I’m such a pussy….a conversation with my girlfriend

[Sharpieman]

Talking to my girlfriend on the phone earlier today.

GF: Where were you last night? I called you like ten times!!! (In an angry voice)

Me: Out with my friends.
What I would like to say: Why does it matter?

GF: Well what were you doing with them that was so important that you couldn’t pick up your cell phone?

Me: Getting drunk.
What I would like to say: Fucking another girl (just kidding of course)

GF: Oh, getting drunk!? Why do you need to drink in the first place?

Me: I dunno
What I would like to say: Because you’re my girlfriend.

GF: Sometimes you can be such as dick. I had a really hard day and I needed to blah blah blah etc etc….

Me: I’m sorry, you’re right. I won’t do it again.
What I would like to say: Sorry, gotta go get drunk again.

GF: I don’t want to talk to you anymore (hangs up)

Me: ….. (hangs up)
What I would like to say: Thank God. Can't wait for the make up sex though!

[Blackadar]

yes, you are a pussy

[wade moore]

yes, you are a pussy

Finally, something I can agree with blackie on!

[Noop]

If your a pussy then a couple of dicks are waiting.

[Blackadar]

DPDA ALL THE WAY, BABY!

[Balldog]

Why do women always have to cry about having bad days?

I mean as a guy, if I have a bad day I never felt the need to bitch about it to my woman.

She couldn't have called a friend, her mom, sister, etc???

[Noop]

Why do women always have to cry about having bad days?

I mean as a guy, if I have a bad day I never felt the need to bitch about it to my woman.

She couldn't have called a friend, her mom, sister, etc???
Bro I have seen you make some posts on this board. If you cry to her then guess what you will be lonely and having a bad day. With that said anymore text message stories?

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=30575

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=28883

[Balldog]

Bro I have seen you make some posts on this board. If you cry to her then guess what you will be lonely and having a bad day. With that said anymore text message stories?

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=30575

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=28883

Those are posted with generally with good humor intended.

[Noop]

Those are posted with generally with good humor intended.
So are mine ;) I was just poking a lil fun at ya. No harm intended....

[Balldog]

So are mine ;) I was just poking a lil fun at ya. No harm intended....

I just reread the turning point thread, funny stuff. :)

[Ksyrup]

Why do women always have to cry about having bad days?

I mean as a guy, if I have a bad day I never felt the need to bitch about it to my woman.

She couldn't have called a friend, her mom, sister, etc???
Don't ask why, just accept that it will always happen.

And guess what? She thought she was calling a friend, not just her fuck-buddy.

You guys have a long way to go before you come as close (1 million light years) to understanding women as some of us do. You should at least pick up the basics so that you can fake it well.

[Blackadar]

MAYDAY MAYDAY!!!

EJECT! EJECT!

[Balldog]

You guys have a long way to go before you come as close (1 million light years) to understanding women as some of us do. You should at least pick up the basics so that you can fake it well.

If it was that important she should have left a message, when I am out with the guys and a girl calls I don't answer. If she leaves a message then check it, if its then determined important then call back.

[Blackadar]

http://www.ejectorseats.co.uk/phantom%20eject.jpg

[Blackadar]

http://polaroids.theskeltons.org/img/eject.jpg

[Blackadar]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

[Balldog]

lol

[Ksyrup]

If it was that important she should have left a message, when I am out with the guys and a girl calls I don't answer. If she leaves a message then check it, if its then determined important then call back.
There's the problem - you wouldn't have considered what she was calling about to be important, but she obviously did, which is why she called 10 times! What was she going to say, "I had a bad day and really need to talk?" You would have called back? Or, would you have played the message for your friends and laughed?

It definitely depends on how serious the relationship is, but even going back to my pre-marriage days with my wife, had she called several times, I would have called back once just to tell her I'd call the next day. Then again, I don't consciously ignore phone calls, regardless of whether they're from a friend, my wife, or a family member, when I can otherwise take the call. Just seems kinda rude.

[Ksyrup]

Maybe we need to start at thread called, "How long to ignore?" :p

[Blackadar]

.......................................................

Did you say something?

