What in the f...?

[Neon_Chaos]

better not to reply, dude. or call the cops. :)

[Eaglesfan27]

As entertaining as this story might become, I recommend telling her you are seeing someone. She sounds psycho.

[Balldog]

Ok, I know you guys love my stories about hoes and bitches.

Today was the weirdest day ever.

So I get a text message on my phone from a number I do not have in my contacts.

It says "I noticed u today if u r single and unattached please reply"

I am like what in the fuck? Who is that, then I got to thinking and the number is very similar to the girl that sparked the "Today is turning point" thread. I had deleted her number, so I thought it was her.

To be an ass I replied, "Who is this?"

She replies "U dont actually know me but i see u every once in a while so i asked around and found out who u were we have never really spoken"

Then I went out with some other chick.

I get back and she sends another message "I work back in the pharmacy at *****. do you have any idea who i am?"

Ok, this is borderline phsyco.

Do I just not respond? Or reply that I am seeing someone, which I am I suppose. I know there was some super hot chick that works in the pharmacy but there were some not so hot ones to and this girl must have wacko written on her forehead.

I need a beer. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[DeToxRox]

tell shorty no means no.

[Ragone]

The story lover in me says to meet her and tell us all about it.. at the very least get a picture ;)

however, and this will probably be the advice of everyone here.. i'd say don't persue this in any way

[AnalBumCover]

First move this to the Dynasty forum. Next reply and report back.

[duckman]

We want pictures! Lots and Lots of pictures!

[Chubby]

I am not going to pursue this, I do feel a little weird going back to the pharmacy ever again.
if you have a picture phone, take pics of all the chicks working there!

[duckman]

I am not going to pursue this, I do feel a little weird going back to the pharmacy ever again.
Sorry, but we have to deduct 25 cool points.

[Noop]

My friend ask these three questions...
Does she believe in sucking on the first date?
Does she perfer cumshot to her face or will she just swallow?
Last one is whatever you want I usually like to ask does she yahoo.

[cthomer5000]

do it, i'm bored.

[Balldog]

I am not going to pursue this, I do feel a little weird going back to the pharmacy ever again.

[duckman]

Balldog, do you find it odd that this girl somehow has gotten your cell number?

[Balldog]

Sorry, but we have to deduct 25 cool points.

Twenty-five point I am willing to give. :p

[Balldog]

Balldog, do you find it odd that this girl somehow has gotten your cell number?

Not really because it is the only number I have. I find it odd that she had the "balls" to send me a message.

[SackAttack]

Insert Ladies' Man comment here...

I thought you learned your lesson about doing that....

[Franklinnoble]

Insert Ladies' Man comment here...

[sovereignstar]

You must be as good-looking as I am. Well almost as good-looking.

[korme]

balldog is so money and he doesn't even know it

[sachmo71]

Any girl would be lucky to have you, Balldog.

[Raiders Army]

Ask if she has a hot friend who wouldn't mind a little menage a trois.

[Ragone]

I'm not sure how that would work senator

Commandofriend:Excuse me, are you the psycho chick that has been text messaging my boy balldog?

Chick #1:Uh, what?

Commandofriend:Uh nevermind, can i have my zovirex please.

[Senator]

Send in a friend of yours that she doesn't know to scope out the situation. This is so War101.

[rkmsuf]

I'm not sure how that would work senator

Commandofriend:Excuse me, are you the psycho chick that has been text messaging my boy balldog?

Chick #1:Uh, what?

Commandofriend:Uh nevermind, can i have my zovirex please.



Just have Balldog stand over by the gift wrap, sticking his ass out, sending out the vibe and have his friend go over to build him up a little.

[KeyserSoze]

In sexual matters, I take the phrase of the SAS

"Who dares, wins" :D

[sachmo71]

Just have Balldog stand over by the gift wrap, sticking his ass out, sending out the vibe and have his friend go over to build him up a little.


That might get him a date in prison, but it will never work for a psychogirl®. To attract on of those, you need a stew pot, some water, a heat source, and a small rabbit.

[Balldog]

Thank god for 90-day mail in refills :)

[Marc Vaughan]

Ok, I know you guys love my stories about hoes and bitches.

Today was the weirdest day ever.

So I get a text message on my phone from a number I do not have in my contacts.

It says "I noticed u today if u r single and unattached please reply"

I am like what in the fuck? Who is that, then I got to thinking and the number is very similar to the girl that sparked the "Today is turning point" thread. I had deleted her number, so I thought it was her.

To be an ass I replied, "Who is this?"

She replies "U dont actually know me but i see u every once in a while so i asked around and found out who u were we have never really spoken"

Then I went out with some other chick.

I get back and she sends another message "I work back in the pharmacy at *****. do you have any idea who i am?"

Ok, this is borderline phsyco.

Do I just not respond? Or reply that I am seeing someone, which I am I suppose. I know there was some super hot chick that works in the pharmacy but there were some not so hot ones to and this girl must have wacko written on her forehead.

I need a beer. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Check your mobile bill - bets from me are that its a scam and you're getting charged premium rate for your texts back and forth ......

[rkmsuf]

Check your mobile bill - bets from me are that its a scam and you're getting charged premium rate for your texts back and forth ......

Are you saying he may not be as attractive as he thinks he is?

[Senator]

I'm not sure how that would work senator

Commandofriend:Excuse me, are you the psycho chick that has been text messaging my boy balldog?

Chick #1:Uh, what?

Commandofriend:Uh nevermind, can i have my zovirex please.

No, have him go in and just SEE what she looks like. We all know that what she looks like is way more important than if she is a psycho. For a few days anyway.

[Ragone]

from what he was saying though senator.. there are apparently a few different women that work in the pharmacy.. narrowing that down would either take some serious mind reading skills.. or luck :)