What ever happened to "Joey" from Blossom?

[Yossarian]

When I was like... 9 or 10 or something, there was a TV show called Blossom that had a bunch of annoying teens having a lark.

What ever happened to the main character 'Blossom' or that annoying Joey character with the hair?

[gottimd]

Woooooooaw!


I think six is in porn now.

[gstelmack]

Blossom does periodic bit parts (she was on Seventh Heaven a couple of seasons back), and Joey went on to do Disney-channel stuff (including movies) with his brothers.

[Northwood_DK]

Mayim Bialik (Blossom) was the voice of Justine Flanner in the movie Kim Possible: The Secret Files

[stevew]

Six was on the Parkers, i think. (Thats a UPN show for the seriously whitebread among us :) ) Killer ass.

[gottimd]

pix pls

[stevew]

hxxp://www.jennavonoy.com/index.shtml

[CamEdwards]

here's "Six" as of two years ago: hxxp://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1779/Events/1779/JennavonOy_Grani_809597_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=von%20O%FF,%20Jenna

[MikeVic]

You can't see her ass in those.. :(

[gottimd]

You can't see her ass in those.. :(

Yeah, where are those pix?

[DanGarion]

hxxp://www.jennavonoy.com/index.shtml
I'd hit it!

[Anthony]

Oy! Jenna needs to go on a Von Diet.

[DanGarion]

Oy! Jenna needs to go on a Von Diet.
WTF picture are you talking about?

[Ksyrup]

She's not huge, but some of the new ones, like with Tim Conway and Judge Mathis (!), show that she's gained some weight. This would explain why she's doing cartoon voiceovers, I imagine, like her new show, What's With Andy!

[Ksyrup]

You guys are all over this, right?


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[Anthony]

WTF picture are you talking about?

uhhhhh...any picture where she's not in that "Super Sexy Girl" t-shirt, most likely taken some time ago.

the one's where she's with her cast members from the Parkers....yeesh.

[DanGarion]

uhhhhh...any picture where she's not in that "Super Sexy Girl" t-shirt, most likely taken some time ago.

the one's where she's with her cast members from the Parkers....yeesh.
Yeah she's so phat.

hxxp://www.jennavonoy.com/photos/tn_parkers2.jpg

[Yossarian]

Fuck me.

I mean... hands up who DOESNT think that societies obsession with waistlines is unhealthy?

ok.. hands down.

Hands up those of you who aren't overweight.

Leave the girl alone, she's hardly Kirsty Alley...

[rkmsuf]

Fuck me.



Sorry, Jenna prefers a slimmer man.

[Anthony]

Fuck me.

I mean... hands up who DOESNT think that societies obsession with waistlines is unhealthy?

ok.. hands down.

Hands up those of you who aren't overweight.

Leave the girl alone, she's hardly Kirsty Alley...


she's not drop dead gorgeous. her face is "yawn". she was fuckable when she was younger and more in-shape looking. she's in the entertainment industry, if she didn't want to be judged on her looks she should have taken up an office job.

and you don't actually have to be a model to be a critic. i can have an opinion. i wouldn't even jack to her pics.

[MikeVic]

i can have an opinion. i wouldn't even jack to her pics.

:D

[MikeVic]

dola.

And why doesn't she become the female version of Twista?

[Shkspr]

i can have an opinion. i wouldn't even jack to her pics.

After all, how many Super Bowls has she won for Cleveland?

[Desnudo]

Looks like she got her botox on.

[Desnudo]

After all, how many Super Bowls has she won for Cleveland?

How many Super Bowls has anyone won for Cleveland though?

[Yossarian]

if she didn't want to be judged on her looks she should have

And THAT is why we dont see fantastic actresses who aren't also really good looking.

Jack Nicholson... he's an ugly bastard these days. Still a great actor. I'm glad he still works way past his "sell by date" wrt looks.

There are tonnes of male actors that are great and get work because we recognise that despite their not being 'handsome' or whatever.