[oykib]

Finally, something I can agree with blackie on!

Thirded!

Just tell her, "Look... You can do the clingy girlfriend thing if you want to. But, then, I'll have to do the jealous boyfriend thing. So we'll have a perfectly pathetic co-dependent thing going."

If she doesn't get it after that, then start looking for a new GF on the sly.

[Ksyrup]

Did you say something?
Not to you.

[Blackadar]

...................


Huh?

;)

[oykib]

There's the problem - you wouldn't have considered what she was calling about to be important, but she obviously did, which is why she called 10 times! What was she going to say, "I had a bad day and really need to talk?" You would have called back? Or, would you have played the message for your friends and laughed?




Or, maybe, everything that's imporant to your girlfriend doesn't have to be important to you and vice versa. A boyfriend is not a security blanket.

As it turns out, Sharpieman's GF wasn't calling about anything urgent. So why should he have put his life on hold?

[Blackadar]

As it turns out, Sharpieman's GF wasn't calling about anything urgent. So why should he have put his life on hold?

So he could get laid later? Is there any other reason!?!

:D

[Ksyrup]

Or, maybe, everything that's imporant to your girlfriend doesn't have to be important to you and vice versa. A boyfriend is not a security blanket.

As it turns out, Sharpieman's GF wasn't calling about anything urgent. So why should he have put his life on hold?
That's why it's called a relationship. If she's your girlfriend, she considers herself a part of your life, regardless of whether you think you're entitled to cut her out of it every so often.

Look, I'm just offering an answer (really in response to balldog more than to sharpie) for "why" women are the way they are. The answer is because they think differently than men. I thought that was fairly obvious, but maybe not. So you either accept it, or deal with it, but don't bitch about it.

[Noop]

Ksyrup looks like you have been trained well. ;) I understand women.... yeah I understand that they are highly irrational and attention whores who think the world revolves around them. Yeah I understand that when its their birthday your suppose to go all out and get her nice things well priced of course. In fact I understand women so well they think a blowjob is a great present for your birthday, Christmas and of your anniversary. Yep I think I got it all figured out when you hang up with a woman ten minutes later she calls and says I missed you. Right... I understand women.

[Ksyrup]

As it turns out, Sharpieman's GF wasn't calling about anything urgent.
And again, another misreading of her call. I know that kind of thing isn't important to you, but it was important to her. That's why you deal with the pros and cons of being in a relationship - does the upside (however lewdly you want to define it :) ) outweigh the downside? Here, it sounds like some people don't even understand what the downside is and why it happens.

[Ksyrup]

Ksyrup looks like you have been trained well. ;) I understand women.... yeah I understand that they are highly irrational and attention whores who think the world revolves around them. Yeah I understand that when its their birthday your suppose to go all out and get her nice things well priced of course. In fact I understand women so well they think a blowjob is a great present for your birthday, Christmas and of your anniversary. Yep I think I got it all figured out when you hang up with a woman ten minutes later she calls and says I missed you. Right... I understand women.I can't wait until you outgrow girls and fall for a real women who completely blows your stereotypes out of the water. That would make for a helluvan entertaining TV show.

[Noop]

I can't wait until you outgrow girls and fall for a real women who completely blows your stereotypes out of the water. That would make for a helluvan entertaining TV show.
I sure hope she blows ;)

[Ksyrup]

I sure hope she blows ;)
When you're ready for a real relationship, you'll learn that that's the frosting, not the cake. Although it goes without saying that cake without frosting just isn't as tempting... :D

[Blackadar]

I sure hope she blows ;)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.wielochowski/nechayev/geyser.jpg

[Balldog]

And again, another misreading of her call. I know that kind of thing isn't important to you, but it was important to her. That's why you deal with the pros and cons of being in a relationship - does the upside (however lewdly you want to define it :) ) outweigh the downside? Here, it sounds like some people don't even understand what the downside is and why it happens.

You don't think that she might have called just to establish her dominance, for lack of a better word. Women are not plain and simple, black and white, they are all different. I know plenty of guys that have serious girls that pull this shit on them when its guy's night out or whatever. I also know plenty of guys that serious girls that know not to call on guy's night out unless there was an accident or death in the family, a real emergency.

