video game draft thread
All locks, to all cages"
Big names, but no depth. C+

[sabotai]

Since I control The Force, I choose to be a dark-side character and thus change my name to Darth Timur.

[Poli]

Crapt.

[sabotai]

Netflix-Big REach, other than that, a fairly good draft, but lacking the big name. B-
*uses the Jedi Mind Trick to convince wbatl1 that Netflix is indeed a good pick*

[Poli]

Wonder what my grade is. :)

[The_herd]

C+, about how my life grades out. :mad:

[wbatl1]

Wonder what my grade is. :)

Well, since I have all you picks, it fits into my grade, which has to be given by a third party evaluator. I'm only being fair in this draft :D

[Poli]

C+, about how my life grades out. :mad:

You should have drafted Mel Kiper. That would have helped. :)

[sabotai]

Well wbatl1, you took all sports (except the NBA)...I'm afraid that include Curling and it may cost you some points on your grade. Also, having Infinity Picks doesn't do you any good considering the draft is over...

[Poli]

Well, since I have all you picks, it fits into my grade, which has to be given by a third party evaluator. I'm only being fair in this draft :D

I think I'm deserving of a separate grade.

:)

It is your thread, though.

[wbatl1]

WEll, does that mean I own Front Office Curling as well. Please

[sabotai]

Well you do have all of the programmers, so you could just make Front Office Curling...

[33sherman]

I draft tennis.

[Suicane75]

I draft infinity itself, that way I'll never be IT. I hate being IT.

[JeeberD]

I draft BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

None of you fools can beat that... :)

[sabotai]

You tools, the draft is over!

[JeeberD]

The draft is NEVER over!

[k0ruptr]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

how the hell did you let dean houston slip out of the first round.

[sabotai]

You do not address Darth Timur like that!!

*uses Jedi Push to knock JeeberD into the wall*

[JeeberD]

I draft The Schwartz and rename myself Yogurt. We are now on an even playing field, Tumor..

[Neuqua]

I draft The Schwartz and rename myself Yogurt. We are now on an even playing field, Tumor..
Whoa whoa whoa, now things are getting serious around here.

[Suicane75]

You tools, the draft is over!

I draft a seperate Rule 5 draft.

[Easy Mac]

I draft World War II, and trade my second round pick for an ass to be named later.

[Suicane75]

I draft World War II, and trade my second round pick for an ass to be named later.

I draft Sweden, just in case.

[The_herd]

I draft all numbers (including Roman numerals).

Noone may use them now, without my consent.

[Suicane75]

I draft letters, all 26 of them.

[Craptacular]

I draft yo momma.

[Easy Mac]

I draft tangent, cotangent, secant, cosecant, sine and cosine. Also any hypotenuse that may come up.

[k0ruptr]

umm I draft all usernames.

[JeeberD]

I still have BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevew]

I draft Sliced Bread.

[JeeberD]

I draft cats....

*PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[Poli]

I draft time.

[JeeberD]

i draft cheese. no one else but me will be allowed to have nachos during the super bowl!

[Suicane75]

I draft plumbing

[Neuqua]

i draft cheese. no one else but me will be allowed to have nachos during the super bowl!
Hmm, I own all women. I'll trade you the lady of your choice if you share some nachos.

A Super Bowl with out nachos? Why bother?

[JeffNights]

I draft keyboards, cause i wanna feel everybody's fingers on me.

[Chubby]

I would now like to announce I have drafted both Bubba Wheels and Chubby. Welcome to the team.


WOOHOO I'm a top 10 pick! but to forever be linked with Bubba makes me :(

[Chubby]

I draft letters, all 26 of them.

well i draft all greek letters so i can still type. HA!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I am sending in the card to the commishoner... BigJohn&TheLions selects... Toilet Paper.

(i'm hoping in rd 2 i can still get the football. damn it, did i say that out loud?)

[Poli]

I have now drafted the ability to sleep.

[Suicane75]

well i draft all greeks. HA!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Poli]

WOOHOO I'm a top 10 pick! but to forever be linked with Bubba makes me :(


:)

[JeeberD]

Hmm, I own all women. I'll trade you the lady of your choice if you share some nachos.

A Super Bowl with out nachos? Why bother?

Word. Send Ms JLH right over and I'll give you as much cheddar as you can handle... :)

[DanGarion]

I draft the Universe. There is nothing left to be drafted.

