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03-28-2005, 10:06 AM
I’m With Stupid #104 – No Fucking Holds Barred
Original Contest Link (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=37231)
An entertaining contest, right up Stupid’s alley – no fucking research necessary. So, let’s get the fucking show on the road, eh motherfuckers?
#1 – What curse word do you use the most often?
30 fuck
19 shit
2 damn
ass
hell
First of all, only a fucking idiot uses a phrase like “curse word” for this sort of thing.
Second of all, if you didn’t say fuck or shit here, you‘re fucked, and you fucking deserve it. You don’t tell the fucking truth in this game, you assswipe, you answer what other fuckers are going to say. And they are stupid. Eliminator, but with two arguable answers at least. (Stay fucking tuned)
#2 – Name a two-word phrase (not a single compound word), which includes one curse word and one regular word.
20 mother fucker
15 fuck you
4 holy shit
3 fuck off
2 dumb fuck
2 god damn
ass hat
Sometime, I just fucking hate Stupid. Motherfucker is one word, you fucktard! One fucking word! That’s exactly why I fucking put the fucking qualifier in the fucking question, you fucking waste of carbon! Motherfucker!
The correct answer was fuck you, but good guys finish last, it seems. Or second. As for the rest of you dumbasses, you’re just fucked. And rightfully so.
#3 – Name someone who is famously funny, in large part, for the use of curse words.
21 George Carlin
9 Eddie Murphy
7 Chris Rock
6 Richard Pryor
3 Andrew Dice Clay
2 Robin Williams
Denis Leary
Sam Kinison
Redd Foxx
Jim Carrey
Lewis Black
I have nothing to add – good spread here, and Stupid got it right for once.
#4 – Name someone who got in trouble for using curse word(s) in an improper setting.
8 Bono
7 Dick Cheney
5 Howard Stern
4 George W Bush
4 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
2 Bob Knight
2 me
2 Andrew Dice Clay
2 Paul Silas
2 Shaquille O’Neal
Bill Clinton
Gary Kroger
Tiger Woods
Ralphie
Kellen Winslow Jr.
John McEnroe
Johnny Rotten
George Carlin
Lenny Bruce
John Kerry
Jim Mora
Chris Rock
Vince Neil
Theresa Heinz Kerry
Interesting spread – you were fucking beautiful as long as you came up with a respectable answer with a reasonable and somewhat-fucking-recent theory. If you went with Gary Kroger, you get the I’m-smarter-than-you points, and you’re fucked in terms of winning the contest. Way to go, dick.
#5 – Give a famous movie quote (near-misses and paraphrases will count, don’t worry) that includes at least one curse word.
16 “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”
12 “Yipee Kiyay, motherfucker”
2 “You got knocked the fuck out”
…followed by a totally pointless and impossibly long list of fucking ridiculous answers that nobody else could have possibly matched
Beautiful fucking question, if I do say so myself. Either you got it, or you didn’t. The two good answers were neck and neck as I was counting… but Rhett won out in the end. Fucking classics wins out over something we fucking saw last Tuesday. Maybe there’s some fucking hope for this contest after all.
I'm mildly surprised that the Risky Business quote got only one vote -- I thought that might be the only other possible entry in this race.
If you gave me some 60-word movie quote from some bullshit flick you saw in high school, you just had your head up your ass and I’m not going to pass on your brain fart for you. If you want to represent yourself as a useless assclown, do it in your own fucking dime.
#6 – What curse word, other than the female vulgarity “c-word,” are you least willing to use, even in a setting when others might?
22 fuck
5 nigger
3 pussy
3 bitch
3 cocksucker
3 goddamn
2 twat
2 whore
2 cock
2 godammit
dick
clit
asshat
poof
So, after you litter your fucking entry with language that would make a fucking sailor blush, then half of you decide to pull a PC stunt here, and worry about words that might be offensive to certain people? Fuck them, and fuck you. When in doubt, the best thing to say is fuck. Winner, winner, fucking chicken dinner.