I know what you are saying but not all women are pleasant little angels.

[Ksyrup]

Not saying they are, but if that's what you've gotten yourself into, then drop her. Don't bitch when she pulls that kind of stunt. Or, if she's being honest, don't bitch when she expects you to be there for her and you're not. Either way, you can be the one in control, instead of having to deal with damage control.

[JeeberD]

Me: I’m sorry, you’re right. I won’t do it again.
What I would like to say: Sorry, gotta go get drunk again.


This is where I always get into trouble. While my GF wants me to say what Sharpie said (plus perhaps "I'll work on it."), I usually try to tell her exactly why I did what I did or said what I said. Then she just gets more angry because "I'm not listening to her."

Women :rolleyes:

[mhass]

Not knowing the people involved obviously, my opinion ain't worth much, but I'm going to bet you that call #1 and possibly call #2 were about her bad day. Calls 3 through 10 were about locating Sharpie and general misery-making for him not answering. This, anyway, is a common tactic among many ex's of mine.

[st.cronin]

This thread is why I don't own a cell phone.

[oykib]

And again, another misreading of her call. I know that kind of thing isn't important to you, but it was important to her. That's why you deal with the pros and cons of being in a relationship - does the upside (however lewdly you want to define it :) ) outweigh the downside? Here, it sounds like some people don't even understand what the downside is and why it happens.

What I'm getting at is that you define your relationship. I don't go in for all that co-dependant bullshit. I'm not my GF's security blanket.

I talk to my girl because I like talking to her. But If I'm drinking with my boys I don't answer the phone or pick it up and tell her I'm busy.

If you don't let your girl think that ridiculous behavior is okay, then she won't do it.

[Sharpieman]

Don't ask why, just accept that it will always happen.

And guess what? She thought she was calling a friend, not just her fuck-buddy.

You guys have a long way to go before you come as close (1 million light years) to understanding women as some of us do. You should at least pick up the basics so that you can fake it well.
I fake it very well. And btw, it may seem like I'm a total ass for thinking the things I was thinking, but in the end I treat her like a queen and she treats me like a king. Its all good :cool:

[Anthony]

well, my take is this:

your GF should respect your boundaries, and respect your time with your boys. my wife calls me when i'm with my friends, but it's only just to say she's going to bed or that she's with such and such person/family and what she plans on doing. that's all. when you're in a relationship with someone the good thing is if you don't get to have conversation time with them on one day, you can have conversation time with them on another.

that being said, if someone is calling me 10 times i'm gonna think something is up that would necessitate that person calling me 10 times. my friends and wife know to text message me, cuz i'm not really a check my voice mail kind of guy (i despise voice mail and my greeting message even requests people text message me if they have something important to say). if after you get in touch with her and you find out she wants to chit chat, that's when i'd say "i'm not really able to conversate right now, sorry you had a bad day, we can talk about it when i get home/tomorrow".

but you're her BF, if her needs aren't important to you then you should reexamine why you're in a relationship with her.

[Ksyrup]

If you don't let your girl think that ridiculous behavior is okay, then she won't do it.
There are very few women who would consider this to be "ridiculous behavior." You (the general you) are defining the behavior from a man's PoV. If you've got a GF who is as independent as you or who can accept that, great. I hardly think that's a majority of women in relationships, though.

Anyway, when asking "why" a woman would react the way this one did, the answer seems obvious to me. That's was my main motivation for posting in this thread - not to suggest everyone needs to kow tow to their girlfriend's needs, but to say, "well, duh, she's a chick - you were expecting her to react differently?"

[Ksyrup]

but you're her BF, if her needs aren't important to you then you should reexamine why you're in a relationship with her.
Did someone hijack HA's account?

Agree 100%. Depends on the nature and seriousness of the relationship, of course, but to me, it's just a respect/caring thing. And it sounds like Sharpie didn't tell her where he was, so it wasn't like she was just trying to ruin a night out with the guys. It also sounds like he didn't tell her because he knew she wouldn' be pleased with the answer, "I'm going out drinking with the guys." That's a whole other issue to deal with between BF and GF, but just answering the phone once, telling her you're "with friends" and that you'll call tomorrow, doesn't seem like a huge deal.

