Remember the Subservient Chicken? [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

JeeberD

11-10-2004, 12:13 AM

Here' a much more fun, adult version. Probably not safe for work...

hxxp://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Here are some fun commands to try...

kiss
strip
beer.com
shirt
phone
hummer
kick
pillow
cartwheel
beer
handstand
orgasm
Lap Dance
Sing
Jump
Fight or Jedi or Star Wars or light saber
Kiss me

sovereignstar

11-10-2004, 12:16 AM

I played around with her last night. Good stuff though not really on dial-up.

I'd toss in 'bend over'. :)

sovereignstar

11-10-2004, 12:17 AM

Oh! And 'cowgirl'!

JeeberD

11-10-2004, 12:20 AM

"Change the channel"!!! :D

And "tickle" is also rather nice... :)

MrBug708

11-10-2004, 01:00 AM

i typed in 'flex' and she made me feel weak :(

Neuqua

11-10-2004, 01:07 AM

"show me your butt" is nice.

:)

fantastic flying froggies

11-10-2004, 07:14 AM

EDIT :never mind, 's working now...

hukarez

11-10-2004, 09:38 AM

...blast! I'm getting a "Service Unavailable" message. :mad:

hoosierdude

11-10-2004, 10:07 AM

french kiss was a surprise.

sovereignstar

11-10-2004, 10:29 AM

french kiss was a surprise.
Oh dear.

Franklinnoble

11-10-2004, 10:41 AM

I don't think it's working.

DanGarion

11-10-2004, 11:11 AM

I don't think it's working.
Oh yes... it's working.

DanGarion

11-10-2004, 11:14 AM

"show me your butt" is nice.

:)
show me your boobs is better... ;)

fantastic flying froggies

11-10-2004, 02:11 PM

has anybody else tried 'tongue'?

Suicane75

11-10-2004, 02:13 PM

I hate this thing, all she ever does is point her finger at me.........is vagina a verb?

MrBug708

11-10-2004, 02:15 PM

I typed "Trout in Rectum" but she denied the whole thing....

Desnudo

11-10-2004, 02:17 PM

Probably not safe for work? I think you can safely say that.

DanGarion

11-10-2004, 02:42 PM

Probably not safe for work? I think you can safely say that.
I'm checking it out at work.

Comey

11-10-2004, 02:43 PM

Kiss a girl worked.

sovereignstar

11-10-2004, 02:46 PM

I'm checking it out at work.
Well, you're from the OC, dude. Sex with the office cleaning lady probably isn't even frowned upon.

BTW, how's Marissa and that curly-haired Jewish kid?

Noop

11-10-2004, 03:11 PM

I seen no breast or lips... all I got was a lil girl on girl which is always nice but I like to have them naked.

DanGarion

11-10-2004, 03:54 PM

Well, you're from the OC, dude. Sex with the office cleaning lady probably isn't even frowned upon.

BTW, how's Marissa and that curly-haired Jewish kid?
Fortunately I don't watch The O.C. so I don't know who they are! :)

BigJohn&TheLions

11-10-2004, 04:47 PM

Banana - you will be a happy man...

sovereignstar

11-10-2004, 05:06 PM

Banana - you will be a happy man...
She must not like bananas at all because she's not eating it. I don't understand. They're good for you - high in potassium.
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif

DanGarion

11-10-2004, 05:16 PM

lollipop!

sovereignstar

11-10-2004, 05:22 PM

lollipop!

Detox asks: Which of the two holes????

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

JeeberD

11-10-2004, 05:23 PM

Banana - you will be a happy man...

Banana has always frozen the screen for me...

Sun Tzu

11-10-2004, 05:33 PM

I'm gunna go soak in the tub now.

duckman

11-10-2004, 07:41 PM

*sigh*

If only all women were so eager to please.....

JeeberD

08-11-2005, 03:14 PM

Holy Crap...double your pleasure! :eek:

hxxp://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/