Its a shame that the principle doesn't also apply to female actresses on the whole.

Heh.. I'd rather see pretty folk than non pretty folk usually but this obsession with beauty that society has is pretty unhealthy. Especially since so many of these 'beautiful people' seem as thick as shit and / or really fucking annoying (from the limited 'insight' we have into their lives). I'd rather society was 'obsessed' by folk who are good at what they do as opposed to folk who look good.

[rkmsuf]

And THAT is why we dont see fantastic actresses who aren't also really good looking.

Jack Nicholson... he's an ugly bastard these days. Still a great actor. I'm glad he still works way past his "sell by date" wrt looks.

There are tonnes of male actors that are great and get work because we recognise that despite their not being 'handsome' or whatever.

Its a shame that the principle doesn't also apply to female actresses on the whole.

Heh.. I'd rather see pretty folk than non pretty folk usually but this obsession with beauty that society has is pretty unhealthy. Especially since so many of these 'beautiful people' seem as thick as shit and / or really fucking annoying (from the limited 'insight' we have into their lives). I'd rather society was 'obsessed' by folk who are good at what they do as opposed to folk who look good.


Soooo you're more of a radio guy then.

[Desnudo]

And THAT is why we dont see fantastic actresses who aren't also really good looking.

Jack Nicholson... he's an ugly bastard these days. Still a great actor. I'm glad he still works way past his "sell by date" wrt looks.

There are tonnes of male actors that are great and get work because we recognise that despite their not being 'handsome' or whatever.

Its a shame that the principle doesn't also apply to female actresses on the whole.

Heh.. I'd rather see pretty folk than non pretty folk usually but this obsession with beauty that society has is pretty unhealthy. Especially since so many of these 'beautiful people' seem as thick as shit and / or really fucking annoying (from the limited 'insight' we have into their lives). I'd rather society was 'obsessed' by folk who are good at what they do as opposed to folk who look good.

You don't have to be exceptionally good looking, but if you aren't, you have to be one of the best actors around. Cate Blanchett comes to mind as some who isn't all that great looking, but is a great actor.

As for the skinny thing, Julia Roberts has always had a big butt and she's the most popular female actress around.

[rkmsuf]

Kathy Bates and the immortal Kirsty Alley.

[Shkspr]

Kathy Bates and the immortal Kirsty Alley.

Strictly speaking, Kirstie Alley isn't immortal; she merely has enough stored energy to last her 15,000 years.

[rkmsuf]

The over/under on Kirsty Alley's half life has been set at 7,500 years.

[Mustang]

There are tonnes of male actors that are great and get work because we recognise that despite their not being 'handsome' or whatever.


Steve Buscemi...

[DanGarion]

As for the skinny thing, Julia Roberts has always had a big butt and she's the most popular female actress around.

I'd SOOOOOO hit Julia Roberts, she's WAY hot.

[rkmsuf]

she's got like a horse face.

[JeeberD]

I'd hit it...

[rkmsuf]

Why I'm compelled to post this I have no idea.

http://img2.exs.cx/img2/4462/bruce-willis.jpg

[DanGarion]

she's got like a horse face.
Which she?

[rkmsuf]

Which she?

the horse face one...that Roberts chick that I'd bone.

[Desnudo]

I'd SOOOOOO hit Julia Roberts, she's WAY hot.

I didn't say she wasn't. Personally, and I cannot lie, I like big butts.

[rkmsuf]

I didn't say she wasn't. Personally, and I cannot lie, I like big butts.

How about patriotic underwear?

[MikeVic]

You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

[Desnudo]

It depends who the patriot is wearing them. You won't drag me down that road. :p

[Izulde]

Julia Roberts *does* have a horse face... She's not really my type.

Me personally? I'm all about Liv Tyler... and for the brunette girl next door type, I swing for Natalie Portman.

Though blondes and black-haireds are actually my favourites (Kirsten Dunst in Wimbledon, anyone?)

[rkmsuf]

Julia Roberts *does* have a horse face... She's not really my type.