And again, not understanding how she would react afterwards seems a bit nuts to me...

[Blackadar]

GF: "Hello, is Sharpieman there? Where is he?!"

http://www.cellularphoneoffers.com/cellular-woman.jpg

Sharpieman:

http://cheetahosting.com/templates/photos/thumbnails/people_anger%20on%20cell%20phone_jpg.jpg

[Samdari]

In fact I understand women so well they think a blowjob is a great present for your birthday, Christmas and of your anniversary.

I WISH she thought that.

[hhiipp]

Special K got all sensitive in this thread. Kinda making me nauseous.

[st.cronin]

I confess, I never really did understand guys bitching about the personality quirks of their girlfriends. If she's that annoying, dump her. It's not like you've made a lifetime commitment to this girl.

hear hear

[rkmsuf]

Once again this all gets back to the evil cell phone. I'm telling you they are the bane of society.

Even when you are out, you are not out.

[CamEdwards]

I confess, I never really did understand guys bitching about the personality quirks of their girlfriends. If she's that annoying, dump her. It's not like you've made a lifetime commitment to this girl.

[Ben E Lou]

but you're her BF, if her needs aren't important to you then you should reexamine why you're in a relationship with her.Ding. Ding. Ding. Game Over. We have a winnnnnnahhh.

[st.cronin]

Once again this all gets back to the evil cell phone. I'm telling you they are the bane of society.

Even when you are out, you are not out.

hear hear

[MIJB#19]

This thread is why I don't own a cell phone.We have a winner!

[rkmsuf]

No, it gets back to whether or not the individual *chooses* to have a mobile phone and give out the number. If you don't want to be reached when you're not at home, then make it clear, or don't get one. If you own one, and choose to answer it sometimes, you're setting youself up for trouble when you don't answer it without what seems to be a "good reason" to the person who is calling--especially if you're in a relationship with that person.


Uh, ok.

"Yeah (insert GF name here) that's my cell phone but I'm not comfortable giving you the number because I just don't want you to reach me when I'm not home."

Sure, I can see that.

[Ben E Lou]

Once again this all gets back to the evil cell phone. I'm telling you they are the bane of society.

Even when you are out, you are not out.No, it gets back to whether or not the individual *chooses* to have a mobile phone and give out the number. If you don't want to be reached when you're not at home, then make it clear, or don't get one. If you own one, and choose to answer it sometimes, you're setting youself up for trouble when you don't answer it without what seems to be a "good reason" to the person who is calling--especially if you're in a relationship with that person.

[Sharpieman]

I confess, I never really did understand guys bitching about the personality quirks of their girlfriends. If she's that annoying, dump her. It's not like you've made a lifetime commitment to this girl.
I'm not bitching, I was just showing how passive I am. Everyone argues, everyone gets annoyed once in awhile. But that doesn't mean I should dump her for one annoying conversation, I know I have it good.

[Ksyrup]

I'm not bitching, I was just showing how passive I am. Everyone argues, everyone gets annoyed once in awhile. But that doesn't mean I should dump her for one annoying conversation, I know I have it good.I guess the point is, though, that you could have sidestepped the argument by answering the phone. Maybe not an argument about the out getting drunk part (again, something betwen you two that's not really the point here), but just a 20 second "I'm out with friends, not really in a place where we can talk, sorry about your day, I'll call you tomorrow" call probably would have eliminated most of her anger.

Now, if she's just pissed because you're out with friends and not spending every waking minute with her, then you've got a legitimate gripe. But I don't get that from your explanation of how this all went down.

[Sharpieman]

I guess the point is, though, that you could have sidestepped the argument by answering the phone. Maybe not an argument about the out getting drunk part (again, something betwen you two that's not really the point here), but just a 20 second "I'm out with friends, not really in a place where we can talk, sorry about your day, I'll call you tomorrow" call probably would have eliminated most of her anger.

Now, if she's just pissed because you're out with friends and not spending every waking minute with her, then you've got a legitimate gripe. But I don't get that from your explanation of how this all went down.
To be honest, I was due for some make-up sex.

