Just got braids...

[Fritz]

and a weave.

nothing like a fat middle aged white guy with corn rows.

I need to call al up and go bowling

[bbor]

I have them too.....on my ass

[duckman]

I have them too.....on my ass
I bet that was an interesting conversation you had with your hairdresser.

"Make sure you don't leave a single hair loose because I want my ass looking good."

"I expect a BIG tip."

[bbor]

Big ass

Big tip

:D