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NoMyths
06-30-2004, 11:00 PM
Credit is given
when credit is due. "No soup
for you!" makes L blue.

Dean Houston once hit
a bong, a kid, and a tree
in thirteen minutes.

Build a new forum!
Then, we can watch the seasons
change between new posts.

Fritz, Subby, Shaw and
others dig baseball. So that's
where the forum went.

Bush/Cheney '04:
don't change horsemen in mid-stream
of apocalypse.

Michael Moore makes films.
Bush makes foreign policy.
Which causes more harm?

Politics are dumb.
I'd rather drink some King Cobra,
get my knob polished.

QuikSand loves horses.
He loves contests and riddles
and posts more than Shaq.

I'm With Stupid games
take up over fourteen days
of my life each year.

If I've offended
you, your girlfriend, or your pet,
take heart: booze is cheap.

Eaglesfan27
06-30-2004, 11:09 PM
Well done.

JeeberD
06-30-2004, 11:10 PM
booze ain't cheap enough... :(

Hurst2112
06-30-2004, 11:24 PM
Those rock man, especially the Dean Houston one.

AnalBumCover
06-30-2004, 11:24 PM
There are two types of
posters: those who have girlfriends,
and those with kleenex.

Fritz
07-01-2004, 04:51 AM
Bravo, Bry.
(the Fez will be yours without a doubt)

NoMyths
07-01-2004, 11:47 AM
What?! No young upstart
will test his haik(ung f)u here?
Be not afraid, pimps.

SirFozzie
07-01-2004, 12:10 PM
Do not delete thread
When flames populate the screen
PEOPLE MIGHT LOSE POSTS!

SirFozzie
07-01-2004, 12:12 PM
Dark Jedi strikes swift
Swifter then charging rhino.
Horns took penalty.

SirFozzie
07-01-2004, 12:14 PM
Jim created game..
Haiku stretched to limit..
Say Solecismic.

AnalBumCover
07-01-2004, 12:29 PM
When setting up polls,
It will be asinine if
There's no trout option.

NoMyths
07-01-2004, 02:19 PM
An acknowledgment:
SkyDog is to blame for the
trout in my rectum.

AnalBumCover
07-01-2004, 02:31 PM
I'd buy a ticket
To see a bout between trout
and colossal squid.

SirFozzie
07-01-2004, 02:35 PM
Impetuous lad
Says "I will not accept ban"
Oh yes, yes he will

SirFozzie
07-01-2004, 02:36 PM
Two years in Making
Godzilla's dynasty ruled all.
X-Com triumphant.

NoMyths
07-01-2004, 02:38 PM
I'd also buy one
to witness Fritz pull Subby
out of his pussy.

AnalBumCover
07-01-2004, 02:40 PM
When a noob is flamed,
Shorty comes to his defense:
"Fucking Elitists."

Raven Hawk
07-01-2004, 03:34 PM
Another proverb:
A man who fights his chicken
Also beats his cock