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korme
05-14-2005, 12:58 PM
Take me to bed or lose me forever

sovereignstar
05-14-2005, 01:01 PM
Show me the way home, honey.

NoMyths
05-14-2005, 01:01 PM
Take me to bed or lose me foreverYou're not a Top Gun yet, Maverick.

Love,
Goose

JeeberD
05-14-2005, 01:01 PM
Great balls of fire!

Senator
05-14-2005, 01:15 PM
Jester's Dead.

Buccaneer
05-14-2005, 01:28 PM
You can be my wingman anytime.

Cuckoo
05-14-2005, 01:30 PM
That's a negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full.

WSUCougar
05-14-2005, 01:38 PM
Talk about a target-rich environment.

And it's not just "Hey Goose." It's: "Goose, ya big STUDDDDDDDD!"

korme
05-14-2005, 01:55 PM
Talk about a target-rich environment.

And it's not just "Hey Goose." It's: "Goose, ya big STUDDDDDDDD!"
i was.. ehh.. paraphrasing http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

panerd
05-14-2005, 02:22 PM
Luis, if you don't want the bed by the window I'll take it.

You got it.

Thanks!

SegRat
05-14-2005, 02:25 PM
The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room

korme
05-14-2005, 08:20 PM
No, boys. There's two "O"s in Goose.

The Afoci
05-15-2005, 09:06 AM
Somewhere in this movie I developed a love for mens volleyball and ass sex.

Buccaneer
05-15-2005, 09:45 AM
Maverick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000381/): You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000381/): Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.



Cougar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0007082/): Got dammit mustang! This is Ghost Rider 117, this bogey is all over me. He's got missile lock on me. Do I have permission to fire?
Stinger (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0866055/): Do not fire until fired upon...




Viper (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000643/): Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0875613/): Holy shit, it's Viper!
Goose (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000381/): Viper's up here, great... oh shit...
Maverick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000381/): Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.

korme
05-29-2005, 04:01 PM
That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.


Was on HBO today, got my Top Gun fix.

gottimd
05-29-2005, 05:11 PM
Slider....

(sniff)

You stink!

Bearcat729
05-29-2005, 07:39 PM
Quentin Tarantino's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me'
Originally written by Roger Avary

What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

[Duane: Oh, come on.]

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

RendeR
05-29-2005, 09:01 PM
I feel dirty now......

kingfc22
05-30-2005, 12:40 AM
I feel the need....the need for speed!!!!