Me personally? I'm all about Liv Tyler... and for the brunette , girl next door type, I swing for Natalie Portman.

Though blondes and black-haireds are actually my favourites (Kirsten Dunst in Wimbledon, anyone?)


so basically anything then.

[JeeberD]

so basically anything then.

No, the dumbass doesn't like redheads... :mad:

[rkmsuf]

No, the dumbass doesn't like redheads... :mad:

I assumed everyone liked redheads.

[gottimd]

Fire in the hole!!! yummy.....

[Izulde]

Well.... actually, no... the brunette, girl next door type was actually an archetype referring back to Julia Roberts... Natalie Portman is the only one of that class that I like.

Sorry for the confusion :)

And it would be correct that redheads are my least favourite. ;)

I wrote an essay once on why I stick pretty much strictly to blondes and black-haireds... It was an interesting paper that I sadly never turned in.

If I can find where I put it, maybe I'll post it on here ;)

[Ksyrup]

Renee Zellweger is proof-positive that ugly people can become stars.

[JeeberD]

Renee was hot in Jerry Maguire...

[rkmsuf]

Renee was hot in Cold Mountain...


There's no accounting for individual tastes.

[Noop]

Renee Zellweger is proof-positive that ugly people can become stars.
Actually I disagree something about her I find very attracting... her lips maybe but she is on my "I would knock the coo-co out the park list."

[Izulde]

Renee is cute, I think... her taste in men sucks hobbit snot, though... I mean Jim fucking Carrey? The most talentless assfarmer on the planet?

[Anthony]

i'd do Renee. but only if she spoke in that Bridget Jones English accent. it's so cute.

if she's gonna be regular Renee...ok, i'd still do her but i'd do it more to tell the buddies about over drinks than for pure enjoyment.

[JeeberD]

Renee is cute, I think... her taste in women sucks hobbit snot, though... I mean Jim fucking Carrey? The most talentless assfarmer on the planet?

Jim Carrey is a woman?

Hobbit snot?

[Izulde]

Shit... was hoping my typ wouldn't get caught...

Or maybe it isn't a typo... I mean... Me, Myself, and Irene... he got awfully happy about that strap-on...

[Ksyrup]

She's got an ugly, ugly face that I can't stand looking at. It only starts with the lips.

[rkmsuf]

She's got an ugly, ugly face that I can't stand looking at. It only starts with the lips.

Gwen Stefani or Renee for all eternity. Which do you choose?

[Noop]

Gwen Stefani or Renee for all eternity. Which do you choose?
Gwen Stefani

[gottimd]

I like boobies, and neither of them have um, so I guess a "warm hole" would do the trick, so either one would suit me fine.

[Anthony]

i'd take Renee over Gwen. only cuz Renee can do that cute British accent to change thigns up a bit.

[gottimd]

Why would you want them to speak?

[Ksyrup]

Gwen Stefani or Renee for all eternity. Which do you choose?
Renee. My issues with Gwen go far beyond looks.

[rkmsuf]

Renee. My issues with Gwen go far beyond looks.

Ah, a man with principles.

[rkmsuf]

Why would you want them to speak?

You had me at "Spank me harder daddy."

[Ksyrup]

Ah, a man with principles.
More like a music snob with principles.

[DanGarion]

i'd do Renee. but only if she spoke in that Bridget Jones English accent. it's so cute.

if she's gonna be regular Renee...ok, i'd still do her but i'd do it more to tell the buddies about over drinks than for pure enjoyment.
Talking about English accents. ELIZABETH HURLEY! Damn hot!

[Noop]

More like a music snob with principles.
You know... Nevermind... I'm From Miami.

[Bomber]

Renee isn't super hot, but she was cute in Jerry McGuire. I bet she's more attractive then whatever nasty chick would do you guys. Lets be honest, this is the internet and is a football based forum. Those two things combined mean that about 90% of you are fat losers. The facts don't lie.

And the bozo who thinks Jim Carrey is talentless, did you miss Eternal Sunshine?

