View Full Version : Another example of Derek Smart being an ass
Blackadar
06-14-2004, 12:19 PM
Thought you guys might enjoy this a bit.
It doesn't get good until Page 2.
http://www.gonegold.com/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=007706
I will never understand why anyone would support that creep by buying one of his products.
sovereignstar
06-14-2004, 12:35 PM
Thought you guys might enjoy this a bit.
It doesn't get good until Page 2.
http://www.gonegold.com/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=007706
I will never understand why anyone would support that creep by buying one of his products.
Oh puhleeze. ;)
hukarez
06-14-2004, 12:38 PM
....Wow!
Just...wow! :eek:
stevew
06-14-2004, 12:43 PM
Who the hell is this dude?
Eilim
06-14-2004, 12:45 PM
I bought one of his games before I knew who he was.. (Wasn't big into usenet untill recently.) It *seemed* to be the answer to be my dreams, everything I wanted in a game... Untill I tried to play it. ;) Had a few bugs, nothing major. Went to his site to check on any patches and decided to check out his forums. Deleted the game and vowed never to purchase a damn thing even remotely associated with him ever again.
Ksyrup
06-14-2004, 12:53 PM
Man, that Blackadar guy is an awfully big pain in the ass. ;)
I love Derek Smart stories. :)
stevew
06-14-2004, 12:55 PM
I love Derek Smart stories. :)
Apparently you loved him a bunch since you named the Wiglet after him :)
Raiders Army
06-14-2004, 01:09 PM
The best post on that thread was Peacedog's. At least he appeared to be impartial...
...also, Blacky, you seem to have a "holier than thou" attitude :)
Raiders Army
06-14-2004, 01:14 PM
And the thread is locked...not by Derek Smart, but by others...
JeeberD
06-14-2004, 01:15 PM
Is that the dude who's also a porn star?
Samdari
06-14-2004, 01:17 PM
I love Derek Smart stories. :)
I think they will prove to be the most significant contribution to the culture that the internet is responsible for.
That is, now that the original Cocky and Funny thread seems to be lost forever.
The_herd
06-14-2004, 01:37 PM
Christ, my f*cking, God**** head hurts from that sh*t.
dacman
06-14-2004, 01:40 PM
Christ, my f*cking, God**** head hurts from that sh*t.
Crybaby. :p :D
did I just get banned over there?
WSUCougar
06-14-2004, 01:55 PM
did I just get banned over there?
I think it was more of a pointed chiding.
SackAttack
06-14-2004, 02:54 PM
Why did I get a Godfather vibe out of that thread? "It's business, not personal."
Godzilla Blitz
06-14-2004, 05:10 PM
I really don't know much about the whole Derek Smart history, and certainly not enough to take sides, but I will say that I think it's unfair to judge the man on just that thread. That's jumping in to the middle of a long story, and you're only seeing a tiny fraction of the whole situation.
I have no idea how it got to be the way it is, but there definitely are a gang of posters that swarm all over the guy at any chance they get. Not accusing anyone here of such activity, but if you look around the web, you'll see the same people ripping him and his game at every opportunity. It's like a personal vendetta to destroy the man. It is fascinating that he has generated so much hatred that a certain core of people seem to devote incredible energy to hunting the guy and his games.
Whether that hatred is deserved or not is something I have no idea about. As can be seen in the linked thread, he definitely comes in swinging at times. I've often seen him reply to sincere criticism with what I would consider condescending, flippant replies. And no matter how much you get provoked, it really strikes me as unprofessional to reply the way he did in the linked thread. On the other hand, I've seen him answer countless questions on his game quickly and well, seen him give free copies of his game away numerous times over on Gone Gold, and seen him explain his thinking in elaborate, thoughtul posts.
I've no idea what to make of the whole thing, but it makes for good "car accident" watching.
SackAttack
06-14-2004, 05:14 PM
Godzilla,
Judge away. This is par for the course for Smart, based on everything I've seen and read from him since I first became aware of the Flame War five years ago.
And apparently, his antics predate that by another five years.
dacman
06-14-2004, 05:15 PM
Godzilla,
That's a hell of a lotta words for someone with no opinion! Take it from someone who's known about the 3000AD saga since the early 90's. Derek Smart is a complete and total asshole.
This topic doesn't begin to do him justice.
sabotai
06-14-2004, 05:36 PM
Godzilla, for you:
hxxp://www.werewolves.org/~follies/
Blackadar
06-14-2004, 05:46 PM
The best post on that thread was Peacedog's. At least he appeared to be impartial...
...also, Blacky, you seem to have a "holier than thou" attitude :)
Yep, because that's what Derek can't stand. He can attack, but he can only defend against those that attack with his style. If you jab him while seemingly keeping the high road, you just bug the ever-livin' shit out of him. Which was the whole point once I saw his first post.
