STOP inviting your wives to the board!

[sachmo71]

I feel icky!

[CamEdwards]

go shower with your spouse. you'll feel spankin clean in no time.

[terpkristin]

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

~tk

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I wasn't invited. I invaded.

[SackAttack]

Planet of the...I'm gonna stop right there.

[sachmo71]

I wasn't invited. I invaded.


Gotta respect that. *shurg*

[psychedelicate-girl]

Don't blame me, I usually only read around here.
Hey sachmo, double check your outfit before you leave the house tomorrow!

[JeeberD]

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

~tk

Quit lying, we know all about you and AE... :p

[Suicane75]

I wasn't invited. I invaded.

That is Teh Hawt.

[finkenst]

Quit lying, we know all about you and AE... :p
Punkin might get a bit ticked off at this.

[LoneStarGirl]

Edit : Newbie mistake. Move on

[LoneStarGirl]

Oh we women need to be invited to the board? Since when? And I am not married to anybody on the board, just sleeping with one. I found a loophole.

[Pumpy Tudors]

My wife isn't going to be on the board. I don't think she's interested enough.

[GoldenEagle]

My wife isn't going to be on the board. I don't think she's interested enough.
She is a Memphis fan. She is welcome here anytime.

[LoneStarGirl]

She is a Memphis fan. She is welcome here anytime.


Too bad Memphis got spanked in basketball tonight by Texas :( :p

[Coffee Warlord]

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

Just you wait 'till I get you in view of The TV (tm). :)

[Pumpy Tudors]

She is a Memphis fan. She is welcome here anytime.
Ooh, you remember. Yes, she's a Memphis native and a graduate of the University of Memphis. She's turned me into a Tiger fan. :)

[JeeberD]

Too bad Memphis got spanked in basketball tonight by Texas :( :p

Spanked? I thought it was a close game...

You know who got spanked tonight, though. Rice. Stinkin' Owls (supposedly the second best team in the WAC) got blitzed by my beloved Miners by nearly thirty points, 96-67.

Beautiful. :)

[LoneStarGirl]

Rice is only good for one thing. Baseball. And after last season's lost to Southern I dont even know if they are good for that anymore

[JeeberD]

I wish UTEP had a baseball team.

Hell, there isn't even minor league ball in El Paso anymore... :(

[LoneStarGirl]

I am suprised there is a decent college in El Paso. And I might be a little too nice saying decent. ;)

[JeeberD]

You really are asking for a beating... :mad:

[LoneStarGirl]

Oooh I like it rough.

And I like any school, team, association or whatever that has to do with the great state of Texas

[JeeberD]

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...

[Axxon]

Rice is only good for one thing. Baseball.

I don't know. It makes a hell of a side dish.

[Fritz]

just when I found a new reason to sit around naked in my pleather chair with soft catfood

[Subby]

just when I found a new reason to sit around naked in my pleather chair with soft catfood
And the velour fez I gave you for Kwanazaa?

[Noop]

Je ne vais pas l'irreverence n'importe qui mais certains de vous avez besoin de relacher vos pensees sexuelles d'autre ou.

[robbgmaier]

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

~tk
as long as you don't rule it out entirely :)

[Fritz]

And the velour fez I gave you for Kwanazaa?

THAT FEZ FUCKING ROCKS!

[Fritz]

wait, it was velour?

[Raiders Army]

?

[Subby]

wait, it was velour?
Yes, because velvet makes you break out, remember?

[Fritz]

I don't think that was the velvet mask, I think it was the mustard seed rub underneath it.

Still, the Fez has a nice tassle. If only I had a matching vest.....

[Subby]

If only I had a matching vest..... I guess someone forgot that Lee-Jackson-King Day was coming up...

Not that I need a special occasion.

[sachmo71]

Don't blame me, I usually only read around here.
Hey sachmo, double check your outfit before you leave the house tomorrow!

We're all good today! At leat I think so. It's a t-shirt, so either way is fine. :(

[FrogMan]

We're all good today! At leat I think so. It's a t-shirt, so either way is fine. :(
Unless it's one of those with a big picture in the back and a company logo in the front (where the breast pocket would be). My boss put his backward once. It was the t-shirt they had given to every employees of the plant, commemorating the 75th anniversary of the company. When you see him coming at you and the big bus is in the front, you know somthing's not right :D

FM

[sachmo71]

Unless it's one of those with a big picture in the back and a company logo in the front (where the breast pocket would be). My boss put his backward once. It was the t-shirt they had given to every employees of the plant, commemorating the 75th anniversary of the company. When you see him coming at you and the big bus is in the front, you know somthing's not right :D

FM


Awesome! Nope, black mock turtleneck. It does have a Stars logo on the breast...so that means it's on straight! WHOOT!

