I'm a weiner!

[JeeberD]

I mean a winner!!!1!111!!1!


U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
21 MAY 2005.

BONUS WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#979) of the UK
NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Wenesday
11th of May, 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 with Serial number 5368/78 drew the lucky numbers:
01-06-11-17-29-43 (bonus no.08), which subsequently won you the lottery in the
2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim
a total sum of £53,888(Fifty Three Thousand,Eight Hundred And Eighty Eight
pounds sterling) in cash credited
to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £969,984
shared amongst the (7) lucky winners in this
category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn randomly
from a pool of over 100,000 names of e-mail addresses drawn from Europe,
America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, and North
& South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted
annually to encourage prospective overseas entries.
We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our
subsequent lottery jackpots.
In view of this, your £53,888(Fifty Three Thousand,Eight Hundred And Eighty
Eight pounds sterling)will be released to you by any of our payment offices in
Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,
you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you
n whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. To file for your claim,
please contact our fiduciary agent:
Mr Thomas Moore: fiduciaryagent [email protected]
You can go to our online result site to confirm the value of your winnings and
also get a prize breakdown:-
hxxp://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do
hxxp://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do

Congratulations from me and members of staff of
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Graham Miller (Sir)
Online coordinator for THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Tel: +44 70 3194 2820

[JeeberD]

Twice in one day, man...I'm on one crazy hot streak!


Winners Jumbo Lottery Promo
9 Chaucer House
Churchill gardens
London, SW1V 3DW
United Kingdom.

16th Floor SABC Radio Park Building Henley Road
Auckland Park, ZA-2006 Johannesburg.
Ref: win/oct102/05
Batch:05/10/wa34

WINNING NOTIFICATION
We happily announce to you the draw of the Winners
Lottery Promo International programs held on the
1st of January 2005 in Kumasi, Ghana

Your email address attached to ticket number
:1456 with serial number :5555/04 drew the
lucky number 3-1-174, which subsequently
won you the lottery in the first category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of US$2,000,000.00 (Two million United States Dollars) in cash credited to
file wlp/23456/05.

This is from a total cash prize of US$ 60,000,000 Million
Dollars,shared amongst the first thirty (30) lucky
winners in this category.

In view of this,your US$ 2,000,000.00 (Two million,
United States Dollars ) would be released to you by our redemption centers in
Africa and Europe.Our agents will immediately commence
the process to facilitate the release of your funds
as soon as you contact her.

All participants were selected randomly from World
wide Website through computer ballot system
extracted from over 1,000,000 companies and
individuals.This promotion takes place annually.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your
winning information confidential till your claims is
processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is
part of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by
some unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.

To file your claims, please contact our agent:


Mrs Jennifer Arden
Universal Trust Inc.
Email: [email protected]
Tel:+44-703-194-8978
Fax:+44-707-502-0586



Note that all winning must be claimed not later than
10days of receiving this notification. After this date
all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake.

To avoid unnecessary delay and complications, Please
quote your reference/batch numbers in any
correspondences with us or our designated agent.
Congratulations once more from all members and
staffs of this program!!!


Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional program.


Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.

Sincerely,

Mrs Sarah Freeman,
Public Relations Officer
Winners Jumbo Lottery Promo
=========================================
Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners
will result to disqualification.


This E-mail message (including attachments, if any) is
intended for the use of the individual or entity to
which it is addressed and may contain Information that
is privileged, proprietary, confidential and exempted
from disclosure.


If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified
that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this
communication is strictly prohibited.

[rkmsuf]

To file your claims, please contact our agent:


Mrs Jennifer Arden

pics please tx.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Jeebs are you that hard up for posts that you're now posting your spam?

If so please post the pr0n spam. Thx.

[Lathum]

sweet. If you wanna give me your bank account number I'll handle all of this for you.

[Desnudo]

Jeebs are you that hard up for posts that you're now posting your spam?

If so please post the pr0n spam. Thx.

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-Angela


meet the women looking for a bit on the side

-Sex in Secret


***** Dirty Farm Whores***** backbend fancifully

-Jgironel

[ice4277]

***** Dirty Farm Whores***** backbend fancifully

Hot shit. Its tough to find girls who can backbend, much less fancifully. Sign me up!

[Ksyrup]

Wait...are they dirty because they're whores, or because they're on the farm?

[Maple Leafs]

So here's my question: if you're going to run an internet scam, and presumably pay the fees involved for list purchase, hosting, distribution, etc... can you not shell out $100 for a copy editor to go over the damn thing before you send it?

I mean, there are out-of-work writers on every street corner who would whip that thing into shape for a hot meal.

(I guess it's the same principle that keeps these European text sim makers from having a North American look at their copy before they release in North America.)

[Desnudo]

Wait...are they dirty because they're whores, or because they're on the farm?

Based on the word placement, I assumed it to mean a dirty farm with whores on it. Possibly ex-gymnasts or ballerinas.