Anything I can do to show how bad of a businessman he is to prevent people from buying his products, I'll do. As long as it's legal. :)
I'd love to get him in a full-fledged flame war - I'd tear his ass apart.
HornedFrog Purple
06-14-2004, 06:06 PM
Derek Smart is still the King of Customer Relations. A legend that will never be surpassed.
Blackadar
06-14-2004, 07:00 PM
You know what really pisses me off about this?
GoneGold is usually pretty strict about what you can post. But they'll let Derek get away with this shit time and time again because they want the "prestige" of DS posting over there.
There's two sets of rules - one for Derek and one for everyone else. Which makes me glad to be over here much of the time.
kcchief19
06-14-2004, 07:08 PM
I love that Blacky and all his "friends" are non nobodies, yet Mr. Smart apparently has "folders" on all of you. I have no idea what that means.
Some really needs to start an Internet Schmuck Hall of Fame. First class should be this guy, Dave Dial and Horns. There would also have to be a special exhibit for good-guys-gone-bad just so we can relive Dan Wasson's "You Are All a Bunch of Pirates" Meltdown.
Leave it to Wig to get the thread closed and the fun ended. Let's get him! :)
i'll support derek next time so you all can keep jabbing.
Blackadar
06-14-2004, 07:22 PM
KC:
That's actually a damned good idea for a website.
I may actually create that one... :)
Buccaneer
06-14-2004, 07:25 PM
Derek Smart and wignasty still doing their usual shit.
Draft Dodger
06-14-2004, 07:33 PM
*THREADJACK ALERT*
I have no clue about this Derek guy, nor do I want to.
but, one funny observation from page 1.
every post essentially was this:
"I am all done with Company X after the problems I had with Game Y. Yeah, sure, I'll probably buy Game Z when it comes out, but, after that, for the most part, I'm all done with them."
Why do we get buggy games again?
Blackadar
06-14-2004, 07:37 PM
Draft Dodger:
I found the thread a bit funny as well.
If you don't know Derek Smart, check out the link posted above. He's one of the most notorious people ever on the Internet.
WussGawd
06-14-2004, 08:36 PM
I really don't know much about the whole Derek Smart history, and certainly not enough to take sides, but I will say that I think it's unfair to judge the man on just that thread. That's jumping in to the middle of a long story, and you're only seeing a tiny fraction of the whole situation.
I have no idea how it got to be the way it is, but there definitely are a gang of posters that swarm all over the guy at any chance they get. Not accusing anyone here of such activity, but if you look around the web, you'll see the same people ripping him and his game at every opportunity. It's like a personal vendetta to destroy the man. It is fascinating that he has generated so much hatred that a certain core of people seem to devote incredible energy to hunting the guy and his games.
Whether that hatred is deserved or not is something I have no idea about. As can be seen in the linked thread, he definitely comes in swinging at times. I've often seen him reply to sincere criticism with what I would consider condescending, flippant replies. And no matter how much you get provoked, it really strikes me as unprofessional to reply the way he did in the linked thread. On the other hand, I've seen him answer countless questions on his game quickly and well, seen him give free copies of his game away numerous times over on Gone Gold, and seen him explain his thinking in elaborate, thoughtul posts.
I've no idea what to make of the whole thing, but it makes for good "car accident" watching.
GB, you are way too magnanimous. I've been watching this moron's Usenet rantings for a decade now, and he was this bad at the beginning.
Yes, they egg him on, and I'm sure some of them do it for fun. But it takes a certain type of maladjusted personality to not know when to quit.
Or as I put it to my wife upon viewing this thread, I see that Derek Smart still hasn't refilled his Prozac meds.
klayman
06-14-2004, 08:40 PM
I'm surprised DS hasn't found this thread and made an appearance here yet.
Btw, I'd never buy a Derek Smart game. Not because he is an asshole, but because his games completely suck ass.
Godzilla Blitz
06-14-2004, 09:27 PM
Sabotai: Thanks for the link!
WG: I agree that DS would probably not be at the center of such a controversy if he had good sense as to when to walk away from a fight, and that he has certainly brings a lot of this on himself.
What amazes me though is the degree and amount of rage that gets directed at him. Someone types "Derek Smart" somewhere on the net and within minutes a couple of dozen people with spittle flying are ripping him a new bunghole. It's hilarious.
Coming to the party late and reading some of the history from Sabotai's link, it strikes me that his "crimes" don't justify the "punishment" he gets today. Again, I realize I'm only seeing part of the picture, but why do people hate him so vehemently? Did he kill someone?
