dolphins- bengals

[Crapshoot]

Damn, this game is awful.

Aadik

[Joe]

yep

[mckerney]

Well, the opening where they went over all the franchise quarterbacks that busted after Cincy took them high in the first round.

[pjstp20]

Screw exciting, it's all a W in the end. If the Dolphins just had a damn offense.

[mckerney]

Chris Berman just refered to the game as an defensive struggle, but I'd have to say it looks like the offenses are struggling more than the D.

[Crapshoot]

aye. Carson looks god awful.

[pjstp20]

The Dolphins offense is the other teams best offensive weapon.

I think the offense has given up more yards and TDs than the defense this year.

[mckerney]

The Dolphins offense is the other teams best offensive weapon.

I think the offense has given up more yards and TDs than the defense this year.

Just like the Minnesota Miners in the IHOF. :(

[Raiders Army]

Chris Berman just refered to the game as an defensive struggle, but I'd have to say it looks like the offenses are struggling more than the D.
I was thinking the same thing!!!

[pjstp20]

Shoot this offense and put it out of its misery.

[Ksyrup]

Roll this offense and smoke it out of its misery.
What Ricky said.

[mckerney]

Just wait until tomorrow night. We should see plenty of offense then.

[Flasch186]

awful

[pjstp20]

Horrible, they should just cancel the game.

[korme]

hey, it's ok. Shayne Graham is a pimp ass good ass sweet ass kicker. 48 yards stroked it right diown the middle.

Carson Palmer likos way worse this week its bc the Phins have good D. Rudi has done ok. Warrick;s doin good CJ isn't.

Houshmandzadeh is not hard to pronounce you situdpod fucking ipld old ass guy Summerall

no I have Not been dirnking Brandy

[Suicane75]

8 yard run..............give that man a new car!!!!

[Suicane75]

hey, it's ok. Shayne Graham is a pimp ass good ass sweet ass kicker. 48 yards stroked it right diown the middle.

Carson Palmer likos way worse this week its bc the Phins have good D. Rudi has done ok. Warrick;s doin good CJ isn't.

Houshmandzadeh is not hard to pronounce you situdpod fucking ipld old ass guy Summerall

no I have Not been dirnking Brandy


College working it's magic already?
:D

[JAG]

Can the backup Dolphin offensive linemen really be worse than this?

[pjstp20]

If it wern't for the offensive line we'd have 3 Super Bowls.j/k

Seriously, no fan should have to endure this pathetic excuse for an offense. This can't even be called a rebuilding year because none of these jokers are gonna be around in the future.

[TargetPractice6]

hey, it's ok. Shayne Graham is a pimp ass good ass sweet ass kicker. 48 yards stroked it right diown the middle.

Carson Palmer likos way worse this week its bc the Phins have good D. Rudi has done ok. Warrick;s doin good CJ isn't.

Houshmandzadeh is not hard to pronounce you situdpod fucking ipld old ass guy Summerall

no I have Not been dirnking BrandyMeh a "pimp ass good ass sweet ass kicker" doesn't miss a 38 yarder.

[Ksyrup]

I tend to agree with the Sports Guy - why waste a 3rd round pick on a RB that might help you improve from 3-13 to 4-12?

Well, I agree with him in theory. I'm not sure this team is going to get to 3 or 4 wins.

[pjstp20]

5-11 would be a miracle this year. Too bad this defense deserves better.

[pjstp20]

The line needs to hold to get two yards.

[TargetPractice6]

How can Feeley even still stand up?

[mckerney]

The announcers think the Bengals fixed the problem in run defense, I think Lamar Gordon and Travis Minor suck.

[Ksyrup]

The only way this offense could get worse would be to have Rob Johnson as the QB.

[mckerney]

This could be one of the worst football teams on offense I've ever seen.

[TLK]

Did the Dolphins forget to update the playbook? Do they realize that Lamar Gordon is not Ricky Williams?

[TargetPractice6]

Did the Dolphins forget to update the playbook? Do they realize that Lamar Gordon is not Ricky Williams?No.

[mckerney]

Did the Dolphins forget to update the playbook? Do they realize that Lamar Gordon is not Ricky Williams?

