National F*%# Off at Work Week

[JPhillips]

I'm declaring next week to officially be F*%# Off at Work Week. Starting Tuesday I'll post a thread a day with a challenge for people to accomplish during work. They'll all be quite silly, but will demand that you take precious time away from toiling for the man to complete. If you get fired, too bad, you lose. The goal is to see how much time you can waste while still getting a paycheck.

I'll preview Tuesday's challenge:

Write an essay including any diagrams/pictures needed on the following subject "If I could design the perfect bathroom..."

Longest original essay wins.

[KevinNU7]

Writing an essay is work, no thanks

[DanGarion]

I already do that.

[Radii]

After the weekend I have coming up, this sounds awesome next week!

[Raiders Army]

Writing an essay is work, no thanks
I agree.

[Ragone]

Thats not actually slacking off.. and you need to make it something anyone in any field can actually do.. be it doctor.. or blue collar..

[Easy Mac]

Every week is National (#$%off at work week.