Yet Another Celeb Sex Tape

[Suicane75]

Read on another site that radio reports are going around saying that an Avril Lavigne sex tape is going around.......at this rate all of Hollywood is gonna have a sex tape out by the end of the year.

[Mantle2600]

Really? I'd rather see that than Paris Hilton

[bbor]

What is it with Canadians and sex tapes?...first it was Pam Anderson...now Avril?

I dunno if this one is real though...it comes awfully close to the release date of her new album...could just be a marketing ploy.

[Suicane75]

Isnt she under 18? This could be a touchy subject.

[Suicane75]

Well, according to a poster at another site the girl isnt Avril, cest la vie.

[korme]

rkelly must be in heaven

[Puddy]

I think she's older then you think as well...i remember seeing somewhere her birthdate was 1976....

[stevew]

I thought that she "wasnt gonna give it up to you!"

[bbor]

Avril is 19 as of right now.

[CamEdwards]

yuck yuck yuckity yuck.

Why are the only celebrities involved in sex tapes such skanks?
































I think I answered my own question.

[Mantle2600]

you know youd hit it.

[JeeberD]

I thought that this was going to be about the Gena Lee Nolin tape...

[MizzouRah]

Where's the tape? :eek: Somehow I just can't picture her getting pegged. Oh well, let me know when there is one of Jessica Simpson.



Todd

[Rizon]

They probably got her confused with Europopstar Severina Vuckovic, who had a sex tape released this week.

[Suicane75]

They probably got her confused with Europopstar Severina Vuckovic, who had a sex tape released this week.

Man, that chick is nasty lookin. 2 Kinds of Eastern Euro girls, the sexy blondes, and the gap toothed brunnetes, she is the former.

[pennywisesb]

Man, that chick is nasty lookin. 2 Kinds of Eastern Euro girls, the sexy blondes, and the gap toothed brunnetes, she is the former.
you sure you wrote that right? if she's nasty looking, wouldn't she be the latter?

[Samdari]

rkelly must be in heaven

Wow, the first recorded instance of Shorty being funny.

[Suicane75]

you sure you wrote that right? if she's nasty looking, wouldn't she be the latter?


Im not sure at all. You're right though, i presume.

[wade moore]

Wow, the first recorded instance of Shorty being funny.

for whatever reason, this had me practically on the floor laughing...

[Leonidas]

If Avril is really the wild child she likes to protray herself as I'd think she'd be proud to have such a thing out there. Then again, maybe she's just another poseuer street chick.

[bbor]

They probably got her confused with Europopstar Severina Vuckovic, who had a sex tape released this week.

It is quite the tape too....she gets nailed 6 ways from Sunday on it,and it is high quality not grainy.


Not that i've seen it or anything :D

[Suicane75]

It is quite the tape too....she gets nailed 6 ways from Sunday on it,and it is high quality not grainy.


Not that i've seen it or anything :D


Yeah, but it looks like it was filmed on a boat, in a tiny little cramped cabin. Not that i've seen it either.

[GoSeahawks]

I don't even want to see it, but I would like to look at a link;)

[JeffNights]

dammit i want avril

[RendeR]

somebody email me a link, I want to see this so called tape.

[Flasch186]

im impressed by the spelling of "poser" above....Im so uneducated.

[MikeVic]

I wanna see this tape too......

[Suicane75]

Umm, as far as I know the Avril tape was a hoax if that's what you're referring to. If you're referring to the tape of the eastern european chick, I got it off of usenet so I dont have a linky.

[JeeberD]

They probably got her confused with Europopstar Severina Vuckovic, who had a sex tape released this week.

I saw some stills from that video yesterday. How could anyone confuse her with Avril? They look NOTHING alike...

:confused:

[EagleFan]

In honor of the topic, sort of...

hxxp://www.zipperfish.com/free/ztoons/troys-top-10.html

[JeeberD]

I can't get it to work...