[yabanci]

I draft the bottle that has the genie that gives me three wishes and always allows my third wish to be another three wishes.

[JeeberD]

I draft the Universe. There is nothing left to be drafted.

I think the universe is already off the board. Please try again...

[Fonzie]

I draft all boxes of kleenex ever made or ever to be made.

I own you all.

[JeeberD]

Damn you! The girlfriend and I are abstaining until our Valentine's Day (Feb 21 cause I gotta work on V-Weekend). What am I supposed to do now???

[Suicane75]

I draft socks

[mtaystl03]

I draft the right to end threads at any time.

[mtaystl03]

...ok now would be a good time to end this.

[kcchief19]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

how the hell did you let dean houston slip out of the first round.Will you people stop naming things that haven't been drafted yet???!!!??

You're ruining the All Time Everything Draft for those of us who did our research and are making it easy for people who aren't paying attention.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta write an e-mail to skydog detailing this violation.

[sabotai]

I draft kccheif's email to SkyDog about the violation.

[Maple Leafs]

Given how the "draft threads" have become the flavor of the week, and given how seriously some people will take even the most inane of them.... I really think someone needs to start The FOFC Poster Draft.

Think about it, how great would it be to see people here react when they don't get taken, round after round. Seeing people subtlely lobby for themselves while pretending not to care would be UIC at it's finest.

[sabotai]

It'll be horrible is Darth Timur did not get taken in the first round of that draft.

[The_herd]

I draft the use of the word "Darth".

[sabotai]

I draft the use of the words "Sith", "Lord" and "Timur". Ha, I'm still a dark jedi and now my name is Sith Lord Timur. Even more powerful than before!

[The_herd]

I draft the use of the words "Sith", "Lord" and "Timur". Ha, I'm still a dark jedi and now my name is Sith Lord Timur. Even more powerful than before!

*Bows down to the True Dark Jedi.*

[Poli]

Given how the "draft threads" have become the flavor of the week, and given how seriously some people will take even the most inane of them.... I really think someone needs to start The FOFC Poster Draft.

Think about it, how great would it be to see people here react when they don't get taken, round after round. Seeing people subtlely lobby for themselves while pretending not to care would be UIC at it's finest.


You wouldn't want to go there. It would be viewed as a "popularity contest". You'll be asked to delete it, and if you don't, it most likely will be anyway.

In truth, that's exactly what I think it would turn out to be. I started a Survivor thread like that last year or so, and I promptly removed it.

[Maple Leafs]

You wouldn't want to go there. It would be viewed as a "popularity contest". You'll be asked to delete it, and if you don't, it most likely will be anyway.

In truth, that's exactly what I think it would turn out to be. I started a Survivor thread like that last year or so, and I promptly removed it.Oh absolutely. No question about it. It would be disastrous for the board as a whole.

Still, it would be fun to watch. Everyone would pretend not to care, but I'd be willing to bet it would become to most-viewed thread in FOFC history within a week.

[Sun Tzu]

I draft Celery.

[Fonzie]

Sure, sure, go on with your little draft, pretending like you don't care that you have no kleenex available. You'll all come to me begging to trade everything you've drafted in exchange for a couple tissues, sooner or later.

And for most of you, it'll be sooner. ;)

[Tigercat]

I have the draft pick that will trump all draft picks:

I draft sliced bread.

The one thing all else is based on. And a thing can only be the best thing SINCE sliced bread, it cannot be even better than sliced bread. Boo yea! (With my next pick I draft stuart scott to say boo yea for my pick and make all kinds of interesting comments that may be related to the compisition of my sliced bread.)

[Groundhog]

I draft Namor the Sub-Mariner... TAKE THAT NAZI GERMANY!

http://www.geocities.com/ratmmjess/invaders.html

[Raven]

I draft 3 draft picks, then draft drugs, alcohol and food. In that order

[DanGarion]

Dammit... Well then I draft something, since everything comes from something!

[Groundhog]

Dammit... Well then I draft something, since everything comes from something!

Well, in that case I draft NOTHING.

[pskov]

I draft the Internet and everything on it.

[Groundhog]

I draft the Internet and everything on it.

I think Al Gore already drafted that.

[JeeberD]

I draft sliced bread.


Geez, you people need toupdate your draft boards. stevew already beat ya to the bread, Tiger..

I draft Sliced Bread.

[Poli]

Sliced bread really didn't impress me with it's 40 yard dash or with it's cone drill. I think it was a reach at this point.