Attention Single Men

[Dr. Sak]

Jennifer Aniston is back on the market. Line forms behind me :D

hxxp://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1015778,00.html

[Loren]

Jennifer Aniston is back on the market. Line forms behind me :D

fine, but the line for brad starts behind ME. :p

[CraigSca]

Pfft...whatever. I'll take my wife any day.

[aran]

Celebrities aren't real people. you should know that!

They're obviously BETTER than real people. That's why they demand such an unhealthy amount of voyeuristic and completely distasteful attention. Thinking that a celebrity would ever date a semi-normal person like you is, at best, wishfull thinking. They would never profane themselves by spending even a second of their time with a mere commoner.

[Dr. Sak]

Pfft...whatever. I'll take my wife any day.

Then obviously you arent single :p

[Loren]

Celebrities aren't real people. you should know that!

They're obviously BETTER than real people. That's why they demand such an unhealthy amount of voyeuristic and completely distasteful attention. Thinking that a celebrity would ever date a semi-normal person like you is, at best, wishfull thinking. They would never profane themselves by spending even a second of their time with a mere commoner.

omg stopp taking things soo seriouslyyy :rolleyes:

[Dr. Sak]

omg stopp taking things soo seriouslyyy :rolleyes:


Thank you!

[aran]

i'm being satirical and sarcastic. :p

YOU should stop taking things too seriously :D

[CraigSca]

I like the Nike logo on College Football's most distinctive uniforms.

[Flasch186]

seriously?

seriously.

seriously!

hmmm, just aint the same without facial expressions or inflection....

[finkenst]

Then obviously you arent single :p
hello, mr. obvious.

[Desnudo]

I wonder who Brad was porking.

[Loren]

seriously?

seriously.

seriously!

hmmm, just aint the same without facial expressions or inflection....

three times i read THAT and three times i read INFECTION :( omg its retarded Friday....
and Aran, Make MEEEEE :mad: I'll take you down MISTER DOWNNNN!!!!

[MizzouRah]

I just left my wife. I hope Jennifer answers the door.


Todd

[Loren]

I just left my wife. I hope Jennifer answers the door.
Todd
ohh man Im pretty damn nice and even I'D punch you in the gutt damn hard for that post :D I take it this wife isnt one of us recently posting right??

[MizzouRah]

ohh man Im pretty damn nice and even I'D punch you in the gutt damn hard for that post :D I take it this wife isnt one of us recently posting right??

I'm not THAT dumb that I would let her post here. :D She knows I would leave her for Jennifer... well, at least Alyssa Milano.


Todd

[Bubba Wheels]

Just an observation from a married man, but for being the hottest 'hunk' in Hollywood, Brad Pitt sure doesn't seem to 'date up.'

[vtbub]

My marriage was nice while it lasted unless.....

"Honey, meet my new attendant Jennifer."

[kcchief19]

Let's see ... Brad is from Springfield, Mo., ... and I'm from Springfield, Mo.

Brad was a journalism major at the University of Missouri ... I was a journalism major at the University of Missouri.

Brad once went on a blind date with Sheryl Crow in college ... I once attended a Sheryl Crow concert in college.

Brad Pitt played Rusty in Ocean's 11 ... I want to be Rusty in Ocean's 11 when I grow up.

Lof of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

[QuikSand]

Lot of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

I think we have a leader in the clubhouse...

[Eaglesfan27]

I'm not THAT dumb that I would let her post here. :D She knows I would leave her for Jennifer... well, at least Alyssa Milano.


Todd

MMMMmmmmmm.. Alyssa Milano.

[Schmidty]

I wonder who Brad was porking.

Shorty's mom.

Shhhhhh...........

[MizzouRah]

MMMMmmmmmm.. Alyssa Milano.

You aint kidding!


Todd

[Flasch186]

I wonder who Brad was porking.

I wonder who was porking Jen

[Dr. Sak]

hello, mr. obvious.

That's Captain Obvious to you

[Maple Leafs]

Let's see ... Brad is from Springfield, Mo., ... and I'm from Springfield, Mo.

Brad was a journalism major at the University of Missouri ... I was a journalism major at the University of Missouri.

Brad once went on a blind date with Sheryl Crow in college ... I once attended a Sheryl Crow concert in college.

Brad Pitt played Rusty in Ocean's 11 ... I want to be Rusty in Ocean's 11 when I grow up.
Brad Pitt has never won jack squat in the RWBL...

[Anthony]

**ATTENTION - THE FOLLOWING POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO FEMALE MEMBERS**

i want to put it in Jennifer Aniston's skinny little body and spin her around like she was an underdeveloped rotisserie chicken.

and i want to jam it in Angelina Jolie's big lipped mouth, if a tooth happens to come loose in the process so be it, there will be casualties in war.

[JeeberD]

Lof of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

You mean that you got a little of what the guy she just left had. I don't think she's interested... ;)

[rkmsuf]

As Noop would say

I think they should both go punch their dicks.

[SunDancer]

Just an observation from a married man, but for being the hottest 'hunk' in Hollywood, Brad Pitt sure doesn't seem to 'date up.'

What do you mean? He was married to Jen, and was previously engaged to earlier Gwyeth (who I think may be the most hyprociral celeb along with Madonna), but she's pretty hot I think.

[Noop]

As Noop would say

I think they should both go punch their dicks.
Haha....