[FrogMan]

Awesome! Nope, black mock turtleneck. It does have a Stars logo on the breast...so that means it's on straight! WHOOT!
cool, gotta have little signs just subtle enough to remind you it's right, and if it's not, the little stars in the back, so you're still all right ;)

FM

[Pumpy Tudors]

Awesome! Nope, black mock turtleneck. It does have a Stars logo on the breast...so that means it's on straight! WHOOT!
I never thought I'd see "Stars" and "straight" in the same sentence. Go Devils!

:D

[sachmo71]

I never thought I'd see "Stars" and "straight" in the same sentence. Go Devils!

:D

Pumpy. Please, man. Just please.

[Pumpy Tudors]

OH YES I WENT THERE

[terpkristin]

I find it interesting that all the Hattrickers are choosing this thread to come in and check out (and see that I do in fact sometimes post in general :D)
:D
:p

And JeeberD, yeah, somehow I don't think AE's Punkin would like what you were insinuating. ;)

~tk

[Cap Ologist]

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...
You're my new hero!

[LoneStarGirl]

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...


Texas Tech still has Texas in the name, so its acceptable. I have a lot of girlfriends that go to TT and love it. Did you know that they couldn't have sorority houses there because in the great town of Lubbock if 4 or more women live in the same house that dont share the same last name, its considered a brothel? What a silly little town it is indeed

[sachmo71]

NO GIRLZ!

[LoneStarGirl]

What, do you think we have cooties sachmo?

[miked]

Texas Tech still has Texas in the name, so its acceptable. I have a lot of girlfriends that go to TT and love it. Did you know that they couldn't have sorority houses there because in the great town of Lubbock if 4 or more women live in the same house that dont share the same last name, its considered a brothel? What a silly little town it is indeed

When I went to Rutgers, they were in the process of fixing that law...

When I was a freshman, any more than 4 or 5 girls living in a house was considered a brothel...not just Texas!

[sachmo71]

What, do you think we have cooties sachmo?


Mebbe. Do ya?

[LoneStarGirl]

Well I am pretty sure its just that one city in Texas, but I could be wrong

[JeeberD]

You're my new hero!

You know, you're OK for an Aggie... :)



Did you know that they couldn't have sorority houses there because in the great town of Lubbock if 4 or more women live in the same house that dont share the same last name, its considered a brothel? What a silly little town it is indeed

Hah, anybody who chooses to go to that bastard school deserves all the crap that they get...

[sterlingice]

wait, it was velour?
When someone talks about velour, I can only think of one thing:

http://www.fox.co.uk/futurama/images/profile.brannigan.gif

SI

[Fritz]

I guess someone forgot that Lee-Jackson-King Day was coming up...

Not that I need a special occasion.

you KNOW how much I look forward to Kate Jackson day. Not sure how the comic book guy or boxing promoter got equal billing though.

I already have something for you and its not Michelle Wei's hyman in a snowglobe (sorry).

[MacroGuru]

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...
You know, maybe we should encourage Bronco and Price to schedule some games down the road...I misse the UTEP stompins....

[JeeberD]

Ah, storming the Sun Bowl field in '97 was one of the best times of my life... :)

You know, I think we should get Sadler and whoever y'all have as coach now to restart the rivalry. There were some epic Miners-Cougars hoops games back in the eighties and early nineties (I still hate Kevin Nixon, btw)...

[MacroGuru]

Ah, storming the Sun Bowl field in '97 was one of the best times of my life... :)

You know, I think we should get Sadler and whoever y'all have as coach now to restart the rivalry. There were some epic Miners-Cougars hoops games back in the eighties and early nineties (I still hate Kevin Nixon, btw)...
Steve Cleveland is the current cougar coach for Basketball, Bronco is for football. And right now, the Y is horrible in both sports.

But I would be more than happy to see the rivalry renew (BTW...I think the loss to UTEP in 97 was the beginning of the Cougar downfall)

[JeeberD]

Wasn't Cleveland the coach who led them to the one win season a few years ago? I thought he got canned after that?

[MacroGuru]

Wasn't Cleveland the coach who led them to the one win season a few years ago? I thought he got canned after that?
Naw that was Reid if I remember correctly.

Cleveland just led them to one of their better years last year...