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cartman
11-02-2004, 04:11 PM
Dead October?
The great crash of 'ought 4'?
Silence of the Trout?

What are your thoughts or ideas?

JeeberD
11-02-2004, 04:12 PM
Like I suggested about three weeks ago...

The Great FOFC Drought of Oh-Four

I would also allow Ought-Four as well...

JAG
11-02-2004, 04:14 PM
The Dark Age

vex
11-02-2004, 04:15 PM
As the time FOFC moved, again.

Peregrine
11-02-2004, 04:15 PM
How about noFC?

Fonzie
11-02-2004, 04:17 PM
November Surprise?

gottimd
11-02-2004, 04:18 PM
Getting bent over by GameSpy

Fonzie
11-02-2004, 04:20 PM
The Second Age of Wandering

Sun Tzu
11-02-2004, 04:21 PM
That month that we were forced to actualy do something at work.

Cringer
11-02-2004, 04:21 PM
The time the patriotic briefs that hold us together came undone at the seams......

WSUCougar
11-02-2004, 04:22 PM
SkyDog and the Board of Tomorrow

John Galt
11-02-2004, 04:22 PM
How about noFC?

I second this one - it is simple and sad.

kingfc22
11-02-2004, 04:24 PM
Getting bent over by GameSpy
That gets my vote.

GrantDawg
11-02-2004, 04:25 PM
As the time FOFC moved, again.
Got my vote.

Fonzie
11-02-2004, 04:26 PM
Silence of the Trout?

Piggybacking off of this one: The Day The Trout Stood Still.

Buzzbee
11-02-2004, 04:26 PM
I'm waiting for another WSUCougar poem. I figger "We Weren't FOFC" would be an apt title.

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:46 PM
FOFC will not accept a banning.

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:46 PM
or, The Great Penalty Box of '04

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:46 PM
or, I Dropped The Soap at Ben E Lou's

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:46 PM
I got nothing.

WSUCougar
11-02-2004, 04:49 PM
I'm waiting for another WSUCougar poem. I figger "We Weren't FOFC" would be an apt title.
You means something like this?

Screen of Silence
(sung to the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)

Hello GameSpy, my old friend. I’ve hit the refresh key again.
Because FOFC isn’t loading…left me with no place for posting.
And the puzzle that was planted in my brain still remains within the screen of silence.

On restless boards I walked alone, narrow sites of rehashed porn
‘neath the halo of a desk lamp, I missed the tales of kleenex now damp
when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a time-out error
that was always there, and touched the screen of silence.

And in the naked light I saw ten thousand Jeeber-posts, maybe more
Members talking without posting, members hearing without reading.
Members dynasties that readers never shared, no one dared disturb the screen of silence.

"Fools," said Franklin, "you do not know, GameSpy like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you, in the butt is how they reach you."
But his words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the threads of silence.

So the members bowed and prayed to the GameSpy god they made
and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming.
And the sign said "The words of the posters are written on the board threads
and dynasties and whispered in the screen of silence."

Kodos
11-02-2004, 04:51 PM
Piggybacking off of this one: The Day The Trout Stood Still.

The Great Trout-Out of '04.

John Galt
11-02-2004, 04:51 PM
You means something like this?

Screen of Silence
(sung to the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)

Hello GameSpy, my old friend. I’ve hit the refresh key again.
Because FOFC isn’t loading…left me with no place for posting.
And the puzzle that was planted in my brain still remains within the screen of silence.

On restless boards I walked alone, narrow sites of rehashed porn
‘neath the halo of a desk lamp, I missed the tales of kleenex now damp
when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a time-out error
that was always there, and touched the screen of silence.

And in the naked light I saw ten thousand Jeeber-posts, maybe more
Members talking without posting, members hearing without reading.
Members dynasties that readers never shared, no one dared disturb the screen of silence.

"Fools," said Franklin, "you do not know, GameSpy like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you, in the butt is how they reach you."
But his words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the threads of silence.

So the members bowed and prayed to the GameSpy god they made
and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming.
And the sign said "The words of the posters are written on the board threads
and dynasties and whispered in the screen of silence."

23 minutes. Impressive.

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:51 PM
You means something like this?

Screen of Silence
(sung to the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)

Hello GameSpy, my old friend. I’ve hit the refresh key again.
Because FOFC isn’t loading…left me with no place for posting.
And the puzzle that was planted in my brain still remains within the screen of silence.

