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Fritz
11-04-2004, 10:39 AM
I had an idea to solve two of the United States' problems this morning while eating breakfast at the nudiebar (this is where I do some of my best thinking ).

Problem #1: Illegal immigrants. People come across our borders every day and receive the same "freedoms" that legitimate citizens have. While I don't want to single out a certain country *cough* SWEEDEN *cough*, I don't care to see many hairy French Canadians jumping the border to the U.S. Additionally, if an illegal alien mother gives birth to my kids while in the United States, those kids are entitled to a big portion of my paycheck.

Problem #2: Not enough high quality non-picky tail. Fritz is "dating" people who he "dated" several years ago Hes tapped into the Navy women and now even trolls the battered womens shelters.

Solution to both problems: Grant citizenship to illegal immigrants if they doink Fritz. This is ala "Green Card Seka" (a vivid production), and I propose to throw in a little glory holing as well. If the preponderance of illegal immigrants only speak Sweedish, then we need to make them pillow talk like the Sweedish Chef. In order to make it work, I would propose that we grant immunity for the alien, but ship the biological children they would have back to the homeland.

What do you guys think?

Suicane75
11-04-2004, 10:41 AM
I would never buy a Vivid production. Now if it was a Max Hardcore produced film and you peed on the foreigners, I'd be all for that.

fantastic flying froggies
11-04-2004, 10:42 AM
I think someone 's been fritzed!... :D

digamma
11-04-2004, 10:49 AM
Learn to spell SWEDEN, asshat!!!

Fritz
11-04-2004, 10:53 AM
I used the less common swenglish spelling. bork bork bork

Raiders Army
11-04-2004, 12:02 PM
I think someone 's been fritzed!... :D
I feel honored. ;)

Noop
11-04-2004, 12:14 PM
Haha. I thought you were being for real....

Ksyrup
11-04-2004, 12:49 PM
Learn to spell SWEDEN, asshat!!!
I thought that was for effect. I pronounced it Sweeeeeden! in my head.

digamma
11-04-2004, 01:03 PM
I thought that was for effect. I pronounced it Sweeeeeden! in my head.
Yeah, I was just jokin'.