Oh, if you submitted goddamn or goddammit and think you got fucked here… shove it up your ass. Read the rules. I’m god, and you’re fucked. You wouldn’t have won anyway.
With that fucking ordeal behind us, let’s see who made it to the lists of honor:
First of all – the GOSH DARNIT list:
Vince 680,400
Celeval 680,400
temley06 574,560
Johnny93g 453,600
spleen1015 369,600
oliegirl 319,200
gottimd 252,000
rightf 240,768
hhiipp 221,760
critch 181,440
moriarty 172,800
Desnudo 150,480
wheels 140,448
Barkeep49 140,448
Alf 138,600
ntndeacon 133,760
Dutch 117,600
BrianD 95,040
gstelmack 69,120
Coffee Warlord 66,000
timmae 64,800
mhass 64,800
TazFTW 47,880
TRO 40,128
Touchstone 20,520
kurtism 20,160
MIJB #19 19,800
Samifan24 13,440
Pyser 12,600
kingfc22 12,000
Maple Leafs 11,088
Raven Hawk 8,360
Z2+ 7,560
RPI-Fan 6,930
Raiders Army 4,320
soapy 4,050
RFUS 3,420
Kevin 1,368
tanglewood 1,064
paperstreetsoap 360
duckman 360
Now, onto the people who fucking put something into it. Here’s the BULLSHIT list:
General Mike 5,617,920
VPI97 5,617,920
JeeberD 4,838,400
primelord 3,160,080
albionmoonlight 3,024,000
wade moore 1,940,400
Archer219 1,764,000
digamma 1,360,800
Huckleberry 1,203,840
Kwhit 1,036,800
Our runner up gets a special place on the FUCKING HOWARD STERN YOU LESBIAN SPANKING SHITHEAD list:
EagleFan 16,632,000
And to our new king, he stands alone on the GREATEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE list:
SplitPersonality1 19,662,720
Congratulations, Split Pea – you’re a fucking winner. And your friend, too.
Original Contest Link (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=37231)
An entertaining contest, right up Stupid’s alley – no fucking research necessary. So, let’s get the fucking show on the road, eh motherfuckers?
#1 – What curse word do you use the most often?
30 fuck
19 shit
2 damn
ass
hell
First of all, only a fucking idiot uses a phrase like “curse word” for this sort of thing.
Second of all, if you didn’t say fuck or shit here, you‘re fucked, and you fucking deserve it. You don’t tell the fucking truth in this game, you assswipe, you answer what other fuckers are going to say. And they are stupid. Eliminator, but with two arguable answers at least. (Stay fucking tuned)
#2 – Name a two-word phrase (not a single compound word), which includes one curse word and one regular word.
20 mother fucker
15 fuck you
4 holy shit
3 fuck off
2 dumb fuck
2 god damn
ass hat
Sometime, I just fucking hate Stupid. Motherfucker is one word, you fucktard! One fucking word! That’s exactly why I fucking put the fucking qualifier in the fucking question, you fucking waste of carbon! Motherfucker!
The correct answer was fuck you, but good guys finish last, it seems. Or second. As for the rest of you dumbasses, you’re just fucked. And rightfully so.
#3 – Name someone who is famously funny, in large part, for the use of curse words.
21 George Carlin
9 Eddie Murphy
7 Chris Rock
6 Richard Pryor
3 Andrew Dice Clay
2 Robin Williams
Denis Leary
Sam Kinison
Redd Foxx
Jim Carrey
Lewis Black
I have nothing to add – good spread here, and Stupid got it right for once.
#4 – Name someone who got in trouble for using curse word(s) in an improper setting.
8 Bono
7 Dick Cheney
5 Howard Stern
4 George W Bush
4 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
2 Bob Knight
2 me
2 Andrew Dice Clay
2 Paul Silas
2 Shaquille O’Neal
Bill Clinton
Gary Kroger
Tiger Woods
Ralphie
Kellen Winslow Jr.