I'm under the impression that after they traded for Gordon, Wannstedt told the team, "Ricky was gone, but he's back now" and that he's been calling Lamar "Ricky" ever since. Hell, I'd probably have a breakdown like that if I couldn't coach and was in charge of that team.

[mckerney]

And now there are fights developing on the sideline! This is gonna be a horrible season for Miami, but it's gonna be fun to watch.

[pjstp20]

Did the Dolphins forget to update the playbook? Do they realize that Lamar Gordon is not Ricky Williams?
They havent been using Gordon like Williams, they're trying to throw they cant even do that though.

[Crapshoot]

I'm under the impression that after they traded for Gordon, Wannstedt told the team, "Ricky was gone, but he's back now" and that he's been calling Lamar "Ricky" ever since. Hell, I'd probably have a breakdown like that if I couldn't coach and was in charge of that team.

roffle.

I do feel bad for the Dolphins- this team is really, really going to suck.

[TargetPractice6]

I'm under the impression that after they traded for Gordon, Wannstedt told the team, "Ricky was gone, but he's back now" and that he's been calling Lamar "Ricky" ever since. Hell, I'd probably have a breakdown like that if I couldn't coach and was in charge of that team.Hilarious! :D

[Crapshoot]

And now there are fights developing on the sideline! This is gonna be a horrible season for Miami, but it's gonna be fun to watch.

I could understand McMichael screaming.

Seriously, other than ZachThomas or JasonTaylor, is thier any real talent on this team (okay, perhaps Madison/Surtain as well).

[mckerney]

roffle.

I do feel bad for the Dolphins- this team is really, really going to suck.

Let's not forget, this is the team SI.com prediction would win the Super Bowl.

[Ksyrup]

I'm under the impression that after they traded for Gordon, Wannstedt told the team, "Ricky was gone, but he's back now" and that he's been calling Lamar "Ricky" ever since. Hell, I'd probably have a breakdown like that if I couldn't coach and was in charge of that team.
Didn't he repeatedly refer to Gordon as Lamar Jordan (I guess a combo of Gordon and Lamont Jordan) at last week's press conference?

I think Wannstadt's been doing an admirable job as the former Iraq press secretary this year.

[Ksyrup]

Summerall announced that Miami was using a formation with "no backs," and I had to look to see whether they were running a 5-wide spread or the I-formation.

[pjstp20]

God Chris Chambers and Randy McMichael are awesome.

[Crapshoot]

damn- they're still in the game. that was a lucky break.

[cthomer5000]

On a whim I bet a few bucks on the Dolphins winning outright (2-1 odds), so i wouldn't be entirely opposed to a comeback.

[Crapshoot]

Palmer has been absolutely pathetic- once again, throwing behind the reciever. I cant bellieve he blew it again.

[Crapshoot]

goddamnit~

[pjstp20]

damn- they're still in the game. that was a lucky break.
Lucky break? I thought I saw them drive down to the 4 then saw a receiver make an awesome catch on a deflected pass.

[Ksyrup]

Ouch.

[kingfc22]

The Fins are going the wrong way.

[Crapshoot]

This should be fairly easy for Mare...

[Crapshoot]

ouch....

[pjstp20]

Watch him miss now, that sucks.

[kingfc22]

That's BS IMO.

[cthomer5000]

it's good (twice).

[pjstp20]

Thank God, How the Dolphins tied this I do not know.

[TroyF]

OK, so if we put the Dolphins offense and the Chiefs defense together, would we have the worst team in NFL history?

[cthomer5000]

OK, so if we put the Dolphins offense and the Chiefs defense together, would we have the worst team in NFL history?
If we can get Kordell at QB, then we might just have it.

[pjstp20]

I'm sure the Dolphin O will put some points up for the Bengals.

[mckerney]

"He's better off being sacked.."

So had the announcers pretty much decided that the ball was going to go right back to Miami?

[pjstp20]

The Dolphin D is known for collapsing on the most important drive of the game.

[cthomer5000]

If Cincy had waited one second, Miami would have been forced to use an injury timeout there.

[cthomer5000]

...and my point gets made as the refs reverse the time out (and charge it to Miami). Cincy still has 2 now.

That's all on Will Poole. Unless you're dead, crawl off the fucking field there. Don't kill you're team like that.

[kingfc22]

Palmer looks really good on this drive.

[cthomer5000]

Bengals are playing it a little over-conservative here. bad football karma.

[pjstp20]

I wonder why the Dolphin D forgets how to play in these situatuions.

[cthomer5000]

let the kickoff return wackiness ensue!

[cthomer5000]

nothing infuriates me more than a team having no plan for the 'we need to return this for a touchdown' situation. It's just like giving up.

[TargetPractice6]

nothing infuriates me more than a team having no plan for the 'we need to return this for a touchdown' situation. It's just like giving up.I'll let it slide in this case. ;)

[TargetPractice6]

Dola

Wooo! Go Bengals!

[pjstp20]

Good game Bengal fans.

[korme]

heh,m not really but it's a win

everytone thank housh for his game saving catchg, palmer start not over and under throwing receievers u fuckstick

[Solecismic]

1) Neither coach seems to get play-calling. Miami has trouble with blitz pickup and Wannstedt wasn't adjusting. And Lewis kept trying these run plays that take forever to develop, while Miami's strength is getting to the ball quickly on defense.

2) Just put ears and tails on the Bengals' uniforms and get it over with. Those stripey things are a cross between Broadway musical and the XFL.

3) Miami may not score 200 points this season. Personally, I prefer Fiedler. But I doubt it matters.

[Buccaneer]

heh,m not really but it's a win

everytone thank housh for his game saving catchg, palmer start not over and under throwing receievers u fuckstick
What language is this and can someone translate?

[Tekneek]

The Dolphin D is known for collapsing on the most important drive of the game.

They collapsed because they've been carrying the team for the entire game up to that point. That Miami offense is one of the worst I have ever seen.

[cthomer5000]

2) Just put ears and tails on the Bengals' uniforms and get it over with. Those stripey things are a cross between Broadway musical and the XFL.
My girlfriend never really watches football, but she couldn't but comment on those uniforms. She wondered why they don't just go for complete tiger-print pants.

For my money, they are the worst uniforms the league has ever seen, surpassing the current Bills uniforms, which drop down to a solid #2.

[korme]

3
What language is this and can someone translate?
i speak a language called love

[Ksyrup]

What language is this and can someone translate?
I think it's called younganddrunk.

[rkmsuf]

That game set football back 20 years.

[SirFozzie]

It had been 36 years since the last game the Dolphins had without one single rushing first down... up until last night.

*shakes head*

Miami has to win 3 of their next four to have a realistic shot at the playoffs, and with two against the Jets, and single games against the Pats and Bills, I don't think they can do it

[Butter]

That game set football back 20 years.

Well, let's not go completely crazy here. The second half was pretty decent.

Besides, I imagine the JAX/DEN game yesterday had to be worse.

[Ksyrup]

You don't think they can do it?

Despite a very good defense, this team will be lucky to win 3-5 games.

I've already set up the parental control block for the Miami/Buffalo game. That one should make last night's game look like a thriller.

[rkmsuf]

Well, let's not go completely crazy here. The second half was pretty decent.

Besides, I imagine the JAX/DEN game yesterday had to be worse.

Can't speak for that game but it wasn't even the lack of scoring last night. It was just the total ineptitude all around.

[scooper]

We'll take the "W" and move on. Next week should be low scoring as well when the Ratbirds come to town.

[WSUCougar]

Just put ears and tails on the Bengals' uniforms and get it over with. Those stripey things are a cross between Broadway musical and the XFL.
*cues up the Andrew Lloyd Weber soundtrack*

[SirFozzie]

You don't think they can do it?

Despite a very good defense, this team will be lucky to win 3-5 games.

I've already set up the parental control block for the Miami/Buffalo game. That one should make last night's game look like a thriller.


I did not want to set off the board's resident Dolphins nut ;)

[Ksyrup]

I'm not a betting man, but I'm gonna suggest anyone who bets to take the Under on Miami games this year.

So, who should have the higher over/under line - the Red Sox or the Dolphins?

[SirFozzie]

Oof. You said that.. I didn't ;)

(although with Sox Bullpen lately, the over might be a good bet)