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John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs...
(I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask)
In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure :rolleyes:
samifan24
04-16-2004, 07:21 AM
John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs...
(I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask)
In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure :rolleyes:
Tell Kerry he has a trout in his rectum.
CamEdwards
04-16-2004, 07:40 AM
John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs...
(I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask)
In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure :rolleyes:
How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him. :)
FBPro
04-16-2004, 07:42 AM
I thought you were talking about what the dog left...........
JonInMiddleGA
04-16-2004, 07:52 AM
... if anyone has a message for him.
Got a bucket of freshly brewed piss handy? If so, you can pass that along to him with my compliments.
GrantDawg
04-16-2004, 08:16 AM
How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him. :)
That would be cool. If you made a sign, do you think it would get in any shots if you hung it out the window?
Vote Edwards/Heston 2004! :)
That would be cool. If you made a sign, do you think it would get in any shots if you hung it out the window?
It appears the media is taking pictures facing away from my dorm. Probably a good idea, since the pro-Bush retaliatory rally seems to have been shoved right in front of my window as well.
It's a simple rule: No political rallies in front of my window during my sleep time. Go away!
Senator
04-16-2004, 09:14 AM
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch1.jpg
Ask him why he looks like Lurch.
John Galt
04-16-2004, 09:16 AM
How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him. :)
You selfish bastard! He has a chance to shout "you have a trout in your rectum" at Kerry, and you want free advertising instead. Sickening.
GrantDawg
04-16-2004, 11:30 AM
You selfish bastard! He has a chance to shout "you have a trout in your rectum" at Kerry, and you want free advertising instead. Sickening.
Was when you posted that a "billable hour?"
:)
Crapshoot
04-16-2004, 11:33 AM
You go to Pitt ? Im down at CMU..
judicial clerk
04-16-2004, 11:46 AM
When I first read Z2+ post I thought he wrote "I'd be more than willing to SHOOT out the window at him [Kerry] and disrupt the entire shin-dig."
John Galt
04-16-2004, 11:59 AM
Was when you posted that a "billable hour?"
:)
Hmmm . . . everything is spelled right, yet I can't figure out what you were asking. ;)
DanGarion
04-16-2004, 12:18 PM
Bon Joni? Is that the daughter of Bon Jovi and Joni Mitchell?
HornedFrog Purple
04-16-2004, 12:45 PM
Grab some ping-pong balls and throw them out the window screaming "Lightning Bolt!!!! Lightning Bolt!!!!"
Please.
Franklinnoble
04-16-2004, 12:53 PM
Grab some ping-pong balls and throw them out the window screaming "Lightning Bolt!!!! Lightning Bolt!!!!"
Please.
:D
The Afoci
04-16-2004, 12:55 PM
Throw bottles of ketchup out the window and scream "Free Tomatoes! Murderer!" Then walk away confused and apologize.
BigJohn&TheLions
04-16-2004, 05:35 PM
Tell him to actually get a platform and run on it.
Oh, that's right. To beat Bush all he needs to do is show up!
dawgfan
04-16-2004, 06:01 PM
Throw a football at him and see if he flinches or catches it like a girl...
Blitz
04-17-2004, 02:35 AM
Penn State > Robert Morris > Duquesne > CMU > Bradford > Pitt :D
Crapshoot
04-17-2004, 05:36 AM
Penn State > Robert Morris > Duquesne > CMU > Bradford > Pitt :D
Uh... yeah. CMU >>>>>>> The rest of the schools in Pittsburgh/ Pennsylvania...
Blitz
04-17-2004, 09:25 AM
Athletic prowness is much more important than academics
(And Penn (not PSU) has CMU beat there too ;) )
Crapshoot
04-17-2004, 08:00 PM
Athletic prowness is much more important than academics
(And Penn (not PSU) has CMU beat there too ;) )
By that measure, my left nut has CMU beat- and I go here.
Academically though, CMU whups everyone and probably about par with Penn.. as the joke here goes: "How many Pitt/Robert Morris/ Duquense students does it take to change a lightbulb ? 1, and they get 9 engineering credits for it... :D
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