[Ksyrup]

To be honest, I was due for some make-up sex.
Well OK, forget everything I've said then... :)

[DanGarion]

Ksyrup looks like you have been trained well. ;) I understand women.... yeah I understand that they are highly irrational and attention whores who think the world revolves around them. Yeah I understand that when its their birthday your suppose to go all out and get her nice things well priced of course. In fact I understand women so well they think a blowjob is a great present for your birthday, Christmas and of your anniversary. Yep I think I got it all figured out when you hang up with a woman ten minutes later she calls and says I missed you. Right... I understand women.
Blowjobs are only for special occasions? I'm glad my gf doesn't know that. :D

[Blackadar]

Blowjobs are only for special occasions? I'm glad my gf doesn't know that. :D

Well, every day is a holiday somewhere in the world. :)

[LoneStarGirl]

I feel sorry for some of you guy's girls... if in fact you have, or have ever, had one.
And Noop, a real woman doesn't treat you on your birthday to a blow job. I give GE one regularly and his birthday will consist of a hotel room at a casino and as many poker chips as he needs. Some of you guys have such a stereotype of women, but its probably based on the women you have dated before. Women are needed compared to men, yes thats a given. But if you men aren't ready to handle those needs then you shouldn't be with her. It's as simple as that.

[Blackadar]

Yadda yadda yadda

Fixed that for you. ;)

[rkmsuf]

Fixed that for you. ;)

lol

[LoneStarGirl]

Blackadar its a shock to me that you're single.

[Suicane75]

Oh this will go well.

[Noop]

Wow this is too funny... I wonder if they know how old I am? HAHA

[Blackadar]

Blackadar its a shock to me that you're single.

I'll let my wife know that and I'm sure it'll be a shock to both of us.

Damn, I guess I've been living in sin the last 16 years!

I feel sorry for some of you guy's girls... if in fact you have, or have ever, had one.
And Noop, a real woman doesn't treat you on your birthday to a blow job. I give GE one regularly and his birthday will consist of a hotel room at a casino and as many poker chips as he needs.

So the "special occasion" is a vacation away from you in a place where it's easy to find hookers? Interesting.









:D

[scooper]

Wow this is too funny... I wonder if they know how old I am? HAHA
Noop, how old ARE you? I've always had you pegged as a black, southern version of Shorty.

[Suicane75]

So the "special occasion" is a vacation away from you in a place where it's easy to find hookers? Interesting.

In her defense i'm sure she calls him 10 times a night to make sure he isn't having fun.

[mhass]

Fixed that for you. ;)
But you yadda yadda'd over the best part. :)

[Suicane75]

Noop, how old ARE you? I've always had you pegged as a black, southern version of Shorty.
Man, Noop and Shorty opening a detective Agency on South Beach, i'm gonna pitch that to CBS.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I don't know what's more pathetic. That this chick called Sharpie ten times and then threw a hissy fit when she wasn't the center of his universe for an evening. Or that Sharpie apologized for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

[Ksyrup]

Noop, how old ARE you? I've always had you pegged as a black, southern version of Shorty.This is screaming for further photoshopping of the Shorty Manning pic.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Coming in to stir the pot, are we? :cool:
Me? Never. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

I just think it's really sad that Sharpie let himself be manipulated like that.

[Ksyrup]

I don't know what's more pathetic. That this chick called Sharpie ten times and then threw a hissy fit when she wasn't the center of his universe for an evening. Or that Sharpie apologized for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
Coming in to stir the pot, are we? :cool:

[korme]

Noop, how old ARE you? I've always had you pegged as a black, southern version of Shorty.
haha i'm way more pimp

[Suicane75]

oh snap! FWR jsut called Sharpie a fucking bitch.

daaaaaaamn...
Are you turned on too?

[Noop]

Noop, how old ARE you? I've always had you pegged as a black, southern version of Shorty.
17 will be a senior next year. Why do I have to be black? Why can't I be yellow or spanish or Jew? j/k

[Anthony]

oh snap! FWR jsut called Sharpie a fucking bitch.

daaaaaaamn...

[Noop]

haha i'm way more pimp
Well I don't pimp so I don't try to pretend but looks like you might have stayed at a holiday inn ;)

[Noop]

damn this time stamp bug

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

oh snap! FWR jsut called Sharpie a fucking bitch.

daaaaaaamn...
I did nothing of the sort. Besides, he called himself a pussy first. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

I just think it's sad when a guy can't go out with his men friends without being hassled, or made to feel guilty for it by their girlfriends. And now that Sharpie's apologized, she'll pull this little manipulation again.

[scooper]

17 will be a senior next year. Why do I have to be black? Why can't I be yellow or spanish or Jew? j/k
Seeing your brother on TV kind of gave it away.

You could still be Jewish. Get a glass eye and sing songs about the candyman. :D

[Sharpieman]

Me? Never. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

I just think it's really sad that Sharpie let himself be manipulated like that.
HA! Manipulated? 40 mins of angry conversation + make-up sex vs. 2 hours of conversation when I'm drunk - the make-up sex. ;)

[rkmsuf]

what would have really been funny is if your phone rang during the make up sex and you answered it.

[Sharpieman]

what would have really been funny is if your phone rang during the make up sex and you answered it.
Lol thats just cold.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

HA! Manipulated? 40 mins of angry conversation + make-up sex vs. 2 hours of conversation when I'm drunk - the make-up sex. ;)
You men are so easy. You think make up sex, or sex of any kind for that matter, means you won. Ha! Sex is the easiest way to manipulate you.

You apologized and said you weren't going to do it again, did you not? Will you do it again? I bet you won't.

[MacroGuru]

I did nothing of the sort. Besides, he called himself a pussy first. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

I just think it's sad when a guy can't go out with his men friends without being hassled, or made to feel guilty for it by their girlfriends. And now that Sharpie's apologized, she'll pull this little manipulation again.
Arlie.....Keep a good hold of her...she is gold.........

[rkmsuf]

Lol thats just cold.

It's a Curb Your Enthusiasm waiting to happen. Get me Larry David.

[rkmsuf]

This may sound like bragging, but in my relationships it's always the other way around. :p


So are you saying you are the woman?

[st.cronin]

You men are so easy. You think make up sex, or sex of any kind for that matter, means you won. Ha! Sex is the easiest way to manipulate you.

This may sound like bragging, but in my relationships it's always the other way around. :p

[st.cronin]

So are you saying you are the woman?

:eek:

I suppose I was asking for that...

[Sharpieman]

You apologized and said you weren't going to do it again, did you not? Will you do it again? I bet you won't.
Um...do you know anything about men?

[Celeval]

You men are so easy. You think make up sex, or sex of any kind for that matter, means you won. Ha! Sex is the easiest way to manipulate you.
And who trained women to think so?





:-D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

This may sound like bragging, but in my relationships it's always the other way around. :p
What - to get what you want you promise not to have sex with her? :p

[rkmsuf]

I do. Don't know anything about you though, that's why I asked.

Will you do it again?

Next time he has a hankering for some make up sex.

[Sharpieman]

I do. Don't know anything about you though, that's why I asked.

Will you do it again?
Probably.

[Samdari]

You think make up sex, or sex of any kind for that matter, means you won. Ha! Sex is the easiest way to manipulate you.

But, see, to us sex DOES mean we won. You women are so easily fooled, thinking you are manipulating us by trading sex for what you want. The truth is, we would gladly trade just about anything for sex - you are not manipulating us when you do so, in fact, its exactly the opposite.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Um...do you know anything about men?
I do. Don't know anything about you though, that's why I asked.

Will you do it again?

[rkmsuf]

Nymphettes.

First Yahoo entry when searching for this term:

"Watch Anal Nymphettes at home right now. "

[st.cronin]

What - to get what you want you promise not to have sex with her? :p

Judging from the stereotypes being perpetuated here, I have dated a series of sex-craved nymphettes. But never mind... I better get out of this thread quick...

[Sharpieman]

But, see, to us sex DOES mean we won. You women are so easily fooled, thinking you are manipulating us by trading sex for what you want. The truth is, we would gladly trade just about anything for sex - you are not manipulating us when you do so, in fact, its exactly the opposite.
You know, that sadly is very true.

[Sharpieman]

The timestamp bug is going crazy on this thread

[sterlingice]

{Insert random image} This reminds me of Schmidty's "You add so much to FOFC. Actually, let me re-state that: We could replace you with a full-time sloth who simply types keywords into GIS. Bravo." to FN. That said, I had to side with FN in this one just on the grounds that some days I could be misidentified as a GIS bot, too :D

But I was just waiting for someone to throw one of those type quotes out :p

SI

[Blackadar]

This reminds me of Schmidty's "You add so much to FOFC. Actually, let me re-state that: We could replace you with a full-time sloth who simply types keywords into GIS. Bravo." to FN. That said, I had to side with FN in this one just on the grounds that some days I could be misidentified as a GIS bot, too :D

But I was just waiting for someone to throw one of those type quotes out :p

SI

Sloth?

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/sloth.jpg

[sterlingice]

You don't think that she might have called just to establish her dominance, for lack of a better word. Women are not plain and simple, black and white, they are all different. I know plenty of guys that have serious girls that pull this shit on them when its guy's night out or whatever. I also know plenty of guys that serious girls that know not to call on guy's night out unless there was an accident or death in the family, a real emergency.

I know what you are saying but not all women are pleasant little angels.
Thankfully Erica is not like that but one of my best friends has a wife just like that. She has to call him 87 times in any given evening, usually about the most mundane things. Why would you do that? Just to use it as a leash or something?

This thread is why I don't own a cell phone.
Not why I don't have a cell but I'm definitely cut out of the KSyrup mould of "I'll answer every call if I'm not doing something important". I like my free time and I'll spend it as I see fit. I've gotta side with oykib on this kind of thing since I'm in the type of relationship where it works for us- I don't require too many ridiculous things of her and she doesn't of me.

I don't know what's more pathetic. That this chick called Sharpie ten times and then threw a hissy fit when she wasn't the center of his universe for an evening. Or that Sharpie apologized for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
Word. This thread was good but the 8ish posts of FWR make it gold.

Man, Noop and Shorty opening a detective Agency on South Beach, i'm gonna pitch that to CBS.
Or just replace the cast and writers of CSI:Miami with it. It'd be better than it is now. Lots more comedy, even if it's unintentional.

SI

[Telle]

She sounds manipulative and bitchy to me. But if the sex is good... I wouldn't go making any long term plans though; women like this don't tend to improve with marriage.

[sterlingice]

Sloth?


Is that a 2 or 3 toed sloth?

SI

[Sharpieman]

Yep. The cat's out the bag. Sharpieman will be an empty husk of his former self within a few years.

The simplest way to handle it is to let someone know ahead of time what the deal is. Once you're in the not answering the phone phase, you're already cooked.
:(

[Desnudo]

I did nothing of the sort. Besides, he called himself a pussy first. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

I just think it's sad when a guy can't go out with his men friends without being hassled, or made to feel guilty for it by their girlfriends. And now that Sharpie's apologized, she'll pull this little manipulation again.

Yep. The cat's out the bag. Sharpieman will be an empty husk of his former self within a few years.

The simplest way to handle it is to let someone know ahead of time what the deal is. Once you're in the not answering the phone phase, you're already cooked.

[rkmsuf]

One of my best friends is like that, except he also calls her all the time too.


poor bastard

[Desnudo]

Thankfully Erica is not like that but one of my best friends has a wife just like that. She has to call him 87 times in any given evening, usually about the most mundane things. Why would you do that? Just to use it as a leash or something?
SI

One of my best friends is like that, except he also calls her all the time too.

[Desnudo]

:(

Sorry man, but coming to terms with it is better than pretending it's not happening. I suggest buying the Clint Eastwood library of DVDs and some Scotch if you want to have a chance of recovery.

[sterlingice]

One of my best friends is like that, except he also calls her all the time too.
I think it's one of those things that's kindof good for us in a morbid sense. We both see it and both dislike it and realize how much we both dislike it so we try to not be like that.

SI

[rkmsuf]

"Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome."