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Subby
01-05-2005, 07:34 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/half_ton_man

Man Who Shed 450 Pounds to Head Home Soon

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050105/capt.sdsio20101051918.half_ton_man_sdsio201.jpg" align="left" hspace="10" vspace="5">SIOUX FALLS, S.D. - His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds.

Patrick Deuel, 42, is scheduled to go home to Valentine, Neb., on Jan. 22. He is still receiving treatment at a Sioux Falls hospital for a staph infection he got in November.

Deuel said he isn't worried about returning to a former lifestyle of overeating. He will have health aides at home and a doctor will check on him regularly.

"I've learned a lot while I've been here," he told reporters Tuesday. "I'll just keep doing what I've been doing, and I think things will be fine."

Deuel weighed 1,072 pounds when he checked into Avera McKennan Hospital in June. At the time, he was dying of heart failure. His doctor recommended gastric-bypass surgery but Deuel wasn't healthy enough to undergo the procedure.

The hospital staff structured an exercise program and a 1,200-calorie-a-day diet. The 420 pounds Deuel lost by late October helped control his heart problems and other health issues, including diabetes, and the stomach surgery was performed Oct. 26.

Deuel, who relies on Medicare to pay his hospital bills, can't stay at the hospital indefinitely.

He now weighs about 610 pounds and hopes eventually to slim down to 240 pounds.

A tube that provides extra protein actually has slowed his weight loss. He has lost just 41 pounds since the gastric-bypass surgery.

"He's making progress," rehabilitation doctor Steven Guse said. "He's walking household distances and getting more independent. But he's still got a big challenge ahead of him."

Deuel tried many diets during his youth and early adult life, but the pounds were slow to melt off. He'd get discouraged, take comfort in old routines and return to overeating.

By the mid-1990s, he stopped leaving his house and ended up housebound for seven years. For several months last year, he couldn't leave his bed and depended on his wife, Edith, to clean and care for him.

Franklinnoble
01-05-2005, 07:39 PM
That's some freaky shit right there.

Fritz
01-05-2005, 08:04 PM
ah subby, if only you could have introduced him to zone perfect and four kids

Senator
01-05-2005, 08:47 PM
Wow, he was in Sioux Falls the same time I was there for a playoff game. Missed a great chance to sign him to an NAIA scholarship.

Fonzie
01-05-2005, 09:18 PM
That's some nice cleavage he's got. I'll bet he doesn't even need to use a WonderBro.

Lucky bastard.

LoneStarGirl
01-05-2005, 10:05 PM
That's some nice cleavage he's got. I'll bet he doesn't even need to use a WonderBro.

Lucky bastard.


What the hell is a WonderBro?

Desnudo
01-05-2005, 10:07 PM
I'm glad our taxes helped subsidize the results of his Big Mac habit.

Fonzie
01-05-2005, 10:45 PM
What the hell is a WonderBro?

Wonderbra + The Bro (sometimes known as the "Mansierre") = WonderBro

LoneStarGirl
01-05-2005, 10:47 PM
Yeah, I still dont know. But that picture makes me nauseated every time i click this thread.

Comey
01-05-2005, 10:51 PM
Wonderbra + The Bro (sometimes known as the "Mansierre") = WonderBro
You DO realize you've settled the argument, right? Bro vs. Mansierre...the "wonderbro" settles it. You can't put the Mansierre into some flashy name for cleavage-bearing male undergarments.

Giddyup.

Fonzie
01-05-2005, 11:25 PM
You DO realize you've settled the argument, right? Bro vs. Mansierre...the "wonderbro" settles it. You can't put the Mansierre into some flashy name for cleavage-bearing male undergarments.

Giddyup.

My good deed for the day.

stevew
01-05-2005, 11:43 PM
I'm glad our taxes helped subsidize the results of his Big Mac habit.


Hopefully he smokes cigarettes too.

JeeberD
01-06-2005, 12:30 AM
Yeah, I still dont know. But that picture makes me nauseated every time i click this thread.

Some has been deficient on their Seinfeld viewing...

CHEMICAL SOLDIER
01-06-2005, 12:34 AM
First my hard earned tax money goes to disaster relief now this!!!!!

Neon_Chaos
01-06-2005, 12:59 AM
how lucky for him that he's got a wife who was willing to go through all that.

stevew
01-06-2005, 01:24 AM
how lucky for him that he's got a wife who was willing to go through all that.

Well.....otherwise she wouldnt be able to find it.

Franklinnoble
01-06-2005, 01:44 AM
Well.....otherwise she wouldnt be able to find it.

Just wrong.

Funny.

But wrong.

:D

BigJohn&TheLions
01-06-2005, 02:32 AM
You DO realize you've settled the argument, right? Bro vs. Mansierre...the "wonderbro" settles it. You can't put the Mansierre into some flashy name for cleavage-bearing male undergarments.

Giddyup.

I always thought "Mansierre" was for the Fifth Avenue big man, while "Bro" wa more for the trailer park lard-ass...

The debate shall live!

Loren
01-06-2005, 02:56 AM
Yeah, I still dont know. But that picture makes me nauseated every time i click this thread.
I'll lend ya the seinfeld dvds... ;)