View Full Version : Kris Jenkins & Warren Sapp: Hetero life partners?
Mr. Sparkle
06-03-2005, 04:26 AM
I don't think so. Jenkins on Sapp:
''I hate him... He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too. Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it.''
Discuss.
Didn't say anything I can disagree with.
Ksyrup
06-03-2005, 06:20 AM
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Save your time don't give me that speech
And use that time to go brush your teeth
A good mouthwash would be a start
Cause your breath done smell like your mouth done a fart
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to think
You lie and yo breath stank
Smells just like it's a septic tank
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Damn homeboy won't you chew on some gum
You smell like a mixture of chili dogs and rum
Don't be cheap and just chew on a stick
Throw in the whole pack and chew on it quick
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to think
You lie and yo breath stank
Rolls me over like a Sherman tank
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Open your mouth the whole room stunk
You need a chisel to hammer off the funk
Your breath would turn a shirt into lint
So do us all a favor and suck on a mint
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Open your mouth just another lie
What's that smell did somethin' die
A funky kind of stank that makes you go phew
Took a wiff straight out it was coming from you
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to thank
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad damn your breath is rank
Damn yo breath stank
hoopsguy
06-03-2005, 07:26 AM
he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.
Perhaps James Spader can give Kris a dictionary so we can get some more detail on this stench.
JeeberD
06-03-2005, 10:42 AM
Isn't it readily accepted knowledge that if an individuals breath stinks then their mouth will stink as well?
Bo Jackson's Hip
06-03-2005, 10:51 AM
I thought I was the only person that remembered Infectious Grooves. :)
The beauty and the beast...
http://www.celebritydetective.com/images/warren-sapp5.JPG
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/HFHDAMKBADBK/Jenkins-Kris_03Headshot.jpg
It's seem this two guys are both "fashinating"....how Kris can be so sure he is the beauty... :)
Julio Riddols
06-03-2005, 01:04 PM
I'm gonna start calling my best stomach aches "preludes to soul-stinkers".
I just want to tell somebody they have a stinky soul today as well..
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