John McEnroe
Johnny Rotten
George Carlin
Lenny Bruce
John Kerry
Jim Mora
Chris Rock
Vince Neil
Theresa Heinz Kerry
Interesting spread – you were fucking beautiful as long as you came up with a respectable answer with a reasonable and somewhat-fucking-recent theory. If you went with Gary Kroger, you get the I’m-smarter-than-you points, and you’re fucked in terms of winning the contest. Way to go, dick.
#5 – Give a famous movie quote (near-misses and paraphrases will count, don’t worry) that includes at least one curse word.
16 “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”
12 “Yipee Kiyay, motherfucker”
2 “You got knocked the fuck out”
…followed by a totally pointless and impossibly long list of fucking ridiculous answers that nobody else could have possibly matched
Beautiful fucking question, if I do say so myself. Either you got it, or you didn’t. The two good answers were neck and neck as I was counting… but Rhett won out in the end. Fucking classics wins out over something we fucking saw last Tuesday. Maybe there’s some fucking hope for this contest after all.
I'm mildly surprised that the Risky Business quote got only one vote -- I thought that might be the only other possible entry in this race.
If you gave me some 60-word movie quote from some bullshit flick you saw in high school, you just had your head up your ass and I’m not going to pass on your brain fart for you. If you want to represent yourself as a useless assclown, do it in your own fucking dime.
#6 – What curse word, other than the female vulgarity “c-word,” are you least willing to use, even in a setting when others might?
22 fuck
5 nigger
3 pussy
3 bitch
3 cocksucker
3 goddamn
2 twat
2 whore
2 cock
2 godammit
dick
clit
asshat
poof
So, after you litter your fucking entry with language that would make a fucking sailor blush, then half of you decide to pull a PC stunt here, and worry about words that might be offensive to certain people? Fuck them, and fuck you. When in doubt, the best thing to say is fuck. Winner, winner, fucking chicken dinner.
Oh, if you submitted goddamn or goddammit and think you got fucked here… shove it up your ass. Read the rules. I’m god, and you’re fucked. You wouldn’t have won anyway.
With that fucking ordeal behind us, let’s see who made it to the lists of honor:
First of all – the GOSH DARNIT list:
Vince 680,400
Celeval 680,400
temley06 574,560
Johnny93g 453,600
spleen1015 369,600
oliegirl 319,200
gottimd 252,000
rightf 240,768
hhiipp 221,760
critch 181,440
moriarty 172,800
Desnudo 150,480
wheels 140,448
Barkeep49 140,448
Alf 138,600
ntndeacon 133,760
Dutch 117,600
BrianD 95,040
gstelmack 69,120
Coffee Warlord 66,000
timmae 64,800
mhass 64,800
TazFTW 47,880
TRO 40,128
Touchstone 20,520
kurtism 20,160
MIJB #19 19,800
Samifan24 13,440
Pyser 12,600
kingfc22 12,000
Maple Leafs 11,088
Raven Hawk 8,360
Z2+ 7,560
RPI-Fan 6,930
Raiders Army 4,320
soapy 4,050
RFUS 3,420
Kevin 1,368
tanglewood 1,064
paperstreetsoap 360
duckman 360
Now, onto the people who fucking put something into it. Here’s the BULLSHIT list:
General Mike 5,617,920
VPI97 5,617,920
JeeberD 4,838,400
primelord 3,160,080
albionmoonlight 3,024,000
wade moore 1,940,400
Archer219 1,764,000
digamma 1,360,800
Huckleberry 1,203,840
Kwhit 1,036,800
Our runner up gets a special place on the FUCKING HOWARD STERN YOU LESBIAN SPANKING SHITHEAD list:
EagleFan 16,632,000
And to our new king, he stands alone on the GREATEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE list:
SplitPersonality1 19,662,720
Congratulations, Split Pea – you’re a fucking winner. And your friend, too.