To be totally honest, though, going only by his actions over at Gone Gold and trying to be as impartial as possible, I have to feel sorry for the guy for what happens over there. Sure he's at fault for a lot of his responses and sure he comes off as a hardass at times, but it seems like there are a crew of people that spend too much time trying to destroy any thread he starts. In every thread I've seen him post over at GG, he gets baited and attacked almost immediately, usually by a handful of posters. I shake my head when I see him launch salvos right back about half the time, but man, the guy can't start a single thread without someone tyring to ruin it.
What amazes me though is the degree and amount of rage that gets directed at him.
Coming to the party late and reading some of the history from Sabotai's link, it strikes me that his "crimes" don't justify the "punishment" he gets today. Again, I realize I'm only seeing part of the picture, but why do people hate him so vehemently? Did he kill someone?
If there is one thing that people can't stand, it's when someone thinks they are better than everyone else.
Actually, I don't think any of this would have lasted so long if Derek didn't try to sue everyone that made him mad.
That's most likely what made him so infamous.
Samdari
06-15-2004, 07:08 AM
To make this a true Derek Smart thread, I now have to accuse Godzilla Blitz, being the one troublemaker defending Smart, of actually being Smart himself, or a crony (how does one get cronies? can I have some?).
As for:
I'm surprised DS hasn't found this thread and made an appearance here yet.
That's just because nobody has e-mailed him the thread yet.
Wolfpack
06-15-2004, 09:56 AM
Either that or a specially programmed search algorithm hasn't combed the site for "Derek Smart" yet.
condors
06-15-2004, 09:58 AM
from my personal experience with him
well for the original (i think) battlecruiser game that was before 3000 basic story:
1-buy a game that looked great (he posted his own reviews for the game on usernet groups)
2-by advised that a patch is coming (beta patch is working great and takes care of alot of problems)
3-try in vain to get money back(you have been playing the game for a few weeks and now you want your money back?!)
4-try to find status of that beta patch or get a copy of it(told to buy newer version of the game)
i don't know the details of his life or anything but i would dehydrate before i bought a bottle of water from this freaking guy, he got me once, once!
StormcloudCreations
06-15-2004, 10:20 AM
To make this a true Derek Smart thread, I now have to accuse Godzilla Blitz, being the one troublemaker defending Smart, of actually being Smart himself, or a crony (how does one get cronies? can I have some?).
LOL...yep, so true. Once on Usenet awhile back, I got accused of being a crony (or a sycophant I can't remember) for standing up and pointing out that the attackers were nearly as bad as Smart himself. Being an complete ass to someone who's already an ass doesn't make the other person more of an ass, or you less of one. :) or something like that.
PS I'm now accepting applications for cronies. It would be cool to have some too. :p
condors
06-15-2004, 10:31 AM
stormcloud creations,
i am a pseudo crony for you already :)
after i get to play voyager you may have a full blown crony
Samdari
06-15-2004, 11:28 AM
LOL...yep, so true. Once on Usenet awhile back, I got accused of being a crony
Funny, but when you showed up here, as a developer with the name Derek (same spelling - coincidence? I think not) I figured you were THE Derek the developer.
Huckleberry
06-15-2004, 11:29 AM
Hmm. Can't ever respect someone that forged a racist message from someone else and never apologized.
StormcloudCreations
06-15-2004, 12:13 PM
Funny, but when you showed up here, as a developer with the name Derek (same spelling - coincidence? I think not) I figured you were THE Derek the developer.
Nope, we're quite distinctly different people. :) But I had that happen on another board too, where everyone thought I was the OTHER Derek, in disguise. I almost felt like going along with it, just for fun. Evil guy I am. :D
Blackadar
06-15-2004, 02:01 PM
Nope, we're quite distinctly different people. :) But I had that happen on another board too, where everyone thought I was the OTHER Derek, in disguise. I almost felt like going along with it, just for fun. Evil guy I am. :D
I agree that his detractors are as bad as he is. But they should be WORSE than he is. Derek's never taken the high road when it's been offered. He's nothing more than a glorified piss boy with a huge ego.
Samdari
06-15-2004, 02:43 PM
Nope, we're quite distinctly different people. :) But I had that happen on another board too, where everyone thought I was the OTHER Derek, in disguise. I almost felt like going along with it, just for fun. Evil guy I am. :D
After you've been here for several months and been in no flame wars that I am aware of, I began to assume this.
Of course, I would find it amusing if the real Derek Smart (as opposed to you, the pretend Derek Smart) showed up in this thread to defend himself. SkyDog would ban him in about 5 minutes, and well, I'd enjoy reading the transcripts of his testimony during the lawsuit.
EDIT: Reshaped to resemble English sentences.
Blackadar
06-15-2004, 04:07 PM
Derek wouldn't dare come here. He'd get his puny ass creamed. The only reason he's on Gone Gold is he knows the mods will protect him over there.
sabotai
06-15-2004, 04:08 PM
I wonder if I should go buy a PhD with my pay check this week....
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