I still got it

[Anthony]

i was hanging with the fellas tonite. some chick approachd me and wanted to get friendly (friednly with a capitla F). i was like "i'm married". she said "your name is Mary?!?". i didn't know what else to say to her. she was a decent loking chick with huge watermelons that i kept rubbing into with my beer hand as we spoke. blonde and had huge lungs. her looks were not pretty enough to approach her sober, but pretty enough to not regret it in the morning. my boyeeez - all single guys - were like "how does he get a girl to come up to HIM?!?".

i wanted to squeeze those spongebobs till she cried. she's so lucky. i was just gonna get a grip on those ballons and pop 'em.

pop pop goes the weasel. pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop.

[SirFozzie]

We all know you still have it HA..

After all, it takes 18 weeks of treatments to get rid of things like that.

[Loren]

i was hanging with the fellas tonite. some chick approachd me and wanted to get friendly (friednly with a capitla F). i was like "i'm married". she said "your name is Mary?!?".
it's clear that thats the way it goes once you're married...THEEEENN everyone wants you :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Buzzbee]

Yeah, but would you piss in her ass? :p

[Draft Dodger]

it's clear that thats the way it goes once you're married...THEEEENN everyone wants you :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

sadly, this is actually true.
although when exactly HA morphed into HM, I don't really know.

[sabotai]

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

[MizzouRah]

i wanted to squeeze those spongebobs till she cried. she's so lucky. i was just gonna get a grip on those ballons and pop 'em.


QOTM material! :)


Todd

[Balldog]

imy boyeeez - all single guys - were like "how does he get a girl to come up to HIM?!?".


Same stuff happens to me all the time, sometimes I think it pisses my friends off. Especially since I don't get all pimped out when we go out, I just wear like a hat and a hoodie while they are all dressed up. I think that pisses them off more actually.

[flere-imsaho]

I've definitely gotten more attractive to women since I got married. I think it's one of those cruel ironies of life. :)

[samifan24]

I've definitely gotten more attractive to women since I got married. I think it's one of those cruel ironies of life. :)

I saw you posted here and half-expected to see an elaborate stick-figure diagram. No such luck this time, I guess. Very well, one must keep their talent in short supply so as to increase demand, I suppose. :)

[Draft Dodger]

I saw you posted here and half-expected to see an elaborate stick-figure diagram. No such luck this time, I guess. Very well, one must keep their talent in short supply so as to increase demand, I suppose. :)

I saw flere on another board, and wanted to make reference to that diagram, but I decided no one else would get it.

[Anthony]

Same stuff happens to me all the time, sometimes I think it pisses my friends off. Especially since I don't get all pimped out when we go out, I just wear like a hat and a hoodie while they are all dressed up. I think that pisses them off more actually.

last nite was weird. lots of drinking going around. thank God i'm disciplined and blurted out i was married right away. i'm the life of the party among my friends (go figure) and with me being semi-plastered i'm glad i didn't take this opportunity to do something "silly". rather i did what all married (and faithful) guys should do and i tried to pass her off to my bachelor friend but he didn't want any of it.

but getting back to your post i didn't dress in my pimp clothes - i didn't even want to go out cuz my leisure funds were low so i dressed very normal. i wasn't even putting out the vibe or staring at any chicks. some times when i'm in the mood i'll look semi-decent when i go out boozing. i don't even go out that much anymore cuz it's fun to check out chicks but not fun to not be able to do anything about it and watch my friends act like predators while i watch from the sidelines.

[Maple Leafs]

So an ugly girl approached you, called you a girl, and you didn't get any.

Good story.

[Anthony]

she wasn't ugly. just not the prettiest girl in the place. had tits that would feed a third world country though.

[miked]

Until you replied sober, I thought you were heading for the drunk tank again.

[SackAttack]

It's a good thing you were concentrating on her watermelons, and not her Slim Jim, or this thread would have turned out entirely different.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

It's a good thing you were concentrating on her watermelons, and not her Slim Jim, or this thread would have turned out entirely different.

You beat me to it!!!

Really, when you're down in the East Village and a 6-2 blonde with huge cans wants you, you have to question it...

[MJ4H]

had tits that would feed a third world country though.

hey man?

pix plz k tx

[flere-imsaho]

I saw you posted here and half-expected to see an elaborate stick-figure diagram.

The Super Bowl's coming up, so I have to save my energy for the big game. :)

[flere-imsaho]

I saw flere on another board, and wanted to make reference to that diagram, but I decided no one else would get it.

Which board? Are you stalking me? :eek:

:D

[Draft Dodger]

Which board? Are you stalking me? :eek:


it'll have to remain ars little secret.

[Balldog]

Ok, so I have to share this because it is pretty funny I think.

Last Friday I ended up bringing this good looking chick home, I was talking to her and her sister most of the night, they almost look like twins. We came home and had our fun. Last night I went to the bar and she came up to me and started talking to me again, she wanted to go to some party so I take her. We get there and she is all up on my shit, then I realize it was the other sister. Brought her home and did our thing. Now I need to get them both at the same time. :)

[sovereignstar]

Ok, so I have to share this because it is pretty funny I think.

Last Friday I ended up bringing this good looking chick home, I was talking to her and her sister most of the night, they almost look like twins. We came home and had our fun. Last night I went to the bar and she came up to me and started talking to me again, she wanted to go to some party so I take her. We get there and she is all up on my shit, then I realize it was the other sister. Brought her home and did our thing. Now I need to get them both at the same time. :)

They sound like classy women.

[MizzouRah]

Ok, so I have to share this because it is pretty funny I think.

Last Friday I ended up bringing this good looking chick home, I was talking to her and her sister most of the night, they almost look like twins. We came home and had our fun. Last night I went to the bar and she came up to me and started talking to me again, she wanted to go to some party so I take her. We get there and she is all up on my shit, then I realize it was the other sister. Brought her home and did our thing. Now I need to get them both at the same time. :)

I was just going to say the next logical step is both of them at the same time.


Todd

[stevew]

This thread is useless without pics.

[Suicane75]

I weigh 96 pounds. I fuck 6 chicks...who...me? You like it. I fuck 6 chicks...who..me?
I can lift 600 pounds, yeah baby.

[rkmsuf]

so she had 10 or 20 captain and cokes and came over to you.

cool.

[Subby]

And over at CafeteriaWorkersWithAWeightProblem.com, some lady is posting how she is NEVER EVER going to drink that much again...

[HomerJSimpson]

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.


Doh!