[rkmsuf]

Renee isn't super hot, but she was cute in Jerry McGuire. I bet she's more attractive then whatever nasty chick would do you guys. Lets be honest, this is the internet and is a football based forum. Those two things combined mean that about 90% of you are fat losers. The facts don't lie.

And the bozo who thinks Jim Carrey is talentless, did you miss Eternal Sunshine?

What trout swam up your rectum?

[Bomber]

Gwen Stefani or Renee for all eternity. Which do you choose?

I'm willing to bet $1 million that both are hotter than any chick anyone here has ever had a long-term relationship with.

[cuervo72]

Rene was better when she could still open her eyes.

Gwen Stefani I've never gotten.

[rkmsuf]

I'm willing to bet $1 million that both are hotter than any chick anyone here has ever had a long-term relationship with.


I don't know. There's an SI Swimsuit issue that I've had the pleasure of having quite a long relationship with.

[rkmsuf]

Renee isn't super hot, but she was cute in Jerry McGuire. I bet she's more attractive then whatever nasty chick would do you guys. Lets be honest, this is the internet and is a football based forum. Those two things combined mean that about 90% of you are fat losers. The facts don't lie.



Ever heard of Hatcher Flaschen, bitch?

[Bomber]

I don't know. There's an SI Swimsuit issue that I've had the pleasure of having quite a long relationship with.

I need some pics of you and the issue for proof before I Paypal over the cash.

[Anthony]

I'm willing to bet $1 million that both are hotter than any chick anyone here has ever had a long-term relationship with.

i've had flings with hotter. not many flings, but enough to keep me content. :cool:

[Bomber]

i've had flings with hotter. not many flings, but enough to keep me content. :cool:

Define fling.

[rkmsuf]

I need some pics of you and the issue for proof before I Paypal over the cash.

I can't risk that impacting a future political career but believe me when I say our relationship is deep and emotional.

[Klinglerware]

Funny how quickly the discussion turned away from Joey Lawrence--who, at his peak, hit #19 on the Billboard Top 40 rapping about smelling like the Philadelphia Zoo.

His fall from grace is now complete. Whoa!

[Noop]

I think Bomber is going thru a mid-life crisis maybe....

[rkmsuf]

I think Bomber is going thru a mid-life crisis maybe....

You have to feel for the kid. He's resorted to taking badminton as his only means of meeting girls.

[Bomber]

I think Bomber is going thru a mid-life crisis maybe....

I hope not, I only turned 21 on Monday. 42 just isn't long enough.

[DanGarion]

Funny how quickly the discussion turned away from Joey Lawrence--who, at his peak, hit #19 on the Billboard Top 40 rapping about smelling like the Philadelphia Zoo.

His fall from grace is now complete. Whoa!
Who is this Joey Lawrence you speak of?

[Senator]

This thread is all over the map.

But no one has answered the question, can a child molester be hot?

[Noop]

You have to feel for the kid. He's resorted to taking badminton as his only means of meeting girls.
Haha....



I'm From Miami. :)

:)

noop

[Noop]

I hope not, I only turned 21 on Monday. 42 just isn't long enough.
Well what is ur reason for ur uncalled for attack?

[Ksyrup]

Ever heard of Hatcher Flaschen, bitch?
Now that's funny as hell!

[Bomber]

Well what is ur reason for ur uncalled for attack?

Mostly spelling skillz.

[rkmsuf]

Now that's funny as hell!

I start laughing evertime I look at that post. I may frame it.

[MikeVic]

Gwen Stefani is hot. Jim Carey has talent. And Renee is cute.

[Noop]

Mostly spelling skillz.

I'm From Miami.


:)

noop

[Klinglerware]

Who is this Joey Lawrence you speak of?

We may never know...

[John Galt]

I'm willing to bet $1 million that both are hotter than any chick anyone here has ever had a long-term relationship with.

I don't know. I dated a beauty contestant for a while and she wasn't the hottest girl I've dated. But, unlike Ksyrup, I find Gwen to be pretty hot. So, for me, it's a tough call (especially given that none of the super hot women I've dated were any good in the sack).

[rkmsuf]

I don't know. I dated a beauty contestant for a while and she wasn't the hottest girl I've dated. But, unlike Ksyrup, I find Gwen to be pretty hot. So, for me, it's a tough call (especially given that none of the super hot women I've dated were any good in the sack).

What was her talent?

[John Galt]

What was her talent?

I don't know if they had a talent section in her contests (she was Ms. Teen State and Ms. City), but she was a dancer (sadly, of the non-exotic variety).

[rkmsuf]

tap dancing = not hot.

[John Galt]

tap dancing = not hot.

Definitely not tap-dancing. I remember the first time she hit on me, she said, "I'm a dancer - I can do the splits both ways." It was quite a come-on line (and very effective).

[rkmsuf]

Definitely not tap-dancing. I remember the first time she hit on me, she said, "I'm a dancer - I can do the splits both ways." It was quite a come-on line (and very effective).

What is "both ways"?

[MikeVic]

Definitely not tap-dancing. I remember the first time she hit on me, she said, "I'm a dancer - I can do the splits both ways." It was quite a come-on line (and very effective).

Did you use this to your advantage?

[John Galt]

Did you use this to your advantage?

On numerous occassions (but as I mentioned, the whole thing was rather ho-hum).

[MikeVic]

What is "both ways"?

Horizontally and vertically?

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[sterlingice]

Oy! Jenna needs to go on a Von Diet.
Ok, this made me laugh just because of the use of the english language.

Renee is cute, I think... her taste in men sucks hobbit snot, though... I mean Jim fucking Carrey? The most talentless assfarmer on the planet?
Then again, so did this for the use of the phrase "talentless assfarmer".

SI

[DanGarion]

tap dancing = not hot.
tap that ass dancing = hot

though...

[rkmsuf]

tap that ass dancing = hot

though...

I was never a big fan of Lambata

[Ksyrup]

This thread gets the coveted "5 penises nailed to a fence" award. I see a bright future ahead...

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[MikeVic]

This thread gets the coveted "5 penises nailed to a fence" award. I see a bright future ahead...

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omg... that does look like a penis nailed to a fence........

[Ksyrup]

Not to be confused with a chicken neck nailed to a 2 x 4.

[rkmsuf]

Not to be confused with a chicken neck nailed to a 2 x 4.

Someone smarter than I must be able to come up with a dog eating the penis/fence icon.

[Anthony]

"Dog eating the penis/fence" - isn't that the name of a really avant garde, ultra neo-new wave album from the 90's?

[JeeberD]

Who is this Joey Lawrence you speak of?

WHOA!

http://www.starmale.com/preview/lawrence05.jpg

[Anthony]

why is he pointing at me for?

[JeeberD]

You're too sexy for his shirt?

[panerd]

On numerous occassions (but as I mentioned, the whole thing was rather ho-hum).

Wait a second here, I thought you were the gay lawyer? :confused:

[Anthony]

Wait a second here, I thought you were the gay lawyer? :confused:

who said anything about the beauty queen he was with being a female? :)

[Abe Sargent]

Joey Lawrence Wants you!

-Anxiety

[judicial clerk]

Bomber's posts remind me of when at a pro wrestling match, some unexpected wrestler comes running into the ring form out of nowhere and starts bashing people in the head with a folding chair and clears the place.

[John Galt]

Wait a second here, I thought you were the gay lawyer? :confused:

I prefer not to be bound by any one category. :)

And HA, my posts said it was a female beauty queen.

[Anthony]

I prefer not to be bound by any one category. :)

And HA, my posts said it was a female beauty queen.

well, a femal beauty queen impersonator maybe.

[SunDancer]

Flipping through the DUB mag at the store tonight waiting to leave, they had a feature on Joey and his car collection. Had a nice Ferrari and some other nice rides, so I doubt he's hurting for money.