[Ksyrup]

Maybe. But if they're "farm whores," then they would be dirty.

[Desnudo]

Surely they wash up before supper.

[dawgfan]

Wow, either I've been doing a good job of keeping my e-mail addies fairly private, or the spam blockers on my accounts are getting really good (or maybe both) - I can't remember the last time I got spam in either my hotmail (which I use for any kind of signups and is thus my most vulnerable address) or my gmail accounts.

[Joe]

strangest spam I've gotten yet...


"I've been using your product for 4 months now. I've increased my length from 2" to nearly 6" . Your product has saved my sex life." -Matt, FL

"My girlfriend loves the results, but she doesn't know what I do. She thinks it's natural" -Thomas, CA

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Behind her throne stood the twenty-eight officers of her army and many officials of the royal household
At her right sat the queerly assorted Jury--animals, animated dummies and people--all gravely prepared to listen to what was said Presently the current and the bird met, and with one last scream the creature tumbled downwards to join its fellow upon the waves, where they lay like two floating islands Their presence had left a rank, sickening stench in the surrounding atmosphere, so Rob made haste to resume his journey and was soon moving rapidly eastward

[sterlingice]

Can someone explain this spam title: "We can sheep you cheep errection mads borden"

SI

[ice4277]

Clearly you do not realize that your name is actually Mads Borden.

[JeeberD]

Just for your, Farrah... :)

From : Julie <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, May 13, 2005 4:05 PM

hey, my webcam is back on. Come see me :)
I'll getNaked if you say please

hxxp://www.------------.com/ju13/

From : Bad_Girl_Julie <[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, May 14, 2005 4:51 AM

check out my private cam page

hxxp://www.--------.com/ju13/

doesn't cost anything but its well worth a look

From : Marlene Prescott <[email protected]>
Reply-To : "Marlene Prescott" <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:39 AM
To : <jeeberd AT hotmail.com>
Subject : Shaved 18yo Teen Amateur Lesbian Girls

Skinny teen getting fucked from behind in bed
Teen playing with red panty
asian girl sucking and fucking
Teen guy and mom
Cute Asian Teen Hitomi Shows Sexy Body

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Blonde teen beauty gets hard analized
an bargirl blows and fucks for a few bucks
drunk college chicks kissing and licking


Wow, I think that Julie girl must really like me!!!

[ice4277]

I'm very curious to know what happened to Julie in that twelve-hour span from Friday evening to Saturday morning to turn her into "Bad Girl Julie".

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Wow, I think that Julie girl must really like me!!! I think you should go for it Jeeber. You never know...she could turn out to be a really hot....fat 42 year old perverted guy living in his mother's basement.http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[sterlingice]

I'm going to make this my unofficial dumping ground for new and interesing spam ;) Here's one I got today:

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SI

[JeeberD]

Julie still wants me to come check her out! What ever shall I do!?!?

From : HottieJulie <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, May 17, 2005 1:55 PM
To : <[email protected]>
Subject : Hey

come see my private webcam and watch me get nekkid


]hxxp://www.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com/ju13/

But it looks like she has some competition. Carmen came on quite strong in her e-mail...

From : Andre <[email protected]>
Reply-To : "Andre Daniels" <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, May 18, 2005 10:23 AM
To : <[email protected]>
Subject : Carmen's Perversion


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Adorable Hairy Busty Asian Teen Fucking Vibrator
Soldiers share perfect body of bitch
Tight blonde chick gets her sweet ass pounded
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Indoor pissing on sandi p

hxxp://www.xxxxxxxxxx.com?jwwqnwlmkofvkf

Pigtail katie morgan is jammed and gets slime
Gorgeous blonde gets ass stretched

Mmmmm...I love it when girls get slime.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Is Andre Daniels your pr0n name? :p

[timmynausea]

You know the worst thing about porn spam? A guy makes one little request for dripping wet teen pussy and he is swamped with spam for the rest of his life.

[JeeberD]

Is Andre Daniels your pr0n name? :p

You've figured me out! :o

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

You've figured me out! :o
I think I've seen a few of your movies. You're such a stud muffin Jeebs.:D

[Desnudo]

Looks like Percy is losing patience with me.

From: "Percy Pierre"
To:
Subject: Re: [9]
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 08:46:08 -0100


THIS WILL BE OUR CONCLUDING ENDEAVOR
We have aimed to speak to you on quite a few opportunities and we await your response now!

Your current home loan meets the requirements for you for up to a 3.80% lower rate.

However, since our previous attempts to speak to you were unsuccessful,
this will be our final effort to enable you to receive the lower rate.

Please complete this final step upon receiving this notice immediately,and complete your submission now.

[rkmsuf]

THIS WILL BE OUR CONCLUDING ENDEAVOR

Who talks like this? He must be for real.

[Desnudo]

I figured so. I went out and got a home loan just so I could get their deal. I'd recommend you do the same.

[JeeberD]

You're such a stud muffin Jeebs.:D

I can't disagree with you there, Farrah... :D