I want my nip slips, dammit!!!! :D

[Wolfpack]

That was hilarious. Who knew how much fun you could have ridiculing nip-slips? :)

[Suicane75]

How old is Lindsey Lohan? I may need to turn myself in.

[Franklinnoble]

I can't get it to work...

I want my nip slips, dammit!!!! :D
Gotta use IE... for some reason, the link is not FireFox friendly.

"My dad calls that 'the money shot'"

:D

[JeeberD]

How old is Lindsey Lohan? I may need to turn myself in.

She's 17. And I'll probably be in there with ya...

Thanks for the tip, Franky... :)

[Suicane75]

She's 17. And I'll probably be in there with ya...

Thanks for the tip, Franky... :)


Those are some nice breastessssesss

[JeeberD]

Indeed. By the way, have you seen the SNL skit in which she plays a busty Hermione? Very, very, very nice.

[Suicane75]

Indeed. By the way, have you seen the SNL skit in which she plays a busty Hermione? Very, very, very nice.


No I havn't, in fact I couldn't tell you what the hell she's ever been in or what makes her famous, but those things are plump and pretty, and that's all that really matters.

[Airhog]

You people are going to burn in hell.....Have a nice day

[Airhog]

Save me a spot JeeberD

[CamEdwards]

that was freakin' hysterical.

and to answer the earlier post... no, I sincerely would not "hit" Avril Lavigne with anything other than a 2x4. Seriously.

[Franklinnoble]

Indeed. By the way, have you seen the SNL skit in which she plays a busty Hermione? Very, very, very nice.
Link, please?

[JeeberD]

Ask and you shall receive. I also have a much higher quality version on my computer, but it seems to be too big for me to be able to host. If I can get it to work I'll also post that for ya...

fXp://public1.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000/snl/snl_may2004_rm.zip
(Replace the X with t, obviously...)

[Suicane75]

That body is kickin. That sketch though is one of the reasons I can't take SNL these days, ever since the Sandler, Schneider, Farley, Spade years they take a premise and seem to write no jokes for it. Her boobs are big, i get it.

[Franklinnoble]

That body is kickin. That sketch though is one of the reasons I can't take SNL these days, ever since the Sandler, Schneider, Farley, Spade years they take a premise and seem to write no jokes for it. Her boobs are big, i get it.
Agreed. While she looks nice in the outfit, the sketch was positively terrible.

[Suicane75]

And now we have the Jenna Lewis sex tape. Sort of scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point as far as "celebs" go.

[Draft Dodger]

as long as there's no "Draft Dodger" sex tape, I'm happy. (and so are all of you...trust me)

[RendeR]

That body is kickin. That sketch though is one of the reasons I can't take SNL these days, ever since the Sandler, Schneider, Farley, Spade years they take a premise and seem to write no jokes for it. Her boobs are big, i get it.



Man I feel old, I lost interest, respect, and any entertainment value for/from this show when THAT group showed up.


Oh for the days of Chase, Radner and Belushi..... I can't even turn the show on anymore, its a sad parody of itself.

[JeffNights]

who's jenna lewis?

[JeeberD]

who's jenna lewis?

That's what I was wondering too...

[Schmidty]

No I havn't, in fact I couldn't tell you what the hell she's ever been in or what makes her famous, but those things are plump and pretty, and that's all that really matters.


Those were some UGLY ass nipples. Which, of course, ruins the entire package.

[General Mike]

who's jenna lewis?

She was on the 1st Survivor, and finished 3rd on Survivor: All-Stars.

[JeeberD]

Oh. Was she one of the gals that posed in Playboy?

[JeeberD]

Those were some UGLY ass nipples. Which, of course, ruins the entire package.


:confused:

Looked like VERY nice nipples to me...

[General Mike]

Oh. Was she one of the gals that posed in Playboy?
No. That was Jenna Morasca as well as 2 others

[Bubba Wheels]

Sounds like this is fast becoming a new marketing ploy to save flagging careers rather than actual 'errors in judgement."