View Full Version : what did the digital clock say to his mother
korme
06-30-2004, 10:44 AM
look ma, no hands
korme
06-30-2004, 10:44 AM
hhahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
sachmo71
06-30-2004, 10:47 AM
:D
Where do honeydew's go for the summer?
sachmo71
06-30-2004, 10:50 AM
John Cougar Mellencamp!!
cthomer5000
06-30-2004, 11:18 AM
fucking elitists
oliegirl
06-30-2004, 11:49 AM
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur???
rkmsuf
06-30-2004, 11:50 AM
radii's unit?
Radii
06-30-2004, 12:16 PM
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur???
A DinoSNORE. HAHA I kill me. Where have I heard this before?
JeeberD
06-30-2004, 12:44 PM
Wheeeeee!!!! It's just like being in the third grade again!!!
oliegirl
06-30-2004, 12:44 PM
A DinoSNORE. HAHA I kill me. Where have I heard this before?
Cheater! You stole my punch line!!!!!
Lorena
06-30-2004, 12:47 PM
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Lorena
06-30-2004, 12:52 PM
You're too young to smoke!!
oliegirl
06-30-2004, 12:59 PM
That is great! :)
Especially funny since my son managed to set the microwave on fire this morning!!!!
Lorena
06-30-2004, 01:16 PM
That is great! :)
Especially funny since my son managed to set the microwave on fire this morning!!!!
I'm glad you're able to laugh about it, I'd be pissed!!
Sun Tzu
06-30-2004, 01:16 PM
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
oliegirl
06-30-2004, 01:20 PM
I'm glad you're able to laugh about it, I'd be pissed!!
Nah - nothing was hurt, he was heating up frozen pancakes, I told him 40 seconds, he did 4 minutes. The pancakes and the paper towel they were on caught fire and smoke was billowing out of the microwave. Got it under control quickly and no harm done...
Fidatelo
06-30-2004, 01:28 PM
Nah - nothing was hurt, he was heating up frozen pancakes, I told him 40 seconds, he did 4 minutes. The pancakes and the paper towel they were on caught fire and smoke was billowing out of the microwave. Got it under control quickly and no harm done...
Mad dad managed to explode a smoky in the 80's, that was great! Microwave's can be a lot of fun when used improperly...
What do a PS2 and Micheak Jackson have in common?
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There was a blonde driving and she was pulled over by a police officer. Who was also a blonde woman. The officer walked up to her and asked her for her drivers license. The blonde searches in her purse and all over the car. Then she stops. "Excuse me ma'am, but how does it look" she ask's the blonde officer. The officer replies "Its small and square with you picture on it". The blonde continues her search. Finally she pulls out a small square mirror and looks in it.. "Here it is!" she says aloud. She hands it to the officer. The officer looks at the mirror and hands it back.. A look of excitement comes across the officer's face. "Hey! I didnt know you were a police officer too!" the blonde officer says.
An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.
"What happened?" says the doctor.
"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."
The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbour?"
"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."
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korme
12-05-2004, 03:24 AM
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
korme
12-05-2004, 03:24 AM
DAMN!!!
GrantDawg
12-05-2004, 04:34 AM
What does a snail say on the back of a turtle?
What does a snail say on the back of a turtle?
slow down!
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-05-2004, 10:35 AM
What's silent and smells like carrots?
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-05-2004, 10:35 AM
Bunny farts.
why did ron artest leave early?
because he wanted to beat the crowd!!!!
korme
12-05-2004, 01:00 PM
hAHAHAH thats awesome gwb
JeeberD
12-05-2004, 07:12 PM
Did you hear about the one legged waitress?
JeeberD
12-05-2004, 07:13 PM
She had a job at IHOP.
Buccaneer
12-05-2004, 07:34 PM
What did one bug say to the other bug after it hit a windshield?
Bet you don't have the guts to do that again.
TargetPractice6
12-05-2004, 08:43 PM
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
A neutron walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender turns to him and replies, "For you, no charge!"
duckman
12-05-2004, 10:31 PM
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind while hitting a windshield?
His asshole.
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