On restless boards I walked alone, narrow sites of rehashed porn
‘neath the halo of a desk lamp, I missed the tales of kleenex now damp
when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a time-out error
that was always there, and touched the screen of silence.

And in the naked light I saw ten thousand Jeeber-posts, maybe more
Members talking without posting, members hearing without reading.
Members dynasties that readers never shared, no one dared disturb the screen of silence.

"Fools," said Franklin, "you do not know, GameSpy like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you, in the butt is how they reach you."
But his words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the threads of silence.

So the members bowed and prayed to the GameSpy god they made
and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming.
And the sign said "The words of the posters are written on the board threads
and dynasties and whispered in the screen of silence."


Brought a tear to my eye.

You have earned a permanant spot in The Pantheon of FOFC for cranking this out mere moments after the return of the board. Bravo!

Buzzbee
11-02-2004, 04:52 PM
I KNEW WSUCougar wouldn't disappoint! You are an amazing poet Coug. :thumbsup:

Ben E Lou
11-02-2004, 04:53 PM
You means something like this?

Screen of Silence
(sung to the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)

Hello GameSpy, my old friend. I’ve hit the refresh key again.
Because FOFC isn’t loading…left me with no place for posting.
And the puzzle that was planted in my brain still remains within the screen of silence.

On restless boards I walked alone, narrow sites of rehashed porn
‘neath the halo of a desk lamp, I missed the tales of kleenex now damp
when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a time-out error
that was always there, and touched the screen of silence.

And in the naked light I saw ten thousand Jeeber-posts, maybe more
Members talking without posting, members hearing without reading.
Members dynasties that readers never shared, no one dared disturb the screen of silence.

"Fools," said Franklin, "you do not know, GameSpy like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you, in the butt is how they reach you."
But his words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the threads of silence.

So the members bowed and prayed to the GameSpy god they made
and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming.
And the sign said "The words of the posters are written on the board threads
and dynasties and whispered in the screen of silence." You ARE the wind beneath my wings.

Ksyrup
11-02-2004, 04:54 PM
Good stuff. He's had this waiting to post since October 22, though. Don't let him fool you.

WSUCougar
11-02-2004, 04:55 PM
Thanks. I just wish my wife were so laudatory about my quickness. ;)

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:55 PM
You ARE the wind beneath my wings.


Now all you have to do is record it. I guarantee it will outsell your last album. ;)

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:57 PM
Thanks. I just wish my wife were so laudatory about my quickness. ;)

***must... not... make.... Ladies... Man... comment...***

Buzzbee
11-02-2004, 04:57 PM
***must... not... make.... Ladies... Man... comment...***
Why stop now?

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 04:59 PM
Why stop now?

I've given it up since my last little sabbatical.

Buzzbee
11-02-2004, 05:00 PM
I've given it up since my last little sabbasstickle.

Fixed.

Kodos
11-02-2004, 05:01 PM
Nice work, WSU. :D

Ben E Lou
11-02-2004, 05:31 PM
Now all you have to do is record it. I guarantee it will outsell your last album. ;)Already recorded it on my IPAQ, but the computer it interfaces with is at the office. Look for an upload tomorrow. ;)

Flasch186
11-02-2004, 05:57 PM
Oh glory, not only will we have a presidential election but the great FGOFC comes back......what a great night.

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 06:04 PM
Already recorded it on my IPAQ, but the computer it interfaces with is at the office. Look for an upload tomorrow. ;)

I love this place.

Ben E Lou
11-02-2004, 06:11 PM
I love this place.Well, I figured out how to interface it after all. Not good quality, but just for fun...

http://www.benelou.com/fofc/sounds.wav

GrantDawg
11-02-2004, 06:14 PM
Well, I figured out how to interface it after all. Not good quality, but just for fun...

http://www.benelou.com/fofc/sounds.wav

Awesome.

Franklinnoble
11-02-2004, 06:15 PM
Well, I figured out how to interface it after all. Not good quality, but just for fun...

http://www.benelou.com/fofc/sounds.wav

http://summitfreepress.com/agnostic%20picures/Doug%2070s%20lighter.jpg

Schmidty
11-02-2004, 07:49 PM
I'm just amazed by how much you guys rely on this messageboard. I love it here, but DAMN!!!!!

sterlingice
11-03-2004, 12:05 AM
We need a poll for this.

SI

JeeberD
11-03-2004, 12:27 AM
Well, I figured out how to interface it after all. Not good quality, but just for fun...

http://www.benelou.com/fofc/sounds.wav

Bee-youtiful!!!

Get that in the Reference Thread, ASAP!!!!