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Ksyrup
06-22-2005, 11:57 AM
Pretty freaking funny.

http://theonion.com/2056-06-22/index_b.php



Butt-Fuck Sluts Go Nuts wins daytime Emmy. LOL!
Desnudo
06-22-2005, 12:04 PM
We Need A Fourth Law Of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife

:D
amdaily
06-22-2005, 12:32 PM
Some of the best quotes -

"Financial experts announced Monday that the U.S. economy was boosted by millions of Americans beginning to purchase Ramadan gifts."

On repopulating Africa after a scourge wipes everything out:

"Critics argue that the ReAfrica project is beyond the scope of current terra-reforming technology, and the UN resources required would be better spent on more fertile territory, such as the Marianas Trench or Charon, Pluto's only moon"

After some sort of inter-American war:

"RUMSFIELD, EMPIRE OF TEXAS — Officials at the Crawford White House announced Monday that the Halliburton Corporation has been awarded the lucrative task of reconstructing the Midwest, a contract worth approximately Ÿ92 billion."

"'Halliburton is proud to have been entrusted with the task of repairing the damage done during the Great Wars between the EOT and the Great Lakes Alliance,' said Halliburton CEO Richard Ch5ney, the fifth clone of the former U.S. president Dick Cheney and clone-once-removed of Texan Vice Overlord Rick Chen4y."

Good stuff :)
Franklinnoble
06-22-2005, 12:33 PM
Meh... The Onion is so 2001
sovereignstar
06-22-2005, 12:40 PM
The Onion is funny. Seeing the patriotic undies photo for the 2,349th time is not.

Just my two cents.
jeff061
06-22-2005, 12:41 PM
The Onion, as old as they are, consistently deliver the funny. It's quite impressive.
Franklinnoble
06-22-2005, 12:55 PM
The Onion is funny. Seeing the patriotic undies photo for the 2,349th time is not.

Just my two cents.
What are you trying to say?
kcchief19
06-22-2005, 01:28 PM
The Onion is funny. Seeing the patriotic undies photo for the 2,349th time is not.

Just my two cents. See ... this guy gets it.
rkmsuf
06-22-2005, 01:29 PM
In the future there won't be telephones. You just think of someone and poof, you are talking to them.
stevew
06-22-2005, 01:42 PM
Seeing the patriotic undies photo for the 2,349th time is not.



Yeah, same with the humping the bunny rabbit one.
Subby
06-22-2005, 01:48 PM
See ... this guy gets it. Heh.
ISiddiqui
06-22-2005, 02:17 PM
I thought more would get a kick out of the "Curse